Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

"A Fei!!"

After hearing the man introduce his name for the second time, Asuka paused while picking his teeth, and long-standing memories slowly came to mind.

The idiotic laugh, the unreliable look, and this funny personality.

To be honest, when he opened the door just now and heard the other party introducing himself as "A Fei", he almost turned on Susanoo and slapped this guy out.

Damn it, Obito actually came to the house.

But when this guy introduced "Poop", Feiniao immediately guessed who the other person was.

Uzumaki White Zetsu, that is, the Uzumaki Zetsu who always talks about having sex as a mantra. When Madara Uchiha lived across the street, he had a pretty good relationship with him.

But on the night of the Nine Tails, didn't it disappear with the old man?

Why are you back this time?

Hei Juelang came?

Secretly observing Uzumaki Zetsu sitting on the sofa, Asuka scratched the scabbed wound on his face and couldn't help but murmur in his heart.

"Also, this guy could have made that big Buddha on the Night of Nine Tails, right?"

As a time traveler, he clearly knows that there are many strong wood escapers in the entire ninja world, but there are only two people who can summon the giant Buddha.

A genuine Senju Hashirama, a pirated Uzumaki Zetsu + Yamato.

"Ah!"

"Ah!"

Uzumaki Zetsu looked at Asuka's house curiously. It was true that he had never been here before, but the house at that time was still an antique building from decades ago.

And now this.

The smooth floor is paved with many patterned stones, and the white walls are without any embellishment. There is a big TV set on the wall, and a picture hangs above the TV.

Seeing the old man in the middle of the photo, Uzumaki Zetsu was silent for a moment, then a smile appeared on his face again and he said.

"That one"

Before it could continue, Asuka directly grabbed the topic and asked.

"What happened after the Night of the Kyuubi?"

"."

Uzumaki Zetsu was silent again, then he scratched his head and turned to face Asuka, explaining with some embarrassment, "Actually, nothing big happened. After Madara-sama and I finished fighting the Kyuubi that night, at Madara-sama's strong request, He left, even Madara-sama asked me to carry him on his back in order to prevent you from catching up with him."

Hearing this, Feiniao nodded subconsciously.

As he had guessed, Madara didn't have many days left to live at that time. Although he wouldn't take the initiative to commit suicide, he wouldn't be able to live for a while longer.

The aging body has probably lived enough.

"Huh~"

Seeing that Asuka didn't question his intention, Uzumaki Zetsu breathed a sigh of relief.

The situation that night was somewhat different from what is described.

It turned out that it and Uchiha Madara were dead, and the bodies were recovered by other white Zetsu. Then Uchiha Madara was buried by Black Zetsu, and it was thrown into the heretic golem by Black Zetsu to act as nourishment.

However, as the "nutrient" itself, it reabsorbed other nutrients, and it crawled out again.

Thinking of how Black Zetsu covered his chest with his hands and looked horrified after seeing him resurrected, Uzumaki couldn't help laughing.

Isn't it just the resurrection from the dead? What a fuss! !

[What Uzumaki doesn't know is that the thing that bothers Black Zetsu the most right now is the resurrection of the dead. It's such a fucking challenge to Zetsu's ability to control. Every time he hears someone is resurrected, it breaks his defense a little bit. 】

"correct!"

Uzumaki Zetsu punched his left palm with his right fist. As if he remembered something, he turned to look at Asuka who was drinking water and asked.

"Um. Um, is Konoha Ninja School short of teachers?"

puff!

A mist of water instantly appeared in the living room, and under the sunlight, it glowed in rainbow-like colors.

Asuka's eyes were filled with shock for a moment, and then he walked up to the inconspicuous black-haired man, put his hand on its forehead, then put it on his own forehead, and murmured to himself.

"You don't have a fever, why are you talking nonsense?"

"Ah!"

Seeing the other party's strange behavior, Uzumaki Zetsu subconsciously hid back and continued, "I have nothing to do recently, but I want to eat meatballs, get money in an honest way, teach students, and listen to students. Call teacher, think again."

After listening to the other party's list of requests, Feiniao looked at the other party up and down, and his tone suddenly became hesitant.

"You want to be a teacher?"

Um!

Uzumaki Zetsu nodded heavily, and then despised Black Zetsu in his heart.

Black Zetsu thought it and Madara were dead, and then took away all the money the two of them had saved.

The only time it ate meatballs since it came to Konoha this time was because it accidentally complimented a man wearing green tights yesterday and then the man asked it to eat.

Thinking of this, it looked up at the flying bird and asked expectantly.

"Can I do it?"

Yes. I can be a turtle.

Feiniao couldn't help but rolled his eyes at the other party, feeling speechless in his heart.

A White Zetsu wants to come to Konoha to be a teacher. Although the ninja world has almost no secrets for you guys, he won't come here so openly.

but

After thinking about the pretty good relationship he had with this Zetsu, and thinking about the abilities of Zetsu that would never be discovered unless he showed up on his own initiative, Asuka lowered his head and pondered for a moment before speaking.

“It’s okay to be a teacher, but you can’t be the kind of teacher who can only draw poop.

Although the teachers at the Ninja School have no technical content, they still have some thresholds. The teacher teaches children to draw poop, which is a bit too challenging for human beings. "

Snapped! Snapped!

Uzumaki Zetsu immediately patted his chest and said with a proud face, "I have recently been studying the Will of Fire, and I have quite a lot of experience in the [Will of Fire]. I also know the glorious deeds of the past Hokage by heart, and I am even more familiar with the basic ninjutsu." .

Now there is only one chance to enter the ninja school and practice yourself."

Looking at the other party in surprise, Asuka put his arm around Uzumaki Zetsu's shoulders and said while walking outside.

"Except for the villagers of the Konoha Ninja School who have an innocent background, it is not possible for people from other villages to obtain the status of a teacher at the Konoha Ninja School. However, if you want to teach, you don't necessarily have to go to a Ninja School.

There is an orphanage in Konoha, and their director is a money man. You wait until I give Nonou some money, and then you go to the orphanage to teach for a few years to gain qualifications, and then apply for the status of a Konoha resident and participate in a middle school "Tolerance test"

As he listened, Uzumaki Zetsu's eyes shone brightly.

Turning his head to look at Uchiha Asuka who was explaining to him endlessly how to become a ninja school teacher, Uzumaki couldn't help but lick the corner of his mouth and praised in his heart.

"The Uchiha family is not without its safe people. In order for it to successfully serve as a ninja school teacher, it actually formulated such a complicated plan."

“Reliable!!”