Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

The weather is getting colder in the afternoon, and the sunlight is about to disappear, replaced by cold air and a dark red sky.

The setting sun hanging on the horizon is like a waning old man. It can generate heat, but not much, illuminate but not enough, and kill bacteria, but not enough light.

The great elder couldn't imagine what the solar energy could do at this time, just like he couldn't imagine what he could do at this time.

Sensing the feeling of powerlessness emerging from his heart, the elder's straight back suddenly became a little rickety.

"I have worked hard for my family all my life."

He turned back and glanced at the clansmen following him, and sighed in his heart, "Times are passing by, people are about to die, and the family has not yet become Hokage, so forget it if you don't become Hokage. Before you die, it still makes my heart tremble."

After glaring hard at Ryoichi and Asuka, the elder turned and looked forward.

Until now, he had not thought about the connection between the four battles and the resurrection of Uchiha Madara. It was simply impossible to use the four battles to whitewash Uchiha Madara.

Not to mention whether Uchiha Madara will smash the gate of Konoha with one fist, but after Uchiha Madara is resurrected, what will he do to ensure that the other party will follow your ideas?

If he doesn't help Konoha fight other ninja villages, wouldn't it cause four wars in vain?

and

"Pooh!"

The great elder spat to the side and said depressedly, "According to my estimation, no matter how generous "that" person is, he will not have the idea of ​​destroying Konoha after his resurrection, but when he learns that Senju Hashirama is also alive."

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but close his eyes and began to deduce the future scenes in his mind.

Madara: What? Hash mom is alive too?

Hashirama:.

Madara: Long time no see, Hashi hot mom! !

Hashirama: I'll talk to you later. The first task now is to deal with several other ninja villages.

spot:

boom!

Konoha door shattered! !

Thinking of this scene, the great elder couldn't help but feel a toothache.

Can a human come up with such a bad idea?

ah! !

It turns out that person is an Uchiha.

For some reason, the great elder suddenly felt that it was not against the law at all for the clansman to come up with such a bad idea, and that was right, a normal person would not have such an idea in his mind.

A lesson from the past, a lesson from the past, just last year, someone in the family wanted to divorce the patriarch.

oh!

I forgot again that these two bad ideas were all thought up by one person.

Thinking of this, Saburo Uchiha seemed to be avoiding the god of plague, and his pace gradually accelerated. There was even an afterimage between his legs, and the old figure disappeared on the road in just a moment.

He had to go home and think carefully about whether there was a way to get those two guys to give up this ridiculous idea.

"Huh?" Looking at the disappearing figure of the great elder, Liang Yi raised his eyebrows, "Why is Saburo so anxious to go home? I also plan to discuss with him his feelings about today's clan meeting."

Asuka put his hands in his pockets and said directly without thinking.

"Maybe there's something going on at home!"

"he?"

Ryoichi curled his lips and said in disgust, "This old bachelor doesn't even have a cat. What can happen to his family? There's no hot meal when he comes home early, and there's no hot meal when he comes home late. Why don't you go out to eat with me?"

Then, he looked up at Asuka again and asked.

"What's today's date?"

"March 22, what happened?"

"fine."

After Ryoichi extended his thumb and index finger to make an eight sign, a trace of reminiscence flashed in his eyes, "In the blink of an eye, my cousin has been gone for half a year. In these six months, I have not thought about tea or food, and I have gained eight pounds." .”

Hearing this, Feiniao's eyes widened instantly and he looked at the old man in shock.

Not to mention, after taking a closer look, he really found that the old man now was a little different from a year ago.

The originally dry cheeks have become noticeably plumper, the knife-like chin has miraculously disappeared, and the lower abdomen has gained a little more curvature. Judging from his many years of experience, this is obviously not eight pounds.

"Old man!"

Feiniao smashed his mouth and said somewhat complicatedly, "Your scale is probably broken. I'll buy you a new one tomorrow. You have to be careful not to overeat in the future. With your current weight, your strength may be difficult." Reaching 70% of its peak.”

"Need not!"

Liang waved his hand and said nonchalantly, "I can feel that my strength is declining every day. Gaining weight and being full of energy and blood are not a bad thing for me.

You can also burn yourself at critical moments. "

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Seeing the old man's free and easy look, Feiniao's eyelids instantly drooped.

At the current rate of weight gain, he highly doubted that the old man could survive until the day when Uchiha Madara was resurrected. Even if he did wait, the old man would probably be sick.

"Oh, old man, I still need to lose weight!"

"Feiniao, is there a kind of food that can not only fill the stomach, but also provide the necessary energy for the human body, and will not make you fat?"

"No, just exercise more. If that doesn't work, let's go to the forest to practice."

"No, I love peace and don't like kunai and shurikens."

"."

"Flying bird, don't look at me like that. You don't understand what I mean to the family. For the current family, I am a symbol, a symbol, and the reins that hold all the people with extreme thoughts.

It is very important for the family that I live a long life. If I can gain weight while living a long time, it can also change the villagers' view of me and the family. "

"so?"

"Be beaten to death without any reduction!"

After saying that, he waved to Asuka, turned around and went straight to the newly opened tavern in the village.

"Asuka!"

Watching Ryoichi's leaving figure, an orange cat jumped on Asuka's head and said doubtfully, "I don't know why, but I always feel that the old man seems to be very happy today."

Hearing this, Asuka's straight back instantly became a little rickety, and his arms unconsciously hung at his sides.

He looked at Ryoichi's disappearing figure and said feebly.

"Just now at the clan meeting, the old man asked me if I could resurrect 'that one'?"

The orange cat blinked, puzzled.

"Aren't you the ones who have the final say on this resurrection?"

"After "that" person was resurrected for the second time, in order to prevent him from being resurrected for the third time, he deliberately ran away. Then the old man gave up the plan of resurrecting the other party.

But when he looked at the resurrected Senju Hashirama every day, he felt a little uncomfortable. "

Then, he took a deep breath and continued.

"So, the old man specifically asked me today if I could resurrect "that one"? I said yes, and then I told the old man my improvised plan."

"Oh~~ I seem to understand!"

Looking at the old man's disappearing back, the orange cat shrugged, his consciousness directly immersed in his mind, and went to talk to Kushina.

Six p.m.

At this time, most of the houses in the clan area had already turned on their lights. The lights shone through the windows on the street, dotting the dark streets with bright spots of light.

Some Uchiha who had gone out also stepped on the bright spots of light and returned to their beloved clan.

"Mikoto-sama!"

"Mikoto-sama has been working hard all day and still has to deliver food to the clan leader. How virtuous you are."

"I really envy the patriarch. Unlike the one in my family who waits for me to go back to cook every day. If I don't go back, she would rather go hungry than cook something by herself."

"The one in your family is okay. The one in my family not only doesn't cook, but she also likes to comment on the food I cook. Either the vegetables are salty or the rice is raw. She really can't find fault with the food, so she just says that I make a loud noise while washing the dishes. It’s too big, and it seems like he’s venting his dissatisfaction with her.”

"I cooked for myself before I got married, and I still cook for myself after I got married. This marriage is in vain."

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envy, complain, jealousy

Various sour sounds flowed through the air into Uchiha Mikoto's ears.

She stopped, smiled, and waved to greet everyone.

Because of frequent wars, cooking is engraved in one's bones. Whether a ninja or a civilian, a man or a woman, they all know how to do it.

No one can guarantee that there will not be a day when we live alone in the future, and no one can guarantee that we will not have a day when we live alone.

Even Uchiha Asuka, who eats instant noodles every day, can make a delicious dish. Well, puffer fish

Thinking of some bad memories, the smile on Uchiha Mikoto's face froze instantly.

"That bastard."

She bit her lips lightly until the blood on her lips lost color, then Mikoto took a deep breath and her expression became calm again.

Sometimes she also wonders, was she exposed at that time?

Otherwise, who would eat poisonous puffer fish for their biological mother?

Although I am not his biological mother.

"Mikoto-sama!"

A slightly surprised voice came from behind.

Uchiha Mikoto's body stiffened slightly, and then she quickly adjusted herself. She turned around slowly and greeted with a smile, "Good evening, Asuka-kun."

"Good evening!"

After Asuka raised his hand to say hello to her, his eyes immediately stayed on her face.

picture!

alike!

It really looks like the woman summoned that day!

"Asuka-kun?"

Seeing that the other person's eyes were still on her face, Uchiha Mikoto touched her cheek and said coldly, "You stare at me with such rude eyes. Is there something dirty on my face?"

"No!"

Looking at the other person's delicate facial features, Feiniao shook his head and couldn't help but sigh.

There are so many similar people in the world.

Snapped!

next moment.

I saw him hitting his left hand with his right fist, and a look of surprise flashed in his eyes.

Don't Sasuke and Izuna look quite similar? And the two are not related by blood.

Moreover, Asuma and Kurenai's daughter looks similar to Shisui. If Shisui hadn't died early and the Uchiha clan had been exterminated early, Kurenai's daughter might have caused many scandals.

Seeing his startled look, Uchiha Mikoto subconsciously took a step back and looked at Uchiha Asuka with a look that looked like a lunatic.

"Feel sorry!"

Sensing that something was wrong with the surrounding atmosphere, Asuka scratched his head and smiled awkwardly, "I'm sorry, Mikoto-sama, but I suddenly thought of something just now."

As he spoke, his eyes fell on Uchiha Mikoto again and he sighed.

"Mikoto-sama, you must have met your relatives, right? You guys look very similar!"

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Hearing these words, Uchiha Mikoto fell silent.

Then, she secretly looked at Uchiha Asuka and found that the expression on the other person's face was extremely sincere, with no intention of teasing at all, as if this was what he thought from the bottom of his heart.

The air also became a little quiet at this moment.

The two of them were just stuck in place, one was lamenting the other's appearance, and the other was thinking about the other's thoughts.

after awhile.

Seeing that Uchiha Mikoto seemed to have figured something out, the smile on her face became brighter and her voice was no longer as cold as before, "Asuka-kun, I have indeed met your mother."

With that said, she took two steps forward and came to Asuka and said with a smile.

"Your mother, like me, is a very gentle, generous, and beautiful woman; your mother, like me, is proud of her happy family; your mother, like me, has a pair of dexterous hands and can Cook a table of delicious food; your mother, like me, has a very good son.

Oh, I need more sons. "

Seeing the three fingers raised by Uchiha Mikoto, Asuka's expression became a little confused.

After ruling out the possibility that Uchiha Mikoto cannot read numbers,

He lowered his eyes and looked at her flat belly and said in shock.

"grass!!"

"Are you pregnant again??"

Uchiha Mikoto:? ? ?

She had anticipated various possible responses from Uchiha Asuka, and even thought that he might be smart enough to detect her implication, but Mikoto never expected that he would give such a response.

What is this if not a big fool?

Looking at Asuka like a fool, Uchiha Mikoto silently took a step back and said warily.

"Asuka-kun, why are you so excited?"

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This sentence directly silenced Uchiha Asuka.

yes!

Why is he so excited that the patriarch's wife is pregnant? This is not a good thing to add to the family. What a hammer!

Uchiha Itachi who thought of implementing the "genocide plan"; Uchiha Sasuke who was preparing to implement the "unification of the ninja world" plan; and Uchiha Mikoto who voluntarily was killed by her eldest son Uchiha Itachi because she could not bear the fratricide.

Asuka took a deep breath, his eyes slowly fell on Mikoto's belly, and the corner of his mouth twitched again.

"He hates this family!!"

Realizing that there was a burning gaze staring at her lower abdomen, Uchiha Mikoto followed the other person's gaze and looked down.

There was no fat on her abdomen due to childbirth, and her skin still maintained its original firmness.

But no matter how she looked, Uchiha Mikoto couldn't see any signs of pregnancy.

"The top medical ninja in the ninja world." Thinking of what happened just now, she raised her head and looked at Asuka with pity, "This look, this IQ, just open your Sharingan and see."

"Mother!"

Just as Asuka was deep in thought, considering how to deal with it next, a clear child's voice interrupted his thoughts.

Looking at the child who jumped into Mikoto's arms, Uchiha Asuka's cheek twitched again.

"He hates this family!!"

After a while.

"Mother!"

At this time, Itachi poked his head out of his mother's arms and looked behind him.

His eyes fell on Uchiha Asuka who left without saying hello, with a puzzled expression on his face.

"What's wrong with Asuka Jonin? I saw that his face looked a little ugly just now."

"fine!"

She patted Itachi's head lovingly and whispered, "Asuka-kun misses your mother."

"Miss mom?"

Uchiha Itachi nodded in understanding.

He had indeed heard before that Uchiha Asuka's parents died shortly after he was born, and that he was raised by a group of old people.

After seeing his mother, does he also miss his mother?