Let you take over the zoo, you drive the animals crazy

Chapter 4 Shit Delivery

"Oh my god, the effect is full, the effect is full, this chimpanzee can not only smoke, but also poop."

"I didn't expect to see such a scene when I clicked on a live broadcast room casually. It's worth it."

"Oh my god, is this chimpanzee a spirit? This person just said that it is bald, and it was thrown in the face."

"It's definitely not a coincidence. There are so many people outside the cage, but it didn't throw shit, just this little yellow hair."

"It's so funny, this person may have finally tasted the taste of monkey shit."

"My rat, shit is pouring on my head."

......

At this moment, the smiles perfectly transferred from the faces of the tourists present to the faces of the audience in the live broadcast room.

At this time, the anchor who was thrown with monkey shit on his face finally reacted and began to ask for help from his companions beside him.

"Brother Hong, do you have paper, Yue..."

"Sister Ma, do you have..."

Before he could finish his words, these companions who usually had a good relationship with him hid as far away as possible.

And at this time, the chimpanzee Li Wei in the cage suddenly showed a smug look on his face.

He bared his big yellow teeth and beat his chest with his fists.

The next second, he turned around in the cage in front of everyone.

Such an expression made the audience in the live broadcast room more excited.

"I'm so angry, I'm so angry, why does this chimpanzee seem to have an abnormal brain and know how to mock."

"Oh my god, I'm about to burst out laughing, where is the anchor, where is the anchor, move the camera closer."

"As long as you get close to the iron cage, I will give you a Douyin number one!"

"I'll follow one too!"

Under the encouragement of the water friends in the live broadcast room, these anchors who were originally hiding far away suddenly became interested.

"Brother Hong, it should be okay if we get closer. As long as we don't say bad things about this chimpanzee, it shouldn't hit us."

"Besides, it was probably just a coincidence that it hit us just now. How can it hit us so accurately every time?"

After hearing his companion's words, a little internet celebrity who was leading the way finally made up his mind.

"Since my family wants to see it, I will take everyone to see it up close today."

After saying that, he walked towards the cage step by step.

At this time, the chimpanzee Li Wei in the cage seemed a little tired, and sat on a big stone with a leisurely expression on his face.

The next second, he took out a pack of cigarettes from the crack of the stone in front of everyone.

After lighting a cigarette skillfully, its eyes full of vicissitudes looked at the people outside the cage in a daze.

Looking at its demeanor, the people outside the cage couldn't tell who was the animal and who was the tourist for a while.

The only thing they could be sure of was that they seemed to be safe at the moment.

But is it really what they thought?

Just when several people let down their guard, Li Wei, who had just taken a big puff of cigarette, suddenly reached behind him.

Everyone felt a black mass flying in front of them, and before they could react, Brother Hong, who was walking in the front, was embarrassed.

"Ah, damn! Damn! Retreat quickly, this gorilla is deceiving us!"

As Brother Hong wailed, everyone on the scene ran to the outside of the cage.

But the chimpanzee Li Wei in the cage did not intend to let them go at this time, and piles of monkey feces flew straight out of the gap above the cage.

And these monkey feces all hit the group of Internet celebrity anchors without exception.

The scene instantly became chaotic.

And at this time, other tourists came into the zoo one after another.

When they saw this group of anchors covered with stinky monkey feces, they all showed shocked expressions on their faces.

"Oh my god, is this a special attraction of the zoo? Using feces to fight is really heavy."

"Isn't this the group of Internet celebrities in Ningnan? They really don't care about their face for popularity. They probably lost the PK, so they smeared feces on themselves."

Just when the new tourists were full of doubts, they saw the chimpanzee Li Wei who was picking up feces everywhere.

At this moment, they finally knew where the monkey feces on the people who escaped before came from.

But it was precisely because of this reason that their curiosity became stronger.

A chimpanzee who smokes is already weird enough, and now he even throws feces at tourists. Isn't this even more awesome.

Sometimes human curiosity is so weird.

Just when everyone was about to approach, Yang Lin, who was dragging a big box, suddenly came over.

"Selling umbrellas, selling umbrellas, transparent umbrellas, 20 yuan each, limited quantity, first come first served."

Hearing his voice, the group of tourists looked over quickly.

When they saw him dragging a box full of transparent umbrellas, they all showed puzzlement on their faces.

Eh? Isn't this the ticket seller from before? Why is he selling umbrellas again?

"Are you crazy? Why are you selling umbrellas on a sunny day? It's not raining."

"That's right, the key is that they are transparent. They can't even block the sun."

"Aren't these umbrellas 10 yuan each at the subway entrance? What a profiteer."

In the minds of these tourists, Yang Lin's behavior is undoubtedly silly.

However, facing the doubts of the crowd, Yang Lin showed a strange smile on his face.

The next second, he heard a scream from the tourists.

As expected, a tourist who was too close was hit by a pile of fresh monkey feces.

Seeing this scene, the other tourists were shocked and looked at the umbrella in front of Yang Lin.

In an instant, they rushed to Yang Lin frantically.

"Boss, give me one."

"I want one too!"

"Give me one."

....

In less than five minutes, the box of transparent umbrellas that Yang Lin pulled over was snapped up by this group of tourists.

After getting the umbrellas, they also opened the umbrellas in front of them, and at the same time, they did not forget to take out their mobile phones to shoot through the transparent umbrellas.

When the videos shot by this group of tourists and the anchors before were uploaded to the Internet, these videos became popular immediately.

Almost every video can get tens of thousands of likes and millions of views.

Almost all netizens laughed out loud when they saw an orangutan that smoked and threw its feces at tourists.

In less than an hour, the chimpanzee Li Wei became an Internet celebrity with the name of Shit Difu. Diunaxing.

And the Xihong Zoo where he lives has become popular in such a bizarre way, and the official account gained millions of followers overnight.

However, this is just the beginning.