Let you take over the zoo, you drive the animals crazy

Chapter 5 Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Chick in the Zoo

In Xihong Zoo, as the reputation of chimpanzee Li Wei as a shit-delivering husband spread across the Internet, the number of local tourists who came to check in increased.

When Yang Lin arrived with the second box of umbrellas, the outside of the orangutan garden had been surrounded by three layers of people.

Looking at this scene, Yang Lin couldn't help but have a little doubt in his heart.

"Has the curiosity of modern people become so serious?"

"I don't like to watch good animals, but I like to have people throw shit on them."

Just when he was speechless, a cheer suddenly broke out in the crowd.

Following the cheers, I saw that the chimpanzee Li Wei had actually started to lift the grass on the ground.

After lifting the grass, it held the grass tightly in its hand, and from time to time, it pretended to throw it.

Every time it made a fake move, the tourists present would burst into cheers.

Taking advantage of this gap, Li Wei suddenly threw the grass at the nearest tourist.

Bang!

Without any surprise, the tourist was hit by the grass head-on.

But even so, the tourist was not angry at all, but laughed out loud, as if he had won a prize.

"Tsk tsk tsk, if I had known that these tourists would like this, I would have fed Li Wei more yesterday, and fed him some croton seeds, so that you would be treated equally."

Seeing the tourists' high spirits, Yang Lin quickly took out the loud speaker he had prepared in advance.

"Attention, tourists, in addition to the gorilla park, the animals in other parks are also very interesting, and you can move on."

Hearing Yang Lin's words, the tourists also noticed his familiar face.

"Are other animals as interesting as Shit Di Fu?"

"Yes, do they have any special skills?"

"But you know what, just Shit Di Fu alone makes me feel that the ticket price is worth it."

"I think it's good that their zoo has one abnormal animal like Shit Di Fu."

"That's not necessarily true. Where there is a sleeping dragon, there must be a phoenix chick."

...

Seeing that everyone's interest has been aroused, Yang Lin quickly added another sentence.

"It's in the monkey park next to the orangutan park. I have prepared a program for everyone."

"If you are interested, you can follow me."

After saying this, Yang Lin turned around and walked towards the monkey park on the side.

Seeing this, some of the tourists present quickly followed with curiosity.

Not long after walking, a monkey park similar to the orangutan park appeared in front of everyone.

And when everyone just approached the monkey park, a burst of exciting music sounded.

As this burst of exciting music sounded, a figure also flew over from the back of the monkey park.

As soon as the figure landed, it gave everyone a perfect 720-degree backflip.

Seeing this scene, the tourists present immediately applauded.

And at the same time as they applauded, the posture of the narrow figure suddenly became weird.

The hands and feet seemed to have grown out, full of awkwardness.

After watching for a while, everyone's eyes suddenly changed.

"This... this is a robot dance."

"This monkey is dancing a robot dance, my God."

As a tourist shouted in surprise, other tourists also reacted.

Its stiff movements, combined with the rhythmic music, is it not a highly performative robot dance?

"Oh my god, isn't this MJ's "Billie Jean"? It can actually do the moonwalk, is it really a monkey?"

"Are you sure they didn't find a dancer wearing a leather suit to dance there?"

"If it's a leather suit actor, wouldn't that be even more amazing? Even if MJ were alive, he could still dance like this in a leather suit."

......

All of a sudden, everyone's attention was attracted by the gibbon dancing vigorously in the cage, and the people who were watching the chimpanzee Li Wei were also attracted.

After they saw the dancing gibbon, the expressions of surprise on their faces were no less than those of the previous group of tourists.

"Isn't this the gibbon that drank Coke? It can actually dance?"

"This is outrageous. It can actually dance better than me, who has learned street dance for eight years."

"I have a feeling that this monkey will soon become popular."

"You are talking nonsense. If it doesn't become popular, I will run to Shit Di Fu with my mouth open."

While everyone was surprised, they also took a video of the gibbon dancing.

What happened next was exactly as these tourists guessed.

Almost at the same time as these videos were uploaded, the popularity of the videos began to rise wildly.

Soon, the popularity of the videos about gibbon Li Qiang began to catch up with the videos related to chimpanzee Li Wei.

The comments below the video were even more varied.

"Sure enough, where there is a sleeping dragon, there must be a phoenix chick. I thought a chimpanzee that can throw feces was invincible, but I didn't expect that there was a dancing gibbon living next door to it."

"Judging from the proficiency of this gibbon when dancing, I think it took at least two and a half years to learn."

"That makes sense. Look at the two patterns on its body. Do they look like suspenders?"

"That's enough, you guys, can we also start a group here?"

"The quality of this gibbon is really 666."

"I liked this gibbon quite a lot at first, but after you said this, I suddenly liked it even more."

"Oh my god, there are both Wolong and Fengxia hidden in the small Xihong Zoo. I guess the owner of the zoo is not a creature in the pond."

"Indeed, the boss is also a talented person who can raise such two wonderful animals."

"It should be the breeder who is awesome. It is obvious that this breeder understands animals."

"You know Der, there is only one person in this zoo. He is both the owner and the keeper, and occasionally sells tickets part-time."

"Ma De, who is also a shady businessman occasionally, bought a pack of paper towels from him to wipe the shit on my body. He charged me 10 yuan."

"Why, a special ape dung plus a pack of paper towels cost you 10 yuan, do you still think it's expensive?"

"I heard that chimpanzee feces contain probiotics and can replenish the brain. It's really not expensive to sell it to you for 10 yuan."

"Really?"

"Of course I lied to you, little idiot."

Following the heated discussion among the public, the gibbon Li Qiang soon began to keep pace with the chimpanzee Li Wei. While being jokingly called the Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Cub of Xihong Zoo by netizens, it also received an additional nickname - MJ. Space Ape.

Driven by this pair of Crouching Dragon and Phoenix chicks, the name Xihong Zoo gradually became known to everyone in the Dragon Kingdom.