Lisko’s American Life
Chapter 417: Chinese Cowboys
"Lisko's American Life (
"They must be learning Huaguo Kungfu. I have seen on the video that Auntie Li is wearing clothes that are often worn by Huaguo Kungfu masters. I heard that the elderly in Huaguo are basically able to kung fu, and the boss must be an expert. Aunt Li's eyes, just like in the movie, passed the test of Aunt Li, plus our husband also has Chinese blood, Aunt Li intends to teach the Chinese kung fu to the husband. Look, they are still holding China's long sword."
With a confident look on his face, Jimmy told the cowboys around his guesses. Because he knew too little about China, and the Western media deliberately blocked it, China is still very mysterious in the eyes of many Americans, everyone. The biggest impression of this country is Kung Fu and its long history.
"Then Aunt Li must be a kung fu master?"
Onegin's expression was full of excitement. He didn't expect that the aunt who smiled and delivered cakes to him every day was actually a master of Kung Fu. Because of the influence of Hong Kong movies and Bruce Lee, there are still many foreigners who are A loyal fan of kung fu movies, Onegin is undoubtedly such a person.
"Look, look."
Jimmy pointed to the distance and shouted, and the cowboys were all focused, and they all followed the direction of Jimmy's fingers, looking at Lisko and Li Feng on the lawn.
At this time, it was just when Li Feng was demonstrating the swordsmanship to Li Ke, the cowboys looked at the aunt in the distance holding a long sword, with a body like a wandering dragon, and after playing a beautiful swordsmanship, all of them looked sluggish. Full of surprises.
"Oh my god, Chinese people are really all kung fu masters. I'm going to tell my friends about this, and they will be shocked."
Jimmy left the queue in a hurry, ready to go back to the dormitory and take out his camera. He fell in love with photography recently, so he used his saved salary to buy a low-end camera, and now he wants to record this scene.
After saving, when he tells others about this matter, when others say he is bragging, he will have the tools to fight back.
David was also amazed. Before, he also thought that the rumors that the Chinese people could master kung fu was a joke and a joke, but looking at the cold light that flashed from time to time in the distance, he felt that he had to change his mind, and his thinking was a little divergent, Li Feng would If she is good at kung fu, then as her husband, will Zhang You be able to do the same?
If you can talk to Zhang You and please, will you have the opportunity to become their apprentice?
Thinking of the superheroes in Huaguo film and television dramas, David's heart is full of yearning. This kind of thing has nothing to do with age. As long as it is a man, it will arouse interest.
This morning, the cowboys used the punching method to determine who was riding a horse and patrolled by the side of the two, so that they could take the opportunity to take a peek, and then use the shotgun in their hands to secretly learn the gestures.
And Lisko is very puzzled. Today, the number of cowboy patrols is extraordinarily large, and the candidates are different. Everyone will ride a horse, stop not far away from him, and then let the horse pass him at the slowest speed. Next to him, in the middle of this process, he has been watching Li Feng, who taught him.
But he only thought that everyone was more curious, and then he forgot about it. If he knew what the cowboys said and thought, it would definitely make his stomach hurt from laughing.
After Zhang You came back from patrolling on the edge of the ranch, he found that everyone's attitude towards him had changed a lot. Everyone had returned to the attitude they had when they first came here. They were respectful and warm to each other. , Is there anyone else to help him, making him confused.
This kind of situation only appeared when I first came to the ranch. At that time, everyone thought that they were Lisko's father-in-law, so they treated themselves with the standard of Lisko, until I lived with everyone through thick and thin. Everyone found that they were unassuming, and they were very serious in doing things. They could make jokes and share their food with everyone. Later, they gradually treated them as equals.
With this attitude now, Zhang You knew that everyone must have something to ask of him, and his mind turned a lot, thinking about whether everyone wanted to give Lisko any advice through himself, so he flattered himself so much, but he didn't care about himself. He doesn't know anything about ranch management, and his identity is his father-in-law. There is no way to discuss many things with Lisko directly. When he was in a dilemma, he gritted his teeth and planned to ask clearly.
"Jimmy, stop pouring water, I've already had three drinks, and Onegin, don't squeeze my shoulders, your technique is not right, and David, if you have anything, you can tell me directly , it's not about the ranch, and I won't give advice to your boss."
The cowboys were stunned for a moment, then shook their heads again and again, this is not everyone's purpose at all.
In the end, it was David who spoke up. He first glared at the cowboys who pushed him out. With a flattering smile on his face, he asked Zhang You~www.readwn.com~ Zhang, you are Chinese, you Will it be Huaguo Kungfu? "
"effort?"
Zhang You was stunned for a moment, then laughed, and finally saw that the cowboys were a little anxious before answering with a smile.
"I'm sorry, I'm a little surprised. Huaguo Kungfu is in a film and television drama. In reality, we can't do that. As for whether there is Kungfu, I don't know, but there are still viewing routines."
David looked at the cowboys in disbelief at first, and looked at the cowboys, remembering what Jimmy said, that Chinese people are very humble, what they say is good, that is outstanding, what they say is good, that is proficient,
And Jimmy also said that the Chinese people are very good at keeping secrets. They have customs and can't teach kung fu to people who don't have Chinese blood. This is also the requirement of their inheritance.
David nodded quickly, indicating that he understood, and then whispered to Zhang You.
"I understand, you are very modest, but I have an aunt who has a quarter of Chinese blood. I can show you the photo of the two of us. After all, I am also a descendant of China. Would you like to investigate me?"
Zhang You didn't understand this sentence. He was stunned for a while before he realized it, and then his face was full of helplessness. He knew that the cowboys didn't believe what he said. Instead, he thought it was because he was humble, and even thought it was because the other party did not have the blood of the Chinese nation. He was hiding something. This matter made him feel helpless and want to laugh. He held his forehead with a headache, not knowing how to explain it.
At this time, the cowboys also began to come forward one after another. This one said that his grandmother was of Chinese blood, and he was considered a descendant of the Chinese country. The one who said that he had dated a Chinese girlfriend, but everyone was talking about their origins with the Chinese country. , hoping to be favored by Zhang You, and then get the inheritance of kung fu.
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