Lisko’s American Life

"Alright, alright, stop, not every Chinese person knows kung fu. I don't know where you heard about it, but I won't."

Zhang You tried his best to explain, but looking at the cowboys around him, he didn't believe what he said. Instead, this statement was used as an excuse to reject everyone.

"We really have a lot of fate with China."

David continued to talk unwillingly, hoping that Zhang You would let go of his pedigree and teach them Chinese Kung Fu.

"Well, since that's the case, I'll teach you."

Zhang You saw how he explained that everyone couldn't listen, so he simply pushed the boat with the flow.

"Okay, great, lion and tiger slaughtering merchants."

Jimmy was the first to react, practicing the half-hearted Chinese he learned in the movie, clasping his fists with both hands, and posing to kneel down.

"Hey, hey, I can't."

Zhang You spoke the anxious Mandarin, and hurriedly grabbed Jimmy who was about to kneel down.

"This is the rule of the past. Now it's gone. No need to use it."

If Jimmy gets down on his knees, and later finds out that he doesn't know how to kung fu at all, then it won't end well.

"Come on, stand in a line, stand at attention, spread your legs, squat down, okay, at this height, then make fists with both hands, put them on your waist, keep it, wait for when you can maintain this position for half an hour Now, you can learn the next move."

Zhang You stepped forward and guided everyone. Yes, what he taught everyone was the legendary horse stance. Although he knew nothing about kung fu, he could still master the most basic horse stance. After all, he was often punished by teachers when he was in school. And for a person who has never done horse stance, it is undoubtedly a fantasy to hold on for about half an hour.

When everyone can't take it anymore, this matter will be over, and I have another way of saying it. It's not that I don't teach you, but that you can't stick to it.

And Zamabu is also good for the body, it can keep the body healthy and reduce illness.

David just started piercing, and within a minute, his thighs were sore, and his legs began to tremble. He gritted his teeth and insisted, thinking about the flying kung fu in the movie, he would soon learn the skills by himself. , try to hold on to it.

"Is this really useful?"

Onegin gritted his teeth and spoke with a vibrato as he asked Jimmy next to him.

Jimmy also looks like this, but now he has a firmer idea that Zhang You is a martial arts master, because he can see this pose a lot in movies.

"That's right, it's this pose. I've seen it many times. I guessed it right. Zhang really is a master."

Jimmy's eyes were filled with enthusiasm, and he could no longer feel the pain in his body. His mind was full of the appearance of holding a long sword and wearing ancient Chinese costumes in the United States in the future.

Zhang You saw that everyone had already set foot on the horse, and they didn't stop there. He picked up his teacup and walked towards the castle leisurely, with a helpless smile on his face.

Behind them were cowboys lined up in a line, trembling and holding on to their horses. Someone couldn't help but fell down. He immediately stood up and tied them up again just as he did just now, for fear that Zhang You would find out that he didn't hold on.

Lisko in the distance also saw the situation here, but he was at a loss. He didn't know why the cowboys were lining up to stomp. , playing the Tai Chi sword one by one.

"morning."

Zhang You walked to the front of the lawn and saw Li Feng and Li Ke who were dancing swords. Their faces were full of weirdness. Now he knew why the cowboys thought they knew Chinese Kung Fu. The reason was already in front of him.

"Are you hungry? I'll make you breakfast later."

After Li Feng finished playing, she said to Zhang You.

"Morning uncle."

Li Ke also put away the sword, but his posture was not as neat as Li Feng's, and the tip of the sword almost poked him.

"I'm not very hungry, you should practice first, I'll eat later."

Zhang You looked at the two and asked them to continue practicing.

"Uncle, what's the situation over there?"

Lisko raised his head and asked about the cowboy's side.

"Hey, those foreigners see you and your aunt learning Tai Chi sword, they all think I'm a master of Chinese Kung Fu, they won't listen to any explanation, they want me to teach them, how can I do this, and I can't explain it clearly, just Let them be able to walk, but if they can't hold on, it's fine."

Zhang You also had a smile on his face, explaining to Lisko.

After listening to Lisko, his head is full of black lines. The most common question asked by Chinese people outside is whether you can do kung fu. Every international student studying abroad is very helpless. Consider yourself too humble.

Over time, this stalk that every Chinese person knows kung fu is deeply believed by foreigners. This also avoids a lot of trouble. Everyone thinks that Chinese people are not easy to mess with. Although they look thin and small, they may fight. Can play about five of their own body type.

"If they knew that you lied to them, it would be good for you."

Li Feng gave Zhang You a sullen look. In her opinion, it was enough to explain this kind of thing clearly, why would you play tricks on others.

"This is wronging me, you don't know, how many times I have explained it, they think that because they are foreigners, so I don't teach them, if you don't tell them well today~www.readwn.com~ Maybe later I was pushed out." Zhang You's face was full of grievances.

"Besides, isn't zhama step the basic skill of kung fu? It's good for the body, and there's no harm in doing it. I didn't lie to them."

Lisko continued to look out, and the cowboys in the distance had collapsed en masse, all sitting on the ground, rubbing their thighs.

"It's too difficult, half an hour? When will we be able to do it."

Onegin beat his legs hard, driving away his sourness, and nagging at Jimmy. He didn't know why it was just such a simple action, why it was so difficult to do, it didn't make sense at all.

"Kung Fu can't be learned so easily, just practice it a few times. We are still newbies, keep at it."

Jimmy cheered everyone up. Now he seems to have found a new faith, and he is determined to be an American cowboy who knows Chinese Kung Fu.

Looking at the appearance of the other people around him, they were all complaining. Jimmy despised them in his heart. This group of people are not good. It seems that the person who can learn kung fu in the end is himself. Thinking of this, Jimmy's eyes are full of Excited, his whole body seemed to be motivated, resisting the pain in his legs, he continued to stand up and stomped.

Perhaps driven by Jimmy's insistence, the cowboys who had rested for a while looked at each other, stood up one after another, and continued the movement just now with trembling legs.