Lord, I am such a good person.

Lotus Mountain has overlapping peaks and is lush and green; the mountain is surrounded by a sea of ​​clouds and the water flows; strange peaks stand on it, and strange rocks form caves;

A ray of sunshine shines in the early morning, and the clouds rise quietly in the mountains, making the place look like a fairyland on earth.

Among the rolling green mountains, there is a simple and quiet temple with the word "Lotus" written on it.

………

"Tuk~Tuk~Tuk~"

The melodious sound of wooden fish ripples through the mottled stone walls and moss-covered stone slabs toward the outside world.

Not long after, as the sound of wooden fish gradually faded, a monk with his hands clasped walked out of the incense-filled hall.

This little monk looks young, but he has red lips and white teeth, bright eyes and white teeth, a red mole on the center of his eyebrows, and a pair of squinting peach blossom eyes. He is really beautiful.

"Amitabha~"

Looking up at the clear blue sky, the little monk stretched out comfortably.

"Woo~"

Just as a wisp of breeze came, the petals in the courtyard were dancing in the air.

Stretching out his hand and gently picking up a piece, the little monk grinned, really like the smile of the Buddha holding a flower;

"Hey, half a month~"

"Ami, that Buddha~"

It seemed that the little monk was caught in some trouble. After saying this, he sighed deeply, and his happy face fell down.

So after singing the Buddha's name bitterly, he lay facelessly on the steps in front of the main hall.

"Lord Buddha, why am I so unlucky~"

With his hands behind his head, the little monk's eyes were dull and dull.

"I feel relieved that I was also a figure of the year who moved China, an outstanding graduate of Jiefang West Road, how could I be reduced to such a state?"

Seemingly feeling some pain underneath him, the little monk moved his buttocks and regained a comfortable position.

"Hey, if you say time travel, just go through it. After all, you can't resist. So let's admit it. After all, we can practice cultivation in this world. After all, who doesn't have the dream of making big balls with their hands?

But, how could he be so good and become a monk through time travel? "

As he spoke, the little monk's lips began to tremble slightly, and his breathing began to become rapid.

"Well, even if he traveled through time and became a monk, we would admit it, but, his grandma's monk is not a human yet."

As if he thought of something, the young monk's face suddenly turned pale, and his throat continued to throb.

"Ugh~"

Finally, he couldn't hold it back anymore and saw the little monk quickly turned over, opened his mouth and vomited towards the bottom of the steps.

"Zizi~"

A large piece of foul-smelling green liquid spurted out from the mouth, instantly corroding the bluestone slab under the steps with holes in it.

"Hiss~"

The sound of some kind of reptile seemed to be heard in the empty temple, and a large amount of yellow smoke suddenly appeared from the little monk lying on the steps, vomiting wildly.

"Pfft~"

But what is strange is that the flowers and plants planted in the courtyard not only did not slump after inhaling the yellow smoke, but instead each became extremely excited, swaying desperately in the air as if they were on stimulants.

The sun gradually rises and the sunshine shines down,

The shadow reflected on the little monk's body became longer and longer.

On the mottled stone wall, a huge long insect with countless tentacles slowly appeared.

………

It seemed that he had vomited cleanly. The pale-faced Ji Ran wiped the liquid from the corner of his mouth, turned over and continued to lie on the steps.

"Hey, if you say you don't want to be a human, then you shouldn't be a human. After all, I am a monster. We can understand that the food is different, right? What's more, I am a systematic man."

As he spoke, the corners of his mouth suddenly twitched in relief,

"But Lord Buddha, I never thought that this system, his grandma's, was tailor-made for the original guy."

Thinking of this, Relief's shoulders kept shaking, and his face turned red.

"Are there still royal laws? Are there still laws? Am I the original time traveler or am I a time traveler? Hey, time travelers also have human rights, okay?"

Staring at the system panel in the sea of ​​​​consciousness, he said with relief and sadness,

"See for yourself, what is this [Thousand-legged Tathagata Sutra], [Hundred-Eyed Demon Dharma], [Heavenly Centipede Transformation Technique]? This doesn't sound like fun stuff. Which of these things has something to do with me?" of?

No, it has something to do with me now, but what the hell are you doing to me? You can’t even touch it if you close it? Master, no, Lord Buddha, I have already paid for it! ! ! "

"Buling~" (light flashes)

As if he heard the relieved complaint, he saw the system panel in Hainan suddenly vibrated non-stop.

"Shua~"

As a black light flashed,

The catalog originally placed on the panel disappeared instantly, and was replaced by a new row of scriptures.

"Huh? It turns out that this system doesn't just click [OK], but requires you to be scolded before you obey."

Seeing this scene, I felt relieved and immediately became excited. I quickly rubbed my hands and looked intently.

"Pfft~"

But after I saw the names of these scriptures clearly, I felt so relieved that I almost spit out a mouthful of blood.

"[Charming Arhat's Tonic Method], [Evil Desire Diamond Sutra], [Happy Goddess Method], [Killing Arhat Sutra] [Desire...]?"

Shivering and cold,

"Slander, you are slandering me, I am not this kind of person at all! Slander, absolute slander, yes, you are the one slandering me."

pity,

The system ignored Shi Ran's rage and began to flash non-stop after sending a message, as if urging Shi Ran to make a choice quickly.

"I'm tired, destroy it, hurry up."

Slumped on the steps, Shi Ran's face was full of tears after receiving the message from the system.

"So the system really belongs to the original body, and the things that sounded so high-end, such as [Thousand-foot Tathagata Sutra] and [Hundred-eyed Demon Buddha Sutra], were specially prepared for it.

In the end, I took advantage of it after spending so much effort? So this broken system crashed for more than half a month before it was successfully restarted?"

"It turns out that the original body is the protagonist, and I, the crossover Or is he just a poor passerby with nothing?"

Finally figured out the whole story, Shi Ran felt that a line of big words "miserable" suddenly appeared in his eyes,

"Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, my life is miserable~"

...

"Bang bang bang~"

Just when Shi Ran felt that life was boring and was about to starve himself to death, the door of the temple was suddenly knocked,

"Who is it? Forget it, no matter who loves you."

Not wanting to move at all, Shi Ran turned a deaf ear to the continuous knocking.

"Brother Tan Xian, Brother Tan Xian, please open the door, please open the door. I know you are at home, please don't hide in there and keep silent."

"Damn it, which bastard gave the original body a Buddhist name? Damn it, couldn't you choose a better name? Why did you have to choose the Buddhist name of a pretty boy monk?"

Thinking of a famous pretty boy monk in the history of Blue Star, Shi Ran immediately stood up, then rolled up his sleeves angrily and ran straight to the door.