Lord, I am such a good person.

"Who put this soul away so early in the morning? Hiss~ Junior Brother Toad?"

Relieved and angrily, he opened the door and was ready to curse, but after he saw clearly who was coming, he felt a chill coming from the soles of his feet straight to the sky.

"Haha, senior brother Tanxian, long time no see~"

door,

At this moment, there stood a fat Taoist priest with a rich face and an amiable smile.

The fat Taoist priest was surrounded by fresh air, his black and white Taoist robes floated slightly, and coupled with the horsetail whisk in his arms, he looked really like the legendary Immortal of Fortune.

"Senior brother?"

After bowing, the fat Taoist priest seemed to find the relief reaction a bit strange, so he took a step forward out of curiosity.

But he didn't want to take this step, and a fishy and pungent smell hit his face. He woke up immediately with relief, then he clasped his hands familiarly and smiled in return with a gentle face.

"Amitabha, it's just that I haven't seen Junior Brother Toad for a long time, so I was a little lost in thought for a moment. Oh, by the way, congratulations to Junior Brother Toad for your great progress in cultivation."

"Haha, Junior Brother, I know that I can't hide this from Senior Brother. No, Senior Brother, you have seen through it just after we met. Oh, it's such a coincidence. Recently, Junior Brother, I have also broken through to the second level - Qi Refining. It’s due.”

He winked at Lu Fan proudly, and then the guy named Toad Taoist crossed the threshold with familiarity and walked straight towards the temple.

"Senior brother, it's rare for me to come to you this time. I believe you will entertain me well, right?

By the way, I have heard many colleagues say that Senior Brother has raised a lot of humans after occupying Lotus Mountain. It’s just a pity that Senior Brother you hid it so well that I couldn’t find it after searching for it so hard. . "

The body walked forward on its own, but the fat Taoist priest's head was facing backward at 180 degrees, and the corners of his grinning mouth had reached his ears.

At this moment, in the sight of relief, there is no real immortal of merit anywhere,

Instead, there was a toad surrounded by foul-smelling flies, wearing a tattered and sloppy Taoist robe, covered in sores and constantly leaking pus.

"Amitabha, junior brother, it's an unfortunate time for me to come here. It's just that, senior brother, I happened to be in Ramadan recently and can't eat meat.

Moreover, the group of humans in the mountain were specially prepared by my senior brother for my practice, so I can eat them, but you can’t. I’m afraid I will disappoint my senior brother. "

It seemed that what he said was true. He licked his lips with relief and regret, then spread his hands towards Taoist Toad,

"Haha, senior brother, are you trying to trick me again? Or maybe you dislike my ugly way of eating, junior brother?"

Stopping still, Taoist Toad's grinning mouth suddenly surged, and then he saw one of the bloated tongues covered with bumps sticking out, and then it hit the floor hard,

"Boom~"

"Zizi~"

Bricks and stones were splashing, flies were flying, and a stench suddenly hit them.

"Quack~gua~"

Immediately afterwards, countless noisy and harsh toad sounds rang out in the field,

In sight,

At this moment, I saw that the sores all over the body of the Toad Taoist were constantly squirming, and as the pustules exploded, countless small toads were born from them.

"Amitabha~"

Seeing that this Taoist Toad seemed to be about to take action if he disagreed, he was relieved but his face was calm. He just put his hands together and said the Buddha's name lightly,

However, the red mole between his eyebrows was as bright as a drop of blood at the moment.

"Quack~gua~"

The sound of toads became noisier, the sounds of flies became more noisy, and the atmosphere in the venue became more and more heavy.

"Woo~"

Suddenly there seems to be a strong wind blowing,

I saw that the originally bright and lush flowers and plants in the temple suddenly became arrogant and clawed, looking like a ghost nest.

"Junior Brother Toad, this is not the right thing to do as a guest~"

He raised his head and looked relieved at the greatly changed image of Taoist Toad, whose expression was indifferent.

"Haha, senior brother, this is not the way to open the door to welcome guests~"

The words were tit for tat, and the momentum was murderous.

"Hey~ you're still the same~"

sighed,

I saw that the red mole between Shi Ran's eyebrows suddenly opened a gap.

Immediately afterwards,

The gap was getting bigger and longer, and it penetrated Shi Ran's whole body in the blink of an eye.

"Zhizhi~"

As a strange sound suddenly sounded,

Suddenly, a centipede with a red head, black back, and a huge jaw and a poisonous hook poked out of the gap in Shiran's body;

The moment the centipede appeared seemed to trigger some kind of reaction in the temple.

I saw the incense lingering in the hall suddenly rolling towards the sky.

After a while,

The temple, which was originally shrouded in sunlight, was surrounded by a cloud of yellow mist.

…

Speaking of which, the scalp of the originally handsome young monk in white could be used as material for some kind of horror movie when his scalp was suddenly separated.

But a ferocious and terrifying centipede crawled out of it, which made it even more weird. This scene didn't seem to be any better than that of Taoist Toad.

In the field at this moment,

After the red-headed centipede appeared, it did not immediately attack the mangy-headed toad. Instead, it stared at the latter from a high position. The densely packed long legs under its body kept squirming, and the giant jaw above its head opened and closed;

The insect and the toad just looked at each other, and the atmosphere in the place became more and more weird.

a long time,

"Quack~"

"Kaka~"

Suddenly there were two strange laughters,

"Shua~"

Then a black light flashed, and the Taoist Toad turned back into the previous appearance of a virtuous immortal.

And here,

the yellow mist surrounding the temple was swallowed by the centipede, and then its body kept shrinking. After a while, the little monk in white reappeared in the courtyard again.

"Haha, Senior Brother is really capable. It seems that his cultivation has not fallen behind over the years. Please don't mind it. I am here on the orders of the master. If you want to blame someone, just blame him."

Patting his belly happily, the Taoist Toad took out a letter and a wooden box from his body, and then threw them to Shi Ran.

"Oh? Master?"

A sinister old man in the original body's memory suddenly appeared in his mind, and Shi Ran couldn't help but shudder all over.

"I was planning to have some meat and a snack here with Senior Brother. , but I didn't expect that you, brother, are still in Ramadan. What a pity.

Ah, when I think about it, Master gave me so many choices. I really don't know why you, brother, chose the method of those bald men. There are taboos here and precepts there. It's really uncomfortable to live. "

Pretending to be careless, the Taoist Toad strode towards the gate of the temple.

"Brother, you don't have to see me off. I know the way!"

He waved his hand and saw the Taoist Toad who had just stepped out of the door turned into a ball of black smoke and went into the ground.

At the back, Shi Ran put his hands together, smiling, and stared at the shaky door motionlessly.

It was unknown how long he kept this posture. It seemed that after he was sure that the Taoist Toad had really left, Shi Ran slowly turned around.

He raised his hand and touched his back, which was not sweaty but felt cold. Shi Ran lowered his head and smiled bitterly,

"Fortunately, it was scared away. It was also thanks to this cowardly toad. If it was that scorpion that came today, I'm afraid I, the Buddha, would really be finished."

"No, time is running out, we have to show our cards!"