Maoshan Ghostbusters

So what is going on with this pregnant woman?

The whole thing has to start from the beginning, who is this pregnant woman? Of course it is Wu Yingying, the drunk chicken sister.

But how could Wu Yingying become a pregnant woman?

Let's replay the time to that early morning. Wu Yingying drank the soy milk of her fat wife, and returned home with one foot and one shallow foot.

Back home, Wu Yingying sat there for a while, and didn't want to understand what happened last night.

The ugly man with a mouth on his life last night looked like a character in an illusory world.

Wu Yingying rubbed her temples vigorously, feeling a splitting headache.

"What happened to that ugly monster last night?"

Wu Yingying tried hard to recall what happened last night, but the more she thought about it, the more headache she got.

"If I saw what happened last night in a dream, then what's the matter with my crotch is wet?"

In any case, the body cannot deceive people.

Although Wu Yingying slept on the side of the road for one night, she still hadn't woken up. She has always been too lazy to think, but finally decided to let go of being assaulted.

After all, this kind of thing is nothing to her.

She was originally a person who used feelings as a game. To be honest, she didn't even know whose bed she would sleep on every night.

"Tired, so tired, sleepy."

Wu Yingying fell on the bed and fell asleep immediately.

When she woke up, it was already dark.

Wu Yingying looked at the neon lights on the street outside the window and stretched.

"That's good. When I wake up, it's time to go to the bar again. I like this kind of life, drunk and dreamy, how wonderful, don't think about anything, don't worry, always single, always happy. Women should live like this. "

Wu Yingying laughed nervously.

"Really, if the proprietress’s bar is not closed. I can stay in it forever without even having to go back home. It's a pity that she closes every day. When it closes, she blows me out, which is really boring."

At this time, the phone rang suddenly.

"Which friend is this calling me?"

Wu Yingying laughed and grabbed the phone.

"honey, where are you?"

As a result, Wu Yingying's sweet voice was only exchanged for a thunderous roar.

"Xiao Wu, what the **** are you doing? I didn't come to work today, didn't ask for leave, and no one answered the phone when I called you. Where did you go?"

Wu Yingying was shocked in a cold sweat. How could this be her old friend? This is her immediate boss Manager Liu, so she hurriedly said, "Oh, Manager Liu, I suddenly got sick today."

"I'm sick, don't you know to call for leave?"

"Oh, my phone is out of power, and everything is done together. Unfortunately, the battery is also broken, I have been unable to charge, and I am so depressed. My phone should really be thrown away."

"Don't make excuses. When you come back, I have to talk to you."

"No problem, let's find a presidential suite in a five-star hotel and talk about it."

Manager Liu snorted and hung up.

Why does Wu Yingying dare to talk to Manager Liu like this? The reason is simple, because Manager Liu has always coveted Wu Yingying's beauty. Although Wu Yingying is older, she is still barely a beauty in terms of her age. Coupled with Wu Yingying's bad reputation, men do not want to interfere with her.

For men, the innocent saint is like a covered-faced old aunt in a monastery, far less interesting than a coquettish and open woman, and the innocent saint is like an unripe apple, which tastes green and hard to swallow. But the wind is like a blooming rose, which has a fatal attraction to men.

Manager Liu was thinking about Wu Yingying, and Zhengchou had no excuse to start. Now he finally found an opportunity. After hanging up the phone, I was naturally ecstatic.

"Huh? By the way, since this **** has promised to go to the hotel with me, I should have set a date with her just now so that she won’t forget it. Moreover, there are many men in this slut. If you don’t say it in advance, she will definitely talk to others. The man went on a date."

Manager Liu has always been a master who can't sleep if he can't eat his mouth if he is cheap, since Wu Yingying has agreed to him. He immediately wanted to implement the matter.

The idea was settled, and Manager Liu immediately dialed her cell phone.

"Oh, Manager Liu, haven't you dated tonight? You are so idle, you call me again?"

"Xiao Wu, what you just said, when will we implement it?"

"What's the matter?"

"Xiao Wu, you forgot so quickly, didn't you agree to go to the hotel with me just now?"

"That matter, let me think about it, wait for my call."

"Well, good, no more than the day after tomorrow at the latest."

"Why not more than the day after tomorrow at the latest?"

"My wife is back to her natal house, and the day after tomorrow, when she comes back, where can I get it?"

"Oh, so you planned to steal it while your wife is not at home."

"Hey, man, the wife is at home, of course she is guarding her. When the wife goes out, she is completely free. You are also a married person. You should know that marriage is almost like going to jail. When the wife goes out, it is me. The days when the prisoners were out of the air."

"Well, so I got divorced."

"Okay, let's not say so much. I'm eating out with customers, I'm waiting for your call."

Wu Yingying hung up the phone ill-tempered, and cursed, "Bitch, I want to get on with me and set a date. It's really cheap. These stinky men don't have a good thing."

In all fairness, she has no interest at all in the skinny Manager Liu. This is also the reason why she never let Manager Liu succeed.

"The day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow! What a bad luck, absenteeism today can only make this **** succeed. This guy with a figure like a matchstick makes me feel uncomfortable when I think of being pressed by him."

Wu Yingying lazily walked to the bathroom, planning to take a bath, but when she just walked into the bathroom, she immediately felt acid water in her stomach.

She hurried to the toilet, knelt on the ground and threw up.

It took a long time to stop vomiting, but the nausea was still there.

"Mom, I didn't eat anything last night, why did I vomit? Huh? Come to think of it, I drank my soy milk this morning. It must be that my soy milk is not fresh."

But soon, Wu Yingying overthrew her own thoughts, because the soy milk of the fat wife is freshly ground every day, so it can't be fresh.

"Then there is only one possibility. There is a problem with the boss’s wine. But I have been drinking in the boss’s bar, and have never had any problems? Huh, maybe, it’s just that the boss’s heart is broken and she started to pour into the wine. If something doesn’t work, I’ll have to ask her to make sense, and no matter how bad it is, I’ll have to let her dispense with today’s wine list. Black-hearted lady boss, wait and see."

After making up his mind, Wu Yingying immediately freshened up and went to the boss's bar.