Maoshan Ghostbusters

The boss’s bar is still as lively as usual. The boss smiles and sits behind the counter, watching the men and women flirting in the bar. The waiter is busy greeting the guests.

Everything is as usual.

As soon as Wu Yingying walked into the bar in her signature red dress, several men were immediately surrounded.

"Ah, drunk chicken is here, drunk chicken, I invite you to drink."

Wu Yingying waved her hand impatiently, "Go, go, you boring stinky men, roll me aside. I'm here to find the boss."

After Wu Yingying finished speaking, she immediately walked towards the counter with a stab.

When these men heard that Wu Yingying was looking for the boss's wife to settle accounts, they knew that there must be a good show, and they quickly followed behind.

Others booed, "Drunk chicken, what kind of account do you find the boss’s wife? You don’t have a husband, and there is no problem of men being robbed by the boss’s wife. Besides, your body looks like three streets from the boss’s wife. If I were your man, even if If you cheat, you will never find the boss's wife like this."

"That's right, the bucket waist elephant leg of the lady boss is not comparable to your water snake waist awl leg."

"Drunk chicken, I would rather die on your bed than look at the boss, the boss is too long to the audience."

Wu Yingying shouted impatiently, "You stinky men, get out of here!"

Then she walked straight to the counter, pointed at the lady boss, and said sharply, "Madam boss, you did a good job."

The proprietress was frightened by Wu Yingying's posture, and her face was full of horror.

"Ah? Drunk chicken, are you drinking too much, right? What drunk crazy ran my shop?"

"Lady boss, just tell the truth, what did you mix in the wine?"

"Mixed with things? Drunk chicken, what are you talking about? I have opened this bar for more than ten years, and no one has ever said that I mixed things into wine. You talk nonsense like this and ruin my reputation. I don't want to do it."

"If you didn't mix things in the wine, why did I keep vomiting after drinking your wine?"

The proprietress frowned, "I keep vomiting if I drink too much? Isn’t this normal? Who doesn’t vomit if he drinks too much? It’s the same for everyone. If you are worried about vomiting after drinking too much, you can just give up alcohol. I will protect you Don't vomit."

The crowd listened and made a fuss.

Wu Yingying said, "Boss, vomiting immediately after drinking too much is a normal reaction. But I vomited just now. Ordinarily, the wine I drank last night, it is impossible to vomit until tonight? And my stomach is still sore. Water, I still want to throw up."

As soon as Wu Yingying finished speaking, someone next to him immediately committed a crime, "Drunk chicken, you keep vomiting and pantothenic water, aren't you pregnant?"

Wu Yingying couldn't hold her face, and immediately shouted, "Get out! Shameless, what nonsense? Your old lady is pregnant."

The man laughed, "It's okay, I'm a bachelor. If you really can't find the picker, I'll just sacrifice and be a cheap dad."

Everyone laughed again.

Wu Yingying cursed, "Get out! You shameless scumbags."

"Drunk Chicken is pregnant, Drunk Chicken is pregnant."

Everyone booed.

The proprietress coughed and coughed, "Drunk chicken, you have been fooling around with men all day long, maybe you are really pregnant."

Wu Yingying said, "Impossible, I wear a condom every time. How can I get pregnant? It's impossible."

The proprietress said coldly, "Every time you get drunk and fall asleep on the ground, like a dead dog, I am afraid you don’t even know who you got caught? A woman like you, even if you are really pregnant, is nothing strange of."

At this time, just a puff of acid water poured out again, and Wu Yingying immediately squatted up on the trash can by the counter.

Perhaps it was because of the vomiting up too much in the stomach, Wu Yingying's mind gradually calmed down. In that unfortunate marriage, she was pregnant with a child, but because the two had decided to divorce, she resolutely went to the hospital to remove the child.

Although the poor child could not survive, the feeling of pregnancy was exactly the same as it is now.

That's it, my stomach keeps gurgling, acid water is constantly coming out, and I always feel sick and want to vomit, that's right.

Could it be true that you are pregnant?

She recalled carefully, because there were so many men with whom she really couldn't remember the time when she had intimacy with a man without a condom.

Wu Yingying, who had originally planned to run to the bar to grab free drinks, was gone.

She ran to the counter, grabbed the lady boss’s fat hand, and yelled in panic, "Madam boss, am I pregnant? Am I pregnant?"

The lady boss threw away her hand in disgust, and threw her a pack of tissues, "Drunk chicken, go and wipe the filth off your mouth, then talk to me."

Wu Yingying tore open the packaging of the tissue, took out a tissue, wiped the dirt off the corner of his mouth, choked up, "Boss, am I really pregnant."

The waiter handed her a glass of water sympathetically, "Sister Drunk Chicken, drink a glass of water and rinse your mouth."

Wu Yingying took the water glass, took a sip, and gratefully said, "Thank you." Then she turned to the lady boss, "Hey, lady boss, you are the one who has given birth to a child. Tell me, am I pregnant?"

The lady boss pointed out the door blankly.

"What do you mean? Mrs. Boss, I'm a regular customer of yours. I always treat you as a good sister. Are you driving me away?"

"Not to drive you away, I mean, you go out and turn left, there is a private clinic, you can go there and see."

"No! I don't want to go. I know that the outpatient clinic you mentioned is for the treatment of venereal diseases. It also treats infertility. It is a black clinic run by swindlers."

"I'm not asking you to see him for medical treatment, and let him show you whether you are pregnant. It's just a trivial matter. I believe it won't cost a lot of money. Go ahead."

After finishing talking, the lady boss waved her hand impatiently in a posture of seeing off the guests.

At this time, the alcoholic next to him was booing again.

"Ah, drunk chicken to see STDs, let me go with you."

"Forget it, don't you plan to show her STDs yourself?"

"You are all behind, the drunk chicken is mine, don't grab anyone with me."

The drunk men continued to joke with Wu Yingying, but at this moment, Wu Yingying's mood was so bad that she didn't even have the strength to reply back.

She nodded to the proprietress, "Well, I'll go there now. I'll be back later." After speaking, she dragged her tired body and left the bar.

The men watched her leave, immediately burst into laughter, and then continued to drink and have fun.

The waiter frowned, "Boss, what happened to Drunken Chicken today?"

The proprietress snorted coldly, "I often walk by the river, so how can I not wet my shoes."