Maoshan Ghostbusters

But after pulling off the bath towel, he found that a triangle shaped thing made of yellow paper hung around the fat woman’s neck. The thing was originally hung on the fat woman’s neck by a red rope, but now, that thing It was soaked in dung water, and it gave off an unpleasant stench.

This thing is always carried by the fat woman around her neck, never leaving her body.

Of course the handsome guy knows that this is the amulet given to the fat woman by the mage.

The fat woman once slapped this amulet and told the handsome guy, "I killed that woman, she will definitely not let me go. I now rely on this amulet to keep me safe. With this amulet, that woman will turn into a ghost. , Can’t get close to me.”

"God, this amulet is also stinky by dung water. How can you wear this stinking thing?"

The handsome guy felt sick. He tore off the foul-stained amulet and threw it into the toilet. Pressing the button again, with a clatter, the amulet was flushed into the sewer along the water in the toilet.

"True bad luck, even something as important as the amulet has been destroyed."

The handsome guy sighed and turned on the faucet to rinse the fat woman.

The warm water splashed on the fat woman, who suddenly became sober, and when she opened her eyes, she immediately hugged the handsome boy and cried.

"Husband, what about the woman? Why are we in the bathroom? Has the woman gone."

"Don't worry, she's outside the window, she can't get in, the talisman blocked her out."

The handsome guy hugged the fat woman and tried to comfort her.

"My wife, tell you, she was the one who poured dung on our house just now."

"Huh? She actually did such a thing?"

"Yeah, she said that she would turn our house into a stinky doghouse so that we can't live in it."

"Isn't she crazy?"

"She is crazy, she is very jealous of you, because I love you, not her. She is jealous and wants revenge."

"I know that I killed her personally. She must hate me very much. And she loves you so much. Now that we are still living together, she must hate her. I am very jealous of women. got it."

"My wife, she's still outside now, what should we do?"

The fat woman habitually stretched out her hand to touch her chest. Since the mage gave her a talisman and told her to wear it with her, she had developed the habit of reaching out to touch the talisman, but this time, she felt empty.

"Huh? Where's my life-saving charm?"

Seeing the fat lady in a hurry, the handsome guy was shocked. He also became stammered.

"Oh, that talisman was soiled by dung water, and I have been thrown into the toilet."

"Ah? You are really confused, how can you take my talisman and throw it away? The mage has asked me not to leave the talisman."

Like crazy, the fat woman jumped out of the bathtub, ran to the toilet, and looked inside. But where is the shadow of the talisman in the toilet? Has been rushed into the sewer long ago.

The handsome guy said guiltily, "No need to look for it, I just rushed it down."

The fat woman turned around abruptly and glared at the handsome guy, "You actually rushed it down, you stupid you? Are you deliberately trying to kill me?"

The handsome guy looked at the fat woman's fierce eyes, shaking all over.

"My dear, you completely misunderstood me. Just now I saw that the amulet was stained with dung water and smelly, so I couldn't wear it on my neck at all. At that time, you passed out and you couldn't see yourself, your face. My body was full of dung and it was disgusting. Now I have rinsed it off with water. Believe me, there was really no way to get that charm at the time. Otherwise I would not throw it away. I know that charm is very important to you , But that talisman really cannot be worn. You love cleaning so much, why would you hang a stinky thing around your neck?"

The fat woman gritted her teeth and said, "I can see you clearly. You just want to kill me."

"Wife, are you crazy? If you kill you, I will become a widower. I don't want to lose your cash cow. I have no reason to kill you."

"Don’t think I don’t know. Husband, you are careful, I can’t know better. You are already in love with that snake-like girl, so you are going to kill me now. I am so rich, as long as I Once I die, all my possessions will be yours. Then you can just marry Snake Jingmei home. Get rid of my thorny eye, and you can stay with Snake Jingmei and fly with you, and you will have no trace of spring dreams. ."

"What's the matter? Wife, I'm just playing with that snake-jing girl. She also said that I don't need me to marry her. I and her both get what we need. She just wants to get some pocket money from me. You know the girl’s carefulness. If I take her to eat and buy clothes, she is so beautiful. Will I marry this kind of child?"

"Humph! You don't have to lie anymore, men have first night complexes, and Snake Jingmei gave you her first time, so you are by no means ordinary feelings for her, you really like her."

"I like shit! Wife, the person I really like is you. Don't think about it, that Snake Jingmei is still in school, a little kid, can I have a future with her? Snake Jing is just one I’m just a pretty silly girl, I won’t marry her home. I don’t want to live with a silly woman. A silly woman has no brains, they don’t know anything except to spend money."

"Don't pretend, I know the minds of you men too well, you didn't tell me that although there have been countless women by your side, only Snake Jingmei gave you the first time."

"I said, I do care about a woman's first time, but it doesn't mean that I will marry her because she gave me the first time."

"Don't lie. The act of throwing away the amulet privately just now has shown that you just want me to die. When I die, you can monopolize my possessions."

The handsome guy laughed. "Everyone says that rich people take their lives. They are suspicious every day and always feel that people around you are going to harm them. I thought you would be an exception. I didn't expect that you also have suspicious problems. Wife, you wake up. Wake up. The person I love the most in this life is you, please stop suspicion."

At this moment, there was a sound of clattering in the living room outside the door.

"Huh? What's that sound?"

"If I'm not mistaken, it must be the woman carrying a dung bucket and pouring dung water on our house."

"Damn it, this bastard, it is so damnable."

The fat woman immediately ran towards the bathroom door, and the handsome guy hurried out clutching his bathrobe.

"Wife, wait, you ran out naked like this. It's ugly. Put on your bathrobe."

The fat woman took the bathrobe, put it on her body, opened the door angrily, and walked out.