Maoshan Ghostbusters

The fat woman and the handsome guy walked into the living room and immediately saw the female ghost sitting on the window sill, holding the scoop to pour manure into the living room, while the manure bucket was placed on the sofa by the window.

Upon seeing this, the fat woman was furious.

"Hey, what are you doing? It's too much, right? You pour manure water in my living room and put the manure bucket on the sofa. What's wrong with your mind?"

The female ghost smiled, "I haven't lived in such a luxurious and beautiful villa for a day. In order to find a balance, I just pour dung in your living room."

The fat woman said angrily, "You are the standard hatred of wealth. You are jealous that I can live in a good house. Why don't you work hard? The money I bought for the house was earned by me. You have no skills. Just watch it."

The ghost said angrily, "That's why I have to pour **** in your beautiful house, so that you can't live in it."

"You are so perverted."

"Speaking of perversion, who can compare to you? You killed me and cut off one of my legs, took it home, and frozen it in the refrigerator."

The fat woman couldn't laugh or cry, "I admit that I did kill you personally and cut off your legs, but I was not the one who brought your legs home and was frozen in the refrigerator."

"Who is that? Who brought my leg home?"

"It's him."

The fat woman pointed at the handsome guy, and the female ghost opened her eyes in surprise, "It's you? What are you doing with my leg?"

The fat woman sneered, "I didn't expect that this man you once loved so much that he would take your legs home and freeze them in the refrigerator after you die."

The female ghost said sharply, "Why? Why did you take my leg home?"

The handsome guy lowered his head and said nothing.

The fat woman laughed, "Of course it was to leave evidence of my crime, so I can control me in the future. You can't even think of it, it's really an elm bump."

The female ghost sneered, "Unexpectedly, your scheming is so heavy."

The fat woman smiled, "Yes, knowing people, knowing my face and not knowing my heart, even I did not expect that he who has always been obedient to me will suddenly take out a human leg from the refrigerator to threaten me today. I am also from Starting today, we must meet him again."

The handsome guy said bitterly, "My dear, I do this, just don't want to lose you. You know that I really love you. Every day I serve you carefully and with all my heart, for fear that you may feel unhappy."

The fat lady laughed, "My dear, you are so right. You really can't lose me, because you have nothing. Once you leave me, you will live on the street and become a penniless tramp, so you Of course you can't lose me."

The handsome guy hurriedly explained, "My wife, I really love you. I treat you well, and the world can learn from the world. Even your murder, I have been helping you to hide it well, you say I am sorry for you. ?"

The fat woman sternly said, "Shut up! Stop mentioning my murder. You are now using my murder as a bargaining chip to threaten me to submit. I really regret that I was excited at that time and told you about the murder. You grabbed the handle."

The handsome guy smiled, "Wife, with this handle, you don't want to leave me in this life. You must always be my wife. We can only be in love with each other and be together forever."

"I'm not reconciled, you idiot, except for being handsome, you have nothing to do, do nothing, and spend money like water, often play with women on my back, marry you, I really lose money. Your embroidered pillow is really useless. I really hate you."

"No way, you are the fate, I have grasped your handle, in this life, I will eat you."

"You bastard, get out of my house quickly for me, I don't want to see you again."

The handsome guy laughed and pointed to the jade leg on the table, "It's easy to get out of your house, but you have to ask about this leg first and see if it promises?"

"You're a shameless bastard, I was really blind at the beginning, how could I fall into your trap?"

"My dear, I said. You have money and I have good looks. We are a natural couple. Don't drive me away anymore. You are my wife. This is my home. I won't go anywhere. ."

"Only a spineless man like you can pester his wife for money every day. I really look down on you."

"No way, my life is good, God arranged for you to be my wife, so if I marry you, I can naturally sit back and enjoy my life."

"You're so cheap, a man made you like this, it's better to kill him."

"My dear, you are so strong, and only a man like me who is willing to be **** off by you. Changed to another man. He has already slapped his **** and left. You are so jealous and have such a bad temper. Except me, which man Can you stand it?"

The couple's daily quarrel kicked off again, and the female ghost sitting on the window sill tweeted twice.

"Hey, please stop arguing. You are all dying, so why are you arguing?"

The fat woman said angrily, "Who said we are going to die?"

The female ghost laughed, "Of course I said it."

"You're so loud, this room is full of charms. It's strange that you can come in."

The female ghost smiled, "Let's see if I can come in now." After speaking, she jumped and stood firmly on the floor.

The handsome guy was shocked when he thought of the female ghost popping out of the window before.

"Hey, didn't you just be ejected by the talisman in the room? Why now, you can stand on the floor safe and sound?"

The female ghost smiled and said, "I was ejected just now because the talisman on the floor worked. Now the talisman on the floor has expired, so I can walk in."

The fat woman said in surprise, "Okay, how can the talisman on the floor fail?"

The female ghost deliberately provokes the discord, "It's very simple, because the mage you hired is a trash, and his charm is not useful to me. So I can walk around the house."

"You nonsense, I hired a very famous wizard in the capital."

"Many wizards have false names. They actually don't understand anything. They are just a group of gods who cheat and drink. You are fooled."

"I don't believe it. The mage was introduced to me by a friend. According to my friend, he was surrounded by evil spirits. It was the mage who helped him drive out evil spirits and get rid of the evil spirits. That mage does have a certain way."

"It was your friend who lied and lied to you in partnership with that mage. Then they cheated money from you, and then the two of them shared the spoils together."

"Impossible. This friend of mine is my business partner. We have known each other for more than ten years. He is a very honest man. He will never lie to me for a mage. And he is very rich, even better than me. Money, how can he lie with the wizard to deceive this little money? You are framing good people."