Maoshan Ghostbusters

Bo Bo Bo Bo——

The handsome guy hugged that leg and kissed the red high heels.

The female ghost laughed from ear to ear, "Ah, you are so obsessed with my body, I just knew it. I instantly felt that I was so happy, although when I was alive, you racked your brains to deceive me, but in After I die, you really love my body."

The fat woman gritted her teeth with anger, "Shut up! Bitch, why are you so excited?"

The female ghost smiled, "You know, when I was alive, he hadn't been so obsessed with my body."

The handsome guy said, "That's because I found that the dead are more flavorful than the living, more attractive to me, and more exciting to me." After that, it was another bang.

The female ghost said with a smile, "Well, I'm very comfortable with these words. Whether I am alive or dead, it is a fact that you are obsessed with my body anyway."

The fat woman felt her face dull and roared, "Stop! You idiot, don't hold that foot anymore."

"No! Wife, I won't stop, even you can't let me put down this beautiful and attractive little foot."

The fat woman was furious, grabbed the ashtray on the table, and hit the back of the handsome guy's head hard.

The handsome guy was in pain, and slumped to the ground with his head, his leg slipped from his arms.

The fat woman snorted coldly, took a step forward, grabbed the leg, and held it in her hand.

The handsome guy felt something hot from the top of his head. He stretched out his hand and touched it, and he immediately let out a scream.

"Wife, you are crazy, what did you just hit me with? I bleed, are you planning to murder your husband?"

"Huh, you idiot, if I don't hit you, would you lose this leg?"

"My wife, I'm sorry, I was so gagged just now. I told you that every time I touch this leg, I can't control myself at all. I'm really sorry. Now, I am completely awake, You apologize, wife, sorry."

The fat woman looked at the handsome guy who was lying on the ground, then looked at that leg, and said viciously, "You bastard, watching you hold this dead man's leg forever, I feel sick and nauseous."

"I'm sorry, wife. I swear I will never do this in front of you again. Honey, I bleed a lot, can you help me bandage the wound?"

The fat woman shook her head, "No! A fool like you, it's better to die."

The handsome guy sighed, "Forget it, I know that I can't count on you, I'll dress it myself." After speaking, he found the gauze and hemostatic medicine in the medicine box and planned to dress it by himself. But just after he sprinkled the hemostatic medicine on the wound, he immediately screamed, "Mom, my wife, it hurts me to death. How big a hole did you hit my head?"

The fat lady looked at the back of the handsome guy's head and sneered, "Of course it's a big hole in the bowl."

The handsome guy was frightened and cried, "My wife, then I'm dead."

The fat woman snorted coldly, "Don't worry, you can't die. I didn't smash it too hard just now, at most it was broken, it's okay."

"Wife, that’s okay. I’m worried that I’m dead and no one takes care of you. What can you do? You don’t know how to cook, and you never wash your clothes. Everything is littered after you use it. Without me, the family still pays Don't mess up into a garbage dump."

"Don't worry, if you die, I will hire a nanny immediately, and the house will be cleaned up and cleaned than it is now."

"Can the nanny compare to me? The nanny can only do housework for you, but can she do that with you?"

"Why not? Nowadays, single rich women are popular to hire male nanny, don't you know? I won't hire a handsome young man as nanny?"

"Even a handsome young guy, doing that kind of thing requires a break-in. I admit that he may have better physical strength than me, but he can only know where your itching is. This, he must experience it through a long-term break-in. Here. This is where I am better than him."

"You are really confident. Who gave you the confidence? To do that kind of thing, the most important thing is freshness. I admit that you understand my needs very well, but we have no freshness anymore."

The fat lady laughed loudly after finishing talking.

The handsome guy sighed with depression.

"It seems that sentence is correct."

"What nonsense?"

"Ten men can hardly satisfy one woman, but one woman can easily deal with ten men."

"Bah! Talking nonsense again."

"I'm telling the truth. Wife, in fact, I often feel like I can't feed you enough."

The fat woman laughed, "No wonder you are working hard, and you are still taking supplements. It turns out that you are worried about your bed."

"No way, in order to make you satisfied, I am willing to do my best. Wife, I am willing to die for you."

"Go away! Don't put honey on your mouth. I've discounted what I said to you now."

"I can't help you if you don't believe me, anyway I really love you."

The handsome guy sighed and bandaged the wound with gauze depressed.

The fat woman glared at that leg and said fiercely, "In order to prevent you from holding this leg and making disgusting movements, I now decide to destroy this leg."

The handsome guy had just bandaged the wound, and when he heard the fat woman say this, he was shocked to spill the contents of the medicine cabinet.

"No, my wife, don't ruin that leg."

"Why can't you ruin that leg?"

"This leg is my most beloved toy. If you ruin it, I will have no fun at all. Wife, don't you want to ruin my only fun?"

"The most beloved toy? The only fun?"

The fat woman sneered, "This description is really **** good, husband, you really don't confess. Now you finally admit that you often take this leg out of the refrigerator to play with when I'm not at home? Say! Is it this way?"

The female ghost laughed, "Stupid ugly lady, there is no doubt about this. Do you still have to ask? Since he loves this leg so much, of course you are walking with the front foot, and he took out the leg with the back foot to play."

The fat woman said angrily, "Bitch, get out! It's our housework, it's not your turn to interrupt. You roll me aside."

The female ghost snorted coldly, "Okay, I won't interrupt, I'll continue watching the show. Actually, it's interesting to see your husband and wife quarreling."

The fat woman scolded, "You stupid, you are the one who caused the trouble. Go and die. I will let this leg go to **** now."

The handsome guy was crying and whispered, "My wife, I'm sorry, you don't push me. I just ask you not to ruin that leg, because it is really important to me."

The fat woman yelled with anger, "Huh! How important is this leg? Is it more important than me?"

The handsome guy cried, "Wife, please, in my heart, of course you will always be the most important, but now, I just ask you not to ruin that leg."