Maoshan Ghostbusters

The fat lady sneered, "My dear, don't you say that you don't destroy it? Tell you, I must destroy it."

The handsome guy knelt in front of the fat woman and sobbed, "My wife, that's just a piece of meat. It can't hinder you. You don't need to destroy it."

"No, I just can't stand the way you look at it and play with it. I can't tolerate your obsessive eyes and movements, so I must destroy it."

The female ghost sat on the window sill, holding her cheek in her hand, staring at the extremely mismatched couple with interest.

"But what can I do to destroy it?"

After finishing talking, the fat lady walked anxiously in the living room.

"Yes, I'll go to the kitchen to see, there should be something in the kitchen that can ruin this leg. At least, I can chop this attractive jade leg into pieces with a kitchen knife."

"My wife, no. This leg is so perfect, if you chop it up with a kitchen knife, it will all be ruined."

"My dear, I am going to destroy it now."

The fat woman bent down and rubbed the handsome man's cheek with the high heels on that leg. Who knows, as soon as the shoes touched the handsome man's face, the handsome man groaned in ecstasy, and the fat woman slapped a slap in anger.

"What a **** bitch! My dear husband, you are a complete bitch!"

"My wife, I'm not cheap, I just can't stand the temptation that this leg gives me."

"Huh! Then I have to destroy this leg even more."

The fat woman finished speaking and walked into the kitchen angrily.

"Wife, don't."

The handsome guy hurried in.

The female ghost pouted, "Really, I ran into the kitchen. I was sitting on the window sill and couldn't see the kitchen, so I just moved to the sofa." After finishing speaking, she swept her figure and sat down on the sofa. , Then turned his face to look at the open door of the kitchen, and smiled, "Well, in this position, the field of vision is just right. I will sit here and watch the show."

The fat woman ran into the kitchen and immediately opened the drawers and cupboards and turned around.

The handsome guy followed up and asked, "Wife, what are you looking for?"

"Nonsense, of course I'm looking for a kitchen knife."

"My silly wife, you really don't cook, you can't even find a kitchen knife. How can things like kitchen knives be placed in drawers and cabinets?"

"Where will the kitchen knife be?"

"Of course it's on the knife holder."

After the handsome guy finished speaking, he took the kitchen knife from the knife stand and showed it to the fat lady.

The fat woman immediately stretched out his hand to grab it. The handsome guy had already prepared. When he flashed around, and then shrank his hand, the kitchen knife was hidden behind him.

"What are you doing? Give me the kitchen knife."

"No! I won't give you a kitchen knife. As long as I give you a kitchen knife, you will ruin that leg. Don't think I don't know your purpose."

"Give me, you bastard, you eat mine and live mine and use mine, now you dare not listen to me?"

"My wife, I was wrong. I can rely on you for everything, but I really can't rely on you for this matter. I have already told you that this leg is my most beloved toy. You must not destroy it. it."

"No! Give me the kitchen knife! I must ruin this leg."

The fat woman glared at the handsome boy, her small eyes widened, and her teeth clenched with hatred.

"Asshole, you are reluctant to let me ruin it, because you are worried that you have no toys. But have you ever thought about what it feels like when you hold it and kiss and touch it? Tell you the truth, I watched you hold it The way that leg is caressing makes me feel more uncomfortable than a cat scratching."

"I'm sorry, wife, I know I'm asking too much, but that leg is really my favorite toy, so I take the liberty to ask you not to destroy it. Wife, please."

The handsome guy cried loudly after he finished speaking.

The fat woman yelled impatiently, "Shut up and don't cry anymore. I hate men crying the most. Humph, you don't want to give me a kitchen knife now. Even without a kitchen knife, I can ruin this leg."

The fat woman looked around the entire kitchen, her eyes suddenly stopped on the microwave by the sink.

"Ah, there is a way. Since you are not willing to give me the kitchen knife, then I will put this leg in the microwave and cook it, eh? You can put cumin, fennel and pepper, and sprinkle with chili noodles. And salt, I believe it will taste good."

"My wife, aren't you going to cook it and eat it?"

"Hmph, I just meant it. This woman's legs are so beautiful, and they taste great."

"Wife, you still call me perverted, your behavior is ten times more perverted than mine."

The fat woman laughed, "The reason why I am so perverted is that you and that stupid woman have forced me out. If it weren't for her desperately pestering you, how could I kill her frantically? If you weren't so perverted Playing with this leg in front of me, how could I think of roasting it and eating it? Come on, dear, I will put it into our microwave oven now, and it will be cooked. We are alone Half, keep your mouth greasy."

The fat woman finished speaking and walked towards the sink with a big smile.

Upon seeing this, the handsome guy rushed over, rushed to the front, and stopped the fat woman.

"My dear, don't do this, please. I know you are jealous of her, and you hate me. But this leg, it is innocent, it doesn't provoke you, you don't need to have trouble with it."

"Who said it didn't provoke me? It's so beautiful, it seduce my man, its beauty is the mistake it made, get out of it, I must destroy it."

When the fat woman finished speaking, she pushed the handsome guy away and opened the door of the microwave oven.

The handsome guy immediately got up from the ground and unplugged the microwave. The plug was unplugged, the microwave was cut off, and the indicator light banged and went out.

Seeing that the indicator light of the microwave oven went out, the fat lady was furious.

"Asshole, who told you to pull the plug?"

"Sorry, wife, I can't let you ruin this leg."

"Is this leg so important to you?"

"My wife, I know you will be sad to tell the truth, but I have to tell the truth. It is difficult to reach the climax when I do that with you now. But when I caress this leg, I can reach Orgasm. I believe that you are a very mature woman. You should know the importance of **** to men."

The fat woman became irritated and yelled, "Shut up! You don't mean to say that in my **** with you, I, a big living person, is better than a dead leg?"

"My wife, I didn't mean that. You misunderstood me again."

"I didn't get you wrong. You are already very clear about what you mean. I have an **** with that leg, but not with me. I can hear you clearly. In your mind, I am not as good as a dead leg. Disgusting necrophilia, you are so disgusting."