Maoshan Ghostbusters

The fat woman shook her head vigorously, "No, I don't want to look in the mirror."

The female ghost grabbed the mirror on the table and said viciously, "Come on, please look in the mirror to see what you look like." After speaking, she immediately got up and flew towards the fat woman.

Who knows, as soon as the female ghost flew out of the sofa, she felt that she was bounced back by an invisible powerful force.

So she screamed, fell back to the sofa, and the mirror in her hand fell to the ground, falling to pieces.

Seeing this, the fat woman laughed.

"Stupid bitch, there is a talisman on the ground, you just fly over, don't you want to die?"

The female ghost snorted and got up from the sofa. "Ugly lady, you are the one who is going to die. I have died long ago. I don't care about death. Ugly fat lady, the big hole in your chest. Sooner or later, your blood will flow away. Once the blood flows away, you will naturally die."

The fat woman lowered her head and cried loudly when she saw the high heels protruding from her chest.

"Husband, I don't want to die, save me."

The handsome guy looked at that high-heeled shoe, and then saw the fat woman's chest chucking blood constantly, which was also frightened.

"My wife, please. Don't talk anymore. When you talk, it will affect the wound and then you will bleed a lot."

"Idiot, what are you doing in a daze, take me to the hospital quickly. Are you a wood?"

"Sorry, my wife, when I was scared, I forgot what I should do. I'll take you to the hospital."

After the handsome guy finished speaking, he hurried forward, planning to help the fat woman up.

But when the fat woman moved, that leg got in the way, and it hit the wall behind the fat woman. The leg collided with the wall. The wall gave the leg a reaction force, and then the leg slid against the fat woman’s chest. I slid forward, even though it was only a small sliding, it was so painful that the fat woman wanted to live, screaming again and again.

"Go away! Then you idiot, where are you helping me? Are you clearly hurting me?"

The handsome guy hurriedly apologized, "My wife, I'm sorry, I did want to help you just now, but that leg is too intrusive. It hurts you when it hits the wall."

Seeing this, the female ghost laughed.

"Ugly lady, your deadline has come. Today is the day of sacrifice. What kind of hospital are you going to? You should listen to my advice and lie on the ground and wait for death."

The fat woman cursed, "Shut up, you bastard, there is no place for you to talk to, this is my home, please get out of my house, get out now!"

The female ghost said with a smile, "Ugly lady, this is called retribution. You killed me cruelly at the beginning. Now your retribution is coming. This is your fate. You put your chest in my leg and die. This is what you cut The punishment for falling my leg."

The fat woman cursed, "Go! I don't want to see you as a **** again. As long as I see your charming face and figure, I wish I could chop you into pieces."

The female ghost laughed and said, "Come on then. Since you hate me so much, get up and cut me off. Huh? What's the matter? What are you doing on the ground? Oh? I see, the reason why you are on the ground, It's because you can't stand up at all now. Am I right?"

The fat woman said angrily, "Shut up, bitch, I can stand up. Look at it." Then she waved to the handsome guy, "Quick, come and help me, what are you doing standing there? With a dead man Same, didn’t you hear me going to stand up?"

The handsome guy ran over and grabbed the fat woman's arm to help her up.

It's a pity that the fat lady is too heavy. When the handsome guy becomes nervous, his arms and body become stiff and weak, and he can't help her. As a result, the fat lady moves and affects the wound again, hurting her and screaming.

"Go away, you idiot, you can't do something as simple as me helping me up."

In anger, the fat woman slapped the handsome boy with a punch.

The handsome guy stammered and explained, "My dear, it's not that I didn't help you, it's because you are too--, I really can't help you."

The fat woman said angrily, "I—what? You say?"

The female ghost laughed, "Oh, I am so ridiculous, ugly lady, let me translate it for you. What your husband wants to say is, because you are too fat, he can't help you."

The fat woman cursed, "Bitch, what do you fart? I admit that I am fat, but every night, my husband holds me to bed. Why can't he hold me?"

The female ghost looked at the handsome guy with a surprised look.

"Oh, when did you become a weightlifter? Are you still holding such a fat woman? I really can't see that you look weak and weak, but you actually hold such a fat woman? It's really amazing. what."

The handsome guy was very embarrassed and blushed and explained, "My wife, I do usually hold you, but now my hands and feet suddenly become numb and stiff, and I don't want to."

The fat woman said depressed, "Trash! You are a trash."

The handsome guy whispered, "I'm sorry, my wife, I'm so useless. Now I feel cold all over, my limbs are weak, like a serious illness."

The female ghost tweeted twice, "Ugly lady, your husband is ill. But I am afraid that this disease was scared out of it?"

The fat woman said, "Bitch, shut up. Forget it, since you stupid can't help me, I just stand up by myself." After finishing speaking, she actually stood up by herself while supporting the wall.

"How? Bitch, didn't I stand up?"

The female ghost snorted coldly, "Hmm, ugly lady, you really stood up, but didn't you hear a crash just now?"

The fat woman and the handsome guy looked at each other, "Huh? What are you talking about? What a crash?"

The female ghost sneered, "Just now when you stood up, there was a crash, didn't you both hear it?"

The handsome guy frowned, "I seem to have heard it."

The fat woman pondered for a long time and nodded, "Well, I seem to have heard it too."

The female ghost smiled, "Just hear it."

The fat woman said angrily, "Bitch, to be honest, what does this clatter mean?"

The female ghost laughed, "Ugly lady, you are really a mentally handicapped woman. This clatter means you are bleeding."

"I'm bleeding? Bitch, what are you talking about?"

"Now please look down at your feet, you will understand everything."

The fat woman and the handsome guy lowered their heads and saw a puddle of blood on the ground. The fat woman immediately let out a harsh scream.

"Mom, a lot of blood, it's all my blood. I shed so much blood just now."

The female ghost laughed, "That's why this crash is the sound of your blood flowing down. You ugly lady, you are so stupid, you don't even know this, and you ask me what the crash represents? It's a real laugh. ."