Maoshan Ghostbusters

Chapter 1872: Tsk tusk, your current method of death can be recorded in the Guinness Book of World

The handsome guy said anxiously, "My wife, be more sober and stop talking nonsense."

The fat woman sneered, "I'm too awake, my dear, I have seen you very clearly. Even if I kill you now, you will have enough money in your life. I will feed you, drink and live, and pay you back. A lot of pocket money. Now that you are dead, I have specially approved this leg to bury you. You said, where can I find a good wife like me? My dear, I have done my best to you."

The handsome guy cried, "My wife, don't be confused. I'm your husband, your closest person, you really can't kill me."

The fat woman sneered, "I said, there are funeral objects, don't be afraid. I will definitely put that leg into your coffin by myself. I will do what I say. Honey, with the company of that leg, You won't be lonely, trust me."

The female ghost yawned lazily, "Damn, I didn't think that my legs could be used as a funeral for someone else. I really can't do it, only I can't think of it. It's really wide-open for me to hear your couple quarrel."

The handsome guy and the fat lady turned around and shouted, "This is our housework, shut up!"

The female ghost sneered, "Ah, it's really the same as the husband and wife, even the turning of the head, the swearing tone and the swearing lines are exactly the same. Well, you continue to fight, I really want to know what the result of the quarrel will be."

The fat woman said angrily, "Bitch, it's none of your business. Don't make any noise."

The female ghost made a silent gesture with interest.

The fat woman turned her face and glared at the handsome boy.

"My dear, I just told you very clearly. I must kill you. On the one hand, because you know too many secrets of me, on the other hand, because you are too obsessed with this leg."

The handsome guy gritted his teeth and said, "My wife, I know you too much. After all, you still can't fit this leg."

"Yes, in this world, no woman will be willing to lose to a dead man's leg. But in your mind, I am not even as good as this dead man's leg. I am really unwilling. Therefore, I must kill you. "

"My wife, you are too narrow."

"Don't talk nonsense, husband, come and die."

When the fat woman finished speaking, she raised that leg again, aimed at the handsome guy's forehead, and smashed her head down.

The handsome guy flashed and missed. The fat woman couldn't hold her body, and lost her center of gravity while holding the leg. Because that leg was upright, and the fat woman's weight was at a certain tonnage.

Ever since, a tragic scene appeared.

At that time, when the fat woman fell to the ground, she was in the posture of the big horse, and that leg hit her soft belly.

In fact, that leg has meat and bones, which is not sharp at first, but with the fat woman's weight, coupled with her body's inertia, the result is that a great force is instantly pressed on that leg.

He heard a puff, followed by a scream.

That leg actually pierced through the fat woman's body and exposed from her back. Maybe it was because she was too heavy, that leg went straight through, and most of it was exposed on her back.

Upon seeing this, the handsome guy screamed and collapsed to the ground.

Indeed, this picture is really a bit spicy.

One leg pierced a fat woman with a bloated figure.

After a long while, the handsome guy rushed over, grabbing the fat woman and shouting.

"Wife, how are you?"

"Husband, save me. I don't want to die."

The fat woman lying on the ground let out a frightening moan, her cry was very weak, scared the handsome guy out of his mind.

"Wife, it doesn't matter to you, don't scare me."

"Husband, hurry up, help me."

The handsome guy who was originally timid as a mouse, barely cheered up, stepped forward and turned the fat woman's body over.

Who knows, when the fat woman turned over, most of the leg that had protruded from her back was pressed out of her chest, and the fat woman immediately screamed like a pig.

"You bastard, are you planning to kill me deliberately? You know it will hurt me a lot, but you still turn me over with such force."

"Wife, there is no such thing, I just want to see how you are now."

"Then you have seen them all, am I embarrassed now?"

"No, my wife, you look the same as before, beautiful and lovely. Compared with you, any woman is less than one-tenth of yours. A woman who is more beautiful than you will make money without you, and a woman who can make money than you You are beautiful. In my eyes, they are all vulgar and vulgar fans. Only you, a perfumed flower covered with dew, is always pure and charming and charming."

"You fart! Put honey on your mouth again, nonsense."

"My wife, what I said is true, no matter what you become, in my eyes, you are the most beautiful."

At this time, the fat lady's voice was not as loud as before because of the severe injuries she made, but it was still sharp and harsh.

The red high-heeled shoe was poked on her chest, like a strange flower blooming on her plump body, which looked indescribable.

Now, every time she said a word, a puff of blood would splash out from the wound.

Seeing this, the female ghost couldn't help it anymore, laughing.

"Ah, it seems that my leg can really be used as a murder weapon. Ugly lady, you just used my leg to kill that dogleg mage, and now you are asking for trouble and falling on my leg, tusk tusk, Your current method of death can be recorded in the Guinness Book of World Records, because no one has ever died like yours when a leg pierced through the abdomen and died. It is truly a wonder in the world."

The female ghost was so happy that she could not straighten her waist, and the fat woman was so angry that she pointed at her and shouted, "Go away, you bitch. Which eye did you see me dead? I can't die anymore, don't you think I am living well now Is it? I know you want me to die, but unfortunately, I can't die."

The female ghost sneered, "Are you really alive? That's a leg that runs through your body, and your chest has a big hole in your chest. If you don't believe it, you should lower your head and check it yourself. "

The fat woman looked down and saw the red high-heeled shoes protruding from her chest. At this time, the high-heeled shoes were stained with blood, and they looked very crippled.

The fat woman was trembling with fright, but she still pretended to be calm.

"Bitch, don't scare me. Even if a hole in my chest is poked, I won't die."

The female ghost sneered, "Wrong, it's not that you won't die, but you won't die right away. However, since there is such a big hole in the chest, death will happen sooner or later, because your blood will flow out continuously along the wound. When your blood sheds light, you will die immediately. If you don't believe it, you'd better look in the mirror to see what you are now. Is your face pale?"

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