Maoshan Ghostbusters

Seeing Li Yuantai chasing him, the dark shadow immediately ran away. Li Yuantai got up, three or two ups and downs rushed in front of him. The man panicked and planned to run back. When he looked up, he found Ye Tian and Zhuang Mengdie also. He ran over, just blocking him, and seeing that he couldn't escape, he just sat on the ground and laughed.

Ye Tian stepped forward, drew a pistol and pointed at his head, and said sharply, "Who? What were you doing just now?"

In the setting sun, Ye Tian could see clearly that he was a man about thirty years old, with a dark complexion and rough features. His clothes were very torn, not only had holes, but also had a lot of mud and large patches. The blood stains are mainly concentrated on the chest, and the trouser legs are full of mud spots.

Obviously, these mud spots and blood stains may have been splashed on his body just now, but in addition to those mud spots and blood stains, there are still a lot of oil stains on his face and body, and his hair is tied together like straw. Look at him. It seemed that he hadn't changed his clothes for a long time.

At this moment, the man was opening his mouth wide and making a sound. He saw Ye Tian holding a gun at his head, and immediately stood up, raising his **** and waving wildly. He held a **** in his right hand, and two fat dead chickens in his left hand.

As soon as he approached, Zhuang Mengdie smelled a strong smell, which is unique to humans who have not taken a bath for a long time.

"Huh? It smells so bad."

Zhuang Mengdie quickly covered his nostrils.

Ye Tian whispered, "Writer Zhuang, you follow behind, don't walk in front of me."

When the man saw Ye Tian and the three approaching, he opened his throat and shouted.

"No—not allowed to come—again—come—I just—"

He wielded his **** vigorously, and when he spoke, he was not only stuttered, but also severely slurred. His meaning is very clear, and he will be welcome again.

Ye Tian looked at his extremely stiff and uncoordinated expression and immediately understood.

"Oh, it turned out to be a fool."

Zhuang Mengdie sighed, "Well, it is obvious that his IQ is a bit problematic. However, people with normal IQs, who would come here to dig the chicken?"

Ye Tian said sternly, "Hey, those chickens are sick chickens, why dig them?"

"Of course it is—eat—that you asked—isn't it—crap—nonsense—"

The fool was plausible, as if he was holding a white radish that had just been shaved from the ground.

"Those are chickens with chicken plague, and they will get sick if you eat them, do you understand?"

"No—sick—all—good—don’t think about—lie—lie to me—"

With a panic expression on the fool's face, he grabbed the dead chicken, pinched the hoe, and backed hard.

"You put down the dead chicken, it's really infectious, I didn't scare you, it will kill you if you eat it."

In order to frighten him, Ye Tian deliberately did the action of stretching his legs and staring after death. Unexpectedly, the fool saw Ye Tian's weird appearance, instead of putting down the dead chicken, he shouted hysterically.

"Why? They all have money to build a house, money to marry a wife, money to buy new clothes, money to eat out, I have nothing, I want to eat, I want to live."

Not only did the fool not stammer when he shouted, but he also spoke clearly and had a big tongue.

The three Ye Tian stared at each other in shock, at a loss.

Ye Tiandao said, "Don’t talk nonsense, people have money, it’s earned by their hard work. You don’t have money because you are too lazy. You can’t blame others. If you want money, you work hard, no Another way out."

But the fool seemed to have not heard what Ye Tian said, and continued to mutter, "No! I have to live, I want to eat meat!"

Zhuang Mengdie frowned, "Don't say so much, put down the dead chicken quickly, that thing is really viral. We didn't scare you."

Ye Tian clicked the gun in his hand and pointed at the fool's head, "I order you now to put down the dead chicken, otherwise I can only shoot."

Ye Tian said this, just deliberately frightening him, of course, it is impossible to actually shoot. After all, this fool is not a suspect, and it is not illegal to dig a dead chicken.

Who knows, the fool did not put down the dead chicken, but instead threw the **** and hugged the two dead chickens in his arms.

Li Yuantai whispered, "Leader Ye, what should I do?"

Ye Tian smiled bitterly, "This matter originally had nothing to do with us, but since I saw it, let's take care of it. I can't watch this fool take the chicken home and get sick."

Li Yuantai nodded, "Well, Team Leader Ye, you two stay behind, I will get the dead chicken out of his hands first."

Zhuang Mengdie said, "Little Taoist, be careful, he is really dirty."

Li Yuantai said, "Don't worry, it's okay, I won't touch him, I just get the dead chicken out of my hands."

As soon as the voice fell, I saw the idiot laugh twice, then suddenly grabbed a dead chicken, opened his mouth, bit it down, and babbled, even the chicken feathers and the chicken were all in the mouth, chew and chew, Swallowed.

The Ye Tian trio were immediately dumbfounded.

Ye Tian said in shock, "I'm grass! What's the **** situation? Eat it raw, even with hairy?"

Zhuang Mengdie said, "Besides, what you eat is still a dead chicken with chicken plague?"

The fool ignored the shocked eyes of the three of them, and instead ate more vigorously.

"You bastards, all look down on me, think I'm poor, thinking I can't eat meat, don't I have meat now?"

The fool laughed, his blood was splattered and his feathers flew around.

"This--"

Li Yuantai was completely dumbfounded, and did not know what to do, "Leader Ye, what shall we do now?"

Ye Tian pointed a gun at the fool's head and said sharply, "I'll say it again, put down the dead chicken, otherwise I will really shoot."

"You shot? What kind of law did I commit when I ate dead chickens? These dead chickens were thrown away by the villagers. They were all thrown away as rubbish. Why can't I check? Police brother, pick up **** to the end Which law did you break? Are you telling me?"

Hearing what a fool said, Ye Tianwei was really choked by him.

Ye Tian said sternly, "Okay, you bastard, are you really stupid or fake? Isn't my mind clear when I look at you now? You speak in one set."

The fool happily said, "Everyone laughs at me too crazy, I laugh at everyone can't see through. You all call me a fool, according to me, you are a fool." After finishing speaking, grabbing a dead chicken, it was another bite. Excessive chewing makes chicken feathers fly.

Seeing the blood and chicken feathers that the fool was eating, Zhuang Mengdie couldn't help it anymore and vomited.

"Writer Zhuang, it doesn't matter you."

Li Yuantai patted Zhuang Mengdie's back quickly.

"It's okay, wow — ugh —"

After speaking, he vomited again.

Ye Tian couldn't help it anymore, and roared, "You bastard, are you pretending to be a fool? Don't eat these things, you really can't eat these things, stop it! You hear?"