Maoshan Ghostbusters

The fool still ate his mouth full of feathers, as if he didn't even care about Ye Tian.

Ye Tian pointed a gun at the fool's head, and he still didn't change his face as usual, and he was full of energy.

"Hey, I said, have you eaten enough?"

Ye Tian was still shouting, but even he himself felt that he was bluffing.

Zhuang Mengdie took out a tissue to wipe the dirt off the corner of her mouth, and dragged Ye Tian aside.

"Don't get close to him, beware of those dead chickens, there is chicken disease."

The Siamese cat was about to run over and was hugged by Li Yuantai.

"Leader Ye, what shall we do now?"

Ye Tian sighed and looked at the sunset glow on the horizon. At this moment, the sunset glow gradually faded to the horizon, and the sky was about to get dark.

"Ye Tian, ​​forget it, let's leave him alone, let's go as soon as possible. He is willing to eat dead chickens. It is his own business to eat something wrong, and it has nothing to do with us."

Ye Tian smiled bitterly, "Yeah, those of us who are policemen care about the world, we can't care about **** and fart, forget it. We don't want him to eat, he has already eaten, what else can we do? Let's go. ."

Ye Tian and the three were about to turn around and walk away when they suddenly heard a nervous laugh from behind.

"Comrade police, are you investigating the car accident on the Ghost Festival last year?"

Ye Tian couldn't help but feel shocked when he heard it. He immediately turned around and walked back.

"how do you know?"

"This matter has spread throughout the village. Now, even the big yellow dog in the village knows that you have come to the village to investigate the case of a hit-and-run vehicle."

The fool still gnawed at the dead chicken with a weird smile on his face.

Zhuang Mengdie said, "You seem to know something."

The idiot laughed and said, "It rained in the village that night, but the rain in the village was not as heavy as in the city. I walked and ran in the rain and mist by myself, and finally took a nice shower, which was very comfortable."

Zhuang Mengdie said, "Huh? That is to say, that night, you have been wandering on the village road?"

"Yeah, I often walk on the road in the middle of the night because I can't sleep. In fact, I don't like to sleep, so I like to walk and keep walking. The wide road stretches endlessly forward, so I stand on the road. It will give me a feeling that my mind is opened in all directions. You know that feeling, there is no obstacle, it extends in all directions, extends to the endless sky, that feeling is really wonderful."

After the idiot finished speaking, he seemed to be completely immersed in the fantasy dream he had woven, and he actually lifted the dead chicken to dance.

Of course, his dancing is as stupid as an elephant, which is really not flattering.

Zhuang Mengdie had to cough twice to interrupt him. After all, he was dirty and smelly, and he was still holding a dead chicken in his hand. It would be unwise to reach out to catch him.

"Well, please stop first. Since you are wandering the road all night, you should have seen a truck going out to deliver the goods that night?"

"Of course I saw it. Not only did I see the truck going out to deliver the goods, I saw the truck even when it returned to the village. I was at the entrance of the village that night."

After hearing this, the three Ye Tian suddenly felt energetic. If it weren't for the dirty and smelly idiot in front of them, they would definitely pounce together and catch the idiot.

"Hey, tell me, who owns the truck you saw?"

"Yes--"

The idiot stretched out his right hand, pointed at a certain point in the void with his index finger, and just about to speak, suddenly a gray-haired old woman rushed out of the diagonal stab.

To be precise, the three of Ye Tian followed the fool's sight and spotted the old woman, because the fool's outstretched index finger suddenly froze, his mouth was wide open, and he couldn't say a word. The whole person stood on the spot, like a mud sculpture. Woodcut is average.

The old woman was wearing a slanted blue cloth coat, her waist was straight, and she was carrying a wooden stick about the thickness of a wrist. One end of the wooden stick was shiny and slippery, and it seemed to be polished by holding the other end frequently.

"You bastard, who told you to come out and dig a dead chicken? If you don't grow up all the time, you will know that you will be ashamed of your old lady, and I will not kill you."

As soon as the old woman came up, she indiscriminately struck her with a stick.

As soon as the fool saw the old woman, the smug look on his face immediately disappeared, and replaced by fear. When he threw the dead chicken away, he immediately held his head, rushed to the back of a big tree, and cried out in tears.

"Mom, don't hit me, I don't eat anymore, I don't eat anymore."

"Bah, you're a dumb guy. If you have the skills, you can also raise chickens and scavenging dead chickens thrown by others. What kind of skills are you."

Where is the old woman willing, carrying a stick, chasing the fool, and beating headlessly.

The fool ran around, constantly screaming harshly.

The three of Ye Tian realized that this old woman was a fool's old lady.

Ye Tian smiled bitterly, "What's this called? At a critical moment, his old lady killed him with a stick."

Zhuang Mengdie sighed, "This is really a way out for Cheng Yaojin."

The idiot and the old woman ran away, and the other chased them. Don't look at the old woman's hair all white, but her back was straight, her legs and feet were straight, and she ran fast. The idiot was chased by her with nowhere to escape, and finally tripped and fell to the ground.

The old woman stepped forward, stretched out a foot, stepped on the fool's belly, and gestured on the fool's head with a wooden stick.

"Mom, I was wrong."

"Asshole, you're right, it's your old lady and I was wrong. I shouldn't have given birth to you, giving birth to trash like you, that is the biggest mistake in itself. Others give birth to sons, and I have sons, but other people's sons will make money. , Marry a wife and have children, honor your parents. What about you? You bastard, you are already in your thirties, and you still can't support yourself. You have to rely on me as a mother to feed you. What sin did I commit in my last life?"

When the old woman finished speaking, she started howling crying.

"Mom, I was wrong. You beat me, you beat me."

The fool got up, hugging the old woman and weeping.

"You bastard, you're embarrassed to live, what are you doing alive? You eat it for me, eat a chicken, eat it to death, save you from living again, in my eyes. You **** is dead, I am clean No, it saves me getting older and I have to serve you."

"Mom, I was wrong, I don't eat anymore, I don't eat chicken anymore."

The old woman cried so much that the idiot was terrified, knelt on the ground and kept kowtow.

"Mom, I swear, I really don't want to die."

The old woman twisted the fool's ears and picked him up.

"You bastard, don't knock anymore. If the knock is broken, my old lady will have to pay for the medical expenses to see you."

"Yes, no more knocks."

"Go, go home with me. You will not be allowed to be a night wanderer from now on."

The old woman finished speaking, carrying a wooden stick in one hand and twisting the fool's ear in the other, and turned and left.

"Mom, lighten it, it hurts."

"Go faster, otherwise it will hurt even more. This stick, my old lady is specially used to beat you."

When the old woman finished speaking, she reached out with a stick, which happened to hit the fool's calf, and the fool screamed in pain.