Maoshan Ghostbusters

Dazhen twisted the black cow's ears and tore and beat in front, and the black cow kept begging in a low voice. A poor seven-foot man is actually a little woman screaming.

Ye Tian and Zhuang Mengdie followed closely, watching the actions of Dazhen and Hei Niu with cold eyes.

Ye Tian whispered, "Writer Zhuang, according to you, is this couple acting in a play or is there a real incident?"

Zhuang Mengdie sighed, "It’s hard to say, this kind of thing must be combined with the performance of the widow, through the comprehensive evaluation of the three of them, since ancient times, the matter of adultery between men and women is the most difficult to judge, unless you wait to check the widow’s In the birth canal, check if there is black bull's J liquid in the secretions of her lower body, so as to realize their adultery, otherwise, just talking about it will be useless."

Blind Wu who followed behind overhears listened and immediately exclaimed, "Oh, what do you want to check on the widow? Let's see it now."

Zhuang Mengdie replied, "There is no testing equipment here, so what are you talking about?"

The village chief said angrily, "Go aside and stop eavesdropping."

Dazhen and Hei Niu naturally heard the quarrel that followed.

Dazhen gritted her teeth and said, "Huh! Yu widow, a slut, dare to steal my man, wait, I want to make her look good."

Hei Niu said in surprise, "Wife, what are you going to do? It's not easy for her to be a little widow. Don't embarrass her."

"She's not easy? Am I easy?"

Hei Niu dare not say anything.

"What are you doing? Do you feel bad for her? If you feel bad for her, you just spend time with her, why are you going home?"

"Wife, what are you talking about? How can we separate?"

"Why can't you be separated? You have a new friend, and I will find one too."

"Wife, you must never find it. If you find a wild man, aren't you wearing a green hat with me?"

"My old lady is looking for it, but I want to see, do you still like me?"

Dazhen laughed triumphantly, and the black cow poked, kneeling in the mud, crying with tears.

"Oh, my God, my wife, it's me who is wrong. Your lord has a lot. Forgive me. I'm still alive. If you find a wild man, will I be able to raise my head in the village in the future?"

Since the couple stopped to go, Ye Tian and his party had to stop and watch the excitement.

The village chief persuaded, "Black Bull, get up quickly. Don't be embarrassed here, kneel on the ground and cry, are you still a man?"

Hei Niu cried, "The village chief, my wife doesn't want me anymore. She wants to cuckold. Do you think this is a trivial matter? I think the sky is falling."

Dazhen sneered, "You deserve it, I've always gotten reported. The old lady has to find a wild man, oh, I remember the old king in the village died of his wife last year, but he keeps thinking about me."

"Wife, no, if you dare to sleep with the old man, I will kill that bastard."

"Why do you only allow you and not me? I'll go find him, and I'll go as soon as daybreak."

"Grass! You girl, do you want to kill me alive? If you dare to go, I'll show it to you. Dazhen, tell you, don't think that only you are cruel, I am cruel than you."

"Die! If you have the ability, you are really dead. Don't just talk about it."

"You mother-in-law, you just want Lao Tzu to die. Lao Tzu is dead. You are so honestly stealing."

The village chief grabbed the black cow and picked it up.

"Hei Niu, get up for me, a man crying like this, I will be shivering for you."

Hei Niu shook his head, "No! Village chief, I won't get up. Unless my wife promises me to live with me, I will kneel here until she nods." After speaking, her knees softened and she was about to kneel again. Go down.

Upon seeing this, Ye Tian immediately stepped forward, grabbed the black cow, and pulled back hard, but the black cow did not kneel down. He struggled hard to get rid of Ye Tian's control.

"Comrade police, let me go. Let me kneel, I beg you, my wife is soft-hearted, she will promise me."

Ye Tian sneered, "Black Bull, that's enough. Although you have a desire to perform, I am not in the mood to watch. Now, let's do something right now-go to the widow. As for you and your wife, you two are kneeling. Fight, or go home and close the door by yourself, and discuss it yourself."

Blind Wu also squeezed over, pretending to be a fake, "That's right, Black Bull, don't act, you and Dazhen are a pair of actors, quickly put that set away, let's go to the widow’s house to confront each other, and check the widow’s well."

Dazhen rushed over, grabbed Wu blind, and slapped his fan, so that Wu blind could not find North. Blind Wu was in a hurry. He stretched out his hand and slapped Da Zhen. Da Zhen immediately yelled at the injured tigress, "Blind Wu, you're so **** tired of your **** work, even dare you hit my old lady?"

In fact, Blind Wu was dumbfounded after this slap in the face. After all, he was a native of the countryside. The villagers practiced that good men do not fight against women. Although the blind Wu is a rascal, he really didn't do the dirty work of beating women. Later, he was yelled at by Dazhen before he came to his senses. Just now, in a hurry, he actually slapped her.

Blind Wu looked at his hand for a long time, and finally smiled triumphantly.

"Haha, I hit you, Dazhen, you shrew, I hit you, what can you do?"

What is Dazhen's good stubbornness? He has always been a master who would rather beat others ten times and not be able to take a single one on her own. What is the disadvantage? He opened his throat and shouted, "Black Bull, are you **** a man? Are you just watching your woman get beaten and standing aside watching the fun?"

The black bull immediately shook his body, and the tiger's body shook. He strode forward, grabbed the blind man like a chicken, raised his fists like a vinegar bowl, and started a headless fight.

Dazhen jumped to the side and clapped her hands, "Good, good fight, husband, fight hard."

Blind Wu's small body, nowhere can he withstand the black bull's iron fist, and after two punches, he will become a national treasure giant panda. Blind Wu covered his face and knelt down and cried, "Black Bull, you are really my grandfather, don't fight. "

Hei Niu said angrily, "You bastard, even my wife, you dare to fight, you have the courage of the bear heart, right?"

Dazhen sneered, "Husband, beat him, don't stop, this blind man Wu just owes his mouth. If you don't give him a bit of color, he will provoke us next time. Fight! Fight to death!"

Blind Wu originally knelt on the ground and planned to kowtow. When he saw Dazhen's domineering virtues, his anger reappeared. It happened that there was a big rock by the roadside, and he immediately grabbed it in his hand and hit the black cow's crotch.

"Hei Niu, you bastard, I tell you to dare to be a slut, I have to smash your egg today. See if you will be a widow in the future."

Hei Niu and Dazhen are complacent, where to pay attention to Wu Xiazi's sneak attack, when Black Niu finds that the momentum is not good, and wants to avoid it, it is too late.

However, the black cow was in a hurry, and he leaned sideways. The stone would be rubbed from the root of the black cow's descendants and hit the black cow's inner thigh.

Blind Wu’s smash, naturally, he used the strength to eat milk. Of course, he had made up his mind and planned to let the black cow be a **** in the next life. He never thought, but was avoided by the black cow. It hit the root of the offspring and the root of the thigh. It also caused a black cow to cramp in the leg and collapsed on the ground.