Maoshan Ghostbusters

As soon as the black bull slumped to the ground, Blind Wu immediately stunned, jumped up from the ground, rushed over with the stone, and then he pinched the black bull's thick neck with his left hand, held the stone in his right hand, and opened his throat and shouted. "Hei Niu, you are a bastard, you are a long cow, a big cow, and a big horse. All day long, you know how to roll a big kang with a woman. You don’t have any brains at all. Let me see if I don’t smash your head. I doubt you now. Your head is full of stuff in your crotch, do you want me to smash it open to show you?"

He clutched his thigh, gritted his teeth and cursed, "Blind Wu, do you want to kill Laozi? Do you dare!"

Blind Wu laughed, "Then what am I afraid of? As the saying goes, people who are barefoot are not afraid of wearing shoes. Anyway, I'm a poor bachelor. I'll die if I die. You are different. You have a wife. There is a chicken farm, a house, a car, and property, so you can’t bear to die. I don’t care. I killed you today, at most you were shot, and you will not escape a death word sooner or later in life. It’s better if I kill you, even if Was shot, and you still have your back."

Hei Niu looked at Wu Xiazi with cold eyes, knowing that he was really murderous. So panicked, he opened his throat and shouted, "Wife, save me."

Dazhen grabbed a handful of old iron shovel thrown on the side of the road and pointed at Blind Wu and cursed, "Blind Wu, you bitch, let me go quickly, otherwise I have to look good on you."

Blind Wu smiled, "Oh, I said Sister Zhen, didn’t you just say you fell in love with Lao Wang’s head? Why do you still feel bad for the black cow? Just let me kill the black cow and you will live with Lao Wang’s head. Hey, I looked at Pharaoh’s long head and pleasing eyebrows, keeping better than black bulls, at least Pharaoh’s head would not steal people, because I heard that Pharaoh’s head was born short, what is it called coldness, he When his wife was alive, she always complained about his inability to have sex. A man like this, married An Xin, would definitely not go to widow Yu. Because widow Yu likes to be fierce in bed."

Dazhen angrily said, "Blind Wu, you fart with my mouth full, and see if I won't kill you." After speaking, he picked up the iron shovel and smashed it into Wu blind's forehead.

When Ye Tian looked at it, his heart said that this is the rhythm of life, just like Wu Xiazi's hazelnut-like head, this smashed down, you have to make a splash of brains, and quickly stepped forward and grabbed Dazhen. , Said sternly, "Let go, don't mess around."

Dazhen wants to take the shovel away, where can he move? Extremely desperate, I had to let go and cry.

"God, I'm not alive anymore, Comrade Police, you're pulling your hand."

Ye Tian smiled bitterly, "It's not that I pulled my hand away, I can't just watch you open the blind man Wu."

The village chief said, "Okay, stop making trouble, Wu blind, you also quickly throw the stone. It's getting late, we have to go to the widow's house quickly."

Seeing Blind Wu staying in his nest, the village chief stepped forward, snatched the stone and threw it on the ground, grabbed Blind Wu by the front and picked him up.

"Blind Wu, you bastard, get up for me, stop tossing about it. Black Bull, get up too."

Blind Wu stood up cursingly.

After Black Bull stood up, Blind Wu took the opportunity to kick his leg and said viciously, "Black Bull, you idiot, remember me, don’t mess with me, mess with me again, keep the two below you It's not guaranteed."

Hei Niu remembered that he had been teased by the blind man just now, but he didn't even reply, rubbing the roots of his thighs and walked to Da Zhen's side.

"Daughter-in-law, don't cry, it's because I'm not good, making my wife wronged.

Dazhen cried, "Go away! Go away! You are useless."

The village chief said, "Okay, let's go." After finishing speaking, he dragged the black cow forward involuntarily.

The black bull yelled, "Old village chief, I can go by myself."

The village chief snorted coldly, "Then hurry up, what about mushrooms?"

Ye Tian and his party didn't walk far, and stopped at the gate of a small courtyard.

Seen from the outside, the small courtyard was no match for the style of the Hei Niu's courtyard, but it was also neat and tidy.

Zhuang Mengdie whispered, "Don't knock on the door yet, I will check the footprints on the ground first."

Ye Tian nodded, motioning everyone to step back.

Zhuang Mengdie turned on the flashlight and found two lines of footprints on the ground. He squatted down and measured it. The footprints were the same size as the ones found before, and they were 44 yards. Of the two lines of footprints, one line is the footprints of the entrance walking toward the courtyard gate, and the other is the footprints of the exit walking out of the courtyard gate.

Ye Tiandao, "How is it?"

Zhuang Mengdie whispered, "From the perspective of the footprints, the black cow did come too much for the widow's house. When he came, the rain had soaked the ground, so there will be two lines of footprints on the ground of him coming in and going out."

Ye Tian sighed, "Okay, go knock on the door."

The village chief nodded and pushed the black cow over, "Black cow, come knock on the door."

Hei Niu was so embarrassed that he could hardly burrow into the ground and sew.

Blind Wu smiled, "You can't knock on this widow's door, because the widow is full of anger. If it gets on a man, it won't be washed away in this life."

Black Bull said angrily, "You bastard, shut up."

The village chief said, "Stop arguing, knock on the door, everyone is waiting for you."

The black cow had to sigh and knock on the door.

"Yuzi, it's me, open the door."

"Asshole, call it so sweet."

Dazhen was so jealous that she planned to rush to beat the black cow, but was held back by the village chief, "Hush--don't make a noise, Widow Yu is out right away."

Everyone held their breath and did not hear the sound of footsteps. Instead, they heard a low whining sound coming from the gate of the courtyard. Anyone who has raised a dog knows that it is the sound made by a dog when it meets an acquaintance or its owner. It aims to please the owner. .

Blind Wu smiled, "Black Niu, it seems that you are familiar with the widow's house. Her dog doesn't bark when he sees you."

Hei Niu said angrily, "I have already admitted that I have a leg with her, and come here every other time. This dog sees me like the owner of the house. Can he bite me?"

Blind Wu deliberately arched the fire, "Oh, there are still three differences? You two see each other so often, it's not easy to cover up so well."

Hei Niu said proudly, "Blind Wu, Lao Tzu can get a widow such a lousy thing, and I envy you a idiot who is not embraced."

Dazhen couldn't hold on her face for a long time, she rushed forward, and caught the black bull with a violent attack, "You bitch, you stole a rotten product, and you dare to beep. It's really **** shameful. Look at the old lady. Kill you. You **** call her Xiaozi, so crooked."

"Wife, I was wrong, I will never look for her again, I swear."

"It's late, when you go home, my old lady must cut your stuff."

"My wife, don't cut it, it's useless for you."

The black cow dodged from left to right, still slapped a lot.

In the end, the village chief just grabbed the two of them, and Dazhen groaned his hands.