Maoshan Ghostbusters

The girl yawned lazily, "Oh, you went too long. I waited for a long time, and I was tired, so I rested in bed for a while. Don’t get me wrong, old man, I didn’t intentionally scare you. idea."

The old man smiled bitterly, "It doesn't matter anymore. Anyway, when I work in a place like this, it is inevitable to encounter something strange."

The girl suddenly stopped her smile and said with a sinking face, "Master, you just agreed to help me find a needle and thread, did you find it?"

The old man immediately picked up the needle and thread and handed it to the girl, "Here, of course I found it."

The girl looked at the needle and thread, her dissatisfaction disappeared immediately.

"Well, thank you, old man, but it's just looking for a needle and thread. Why have you been there for so long?"

The old man sighed, "Don't mention it, finding the needle and thread just now went smoothly. But as soon as I got the needle and thread, I immediately ran into your aunt."

The girl was surprised, "Huh? It wasn't that she controlled you and didn't let you come back? With her personality, she could do this kind of thing."

The old man smiled bitterly, "It's not she who controls me, but she controls others."

"Who? Who does she control?"

"A couple of dog men and women who are cheating, don't mention it."

The old man remembered the bad luck of the doctor in underwear and the nurse in skirts being escorted forward by the ugly girl, and he sighed.

"Ah? Old man, this is a hospital. Does a hospital like this place where nasty affairs like cheating happen?"

"Of course, this kind of thing is everywhere. As long as there is a man and a woman, and a separate house, many things can happen. Cheating has existed in ancient times, and will continue to be carried forward in the future. Because the more people think now The more and more open, everyone doesn’t take this matter seriously. As long as there is a suitable location, the two will hit it off and they will be able to do many things immediately."

"Oh, don't you need to think about your family? Don't you need to care about the feelings of your spouse and children?"

"Men and women who are accustomed to stealing food will not consider these. People like them are more respectful of the other half by taking the ring off before cheating, and wearing the ring back on the way home, nothing more. "

"Old man, I didn't expect you to be so young at your age, with such a new concept."

"Where is my concept new? I have only my wife and a woman in my life, and she has only me and a man, and we are the only ones for each other. Nowadays, I can't understand the youthful atmosphere."

The girl sighed, "Your concept is very similar to that of your aunt. Both your uncle and aunt grew up in the countryside. Their concept is very traditional. Aunt only loves your uncle and will last until death. Uncle must have been very conservative before, but uncle later Living in the city, my mind gradually changed, and I also began to learn that the men in the city hook up with many women. My aunt often quarreled with my uncle for this kind of thing. Although my uncle is very carefree, he will never leave his aunt. Yes, because my aunt knows that my uncle is still the down-to-earth rural man in his bones. My aunt is troubled by my uncle’s caress and suffers from his uncle’s extramarital affairs, so my aunt hates those cheating men and women. Old man, my aunt must have made them both suffer. Head off?"

The old man smiled and said, "That's natural." Xin said, and forcing two unclothed and embarrassed people to go downstairs, is it a pain?

The girl said, "By the way, now that the needle and thread are back, we should do something serious and stop wasting time."

The old man was surprised, "What business?"

The girl smiled, "Of course it is to help me re-sew my head."

"Huh? But I really can't do this kind of thing."

The old man looked at the girl's expectant eyes and was startled.

"You can definitely do it. In fact, it's nothing, it's just like needlework. You just do it, one stitch, and you just need to sew up."

The old man looked at the girl’s smiling face, and he had the heart to die. The heart said, what you said is easy, this is a sew, do you think it is sewing a doll?

"Okay, what are you doing in a daze? Auntie will come back when she speaks. I don't want to be seen by her. She hates me so much. If I find that my head and body are separated, how can I mock me? It."

Under the urging of the girl, the old man had to pick up the spool tremblingly. The thick needle on the spool was pinched in his hand, feeling cold. The old man used a trembling hand to thread the thread, but after wearing it for a long time, he still couldn't put it on. The girl waited anxiously, and grabbed the needle with her hand.

"Forget it, let me wear it. Your movements are so slow, you are so anxious."

The old man was embarrassed and said, "I am old, dizzy, and my fingers are not flexible. It is better for you to wear it, you are young and your eyes are bright."

The young girl pierced the needle in two strokes and handed it to the old man, "Quickly, hurry up, I guess my aunt will be back soon, but you must not let her see what I am now."

The old man took the needle and thread, put it on the table, took the girl’s head, and planned to put it on her bald neck, but when he saw her blistered neck, his psychological defense collapsed again, and suddenly he felt a surge of acid. To the mouth, wow, and vomit.

The girl took a few steps back in disgust, and Liu Ye frowned, "Ah, it's so stinking, why are you vomiting like this? Hurry up, I'm in a hurry. The fat lady will be back soon, if she sees me change If this happens, I must be happy. I have to be in front of him and be beautiful at all times, just to anger her, and make her feel ashamed as soon as she sees me, do you understand? Ah yo, why are you vomiting again? Don't throw up anymore."

The girl repeatedly urged, the old man had to resist the nausea, and put the girl’s head on her neck again, but just like the evil spirit, as long as the old man saw the girl’s neck, he saw the blood blisters poking out. , The acid in the old man's stomach came out again.

"No way, girl, I really can't do it—ah—vomit—"

Before he finished speaking, he vomited again.

The girl couldn't wait, and shouted fiercely, "Forget it, you are such a useless old trash, why don't I sew it myself."

The old man was taken aback, "Ah? You sew it yourself? How do you sew it yourself?" After all, the old man sees little world and has limited imagination. At this moment, he can't think of how a dead corpse can lose his head. Sew back.

"Girl, if you don't do this, please bear with me. When it's dawn, maybe the makeup artist will come. I will say hello to the makeup artist and let him help you meet again."

The reason why the old man said so was of course kind. This technical work of stitching the head can only be done by a professional makeup artist, and ordinary people really can't do it.

The girl shook her head vigorously, "No, I can't wait for the makeup artist. I decided to sew it myself."