Maoshan Ghostbusters

The old man was surprised, "Girl, you can't sew it yourself."

The girl smiled bitterly, "I really can't sew, but you can't help, I can only do it myself."

The old man said, "Girl, you are so messy, how do you sew it yourself? Wait for the makeup artist. The makeup artist is very diligent. He comes early every morning. You wait patiently. It will be soon. It will light up."

"No! I can't wait. Because my aunt came back when she talked, I must stitch my head to my neck before my aunt returns."

"but--"

The old man wanted to persuade the girl, but couldn't think of a suitable word.

The girl said fiercely, "But what? Are you watching me being mocked by that ugly woman? Tell you, I hate her. The three of them in the family make me sick. Three big guys like iron towers are all lazy , I just wander around all day long, hoping to get something for nothing. With these three lazy guys, do you still want her to see my jokes?"

"Of course I don't want it."

The old man replied sincerely. Although he didn't know what happened between them, he couldn't figure out the cause of each of them. But after listening to the narration of their aunts and nephews, the old man felt that the girl was wronged and she was always being wronged A family of three cheated. They lived in her house and spent her rent, but they didn't go out to work. This is their shame.

The girl cried, "Since you don't want it, then you can help me."

"Well, I will help you."

The old man was most afraid of seeing a woman crying, so he gritted his teeth and went to take the needle on the table. However, after taking it a few times, his hands didn’t follow his instructions, and he watched the needle fall out of his fingers. The needle was just like Like a slippery fish, I can't hold it. The old man was very embarrassed and bent over to pick up the needle again and again, but once he picked it up, it would fall again. The needle would look like a long leg, and it would slip out of his fingers every time. It fell to the ground with a sound. After doing so several times, the old man sweated profusely.

The needle fell to the ground again, and the old man bent over and picked it up with embarrassment. He looked up at the girl's face and found that she was already impatient.

"Master, what did you do? Did you drink too much alcohol and affect your hands? I heard that most alcoholics shake their hands. Look at your hands, they shake so badly. Even needles Can’t hold it anymore. You can’t go on like this. Hurry up and stop drinking."

The old man smiled bitterly, "Girl, you should be very clear that this is not about alcohol at all."

"That is how the matter?"

"I can't do it at all."

"Old man, you are really useless, you can help me when you say it."

After the girl finished speaking, she cried, and the old man felt very guilty.

"But this kind of thing, it's not that I don't help, it's that I can't do it. You have seen it too, my hands are shaking so badly that I can't even hold the needle. And when I look at your neck, I can't help— -vomit--"

"Enough, am I really so sick? You vomited for a long time, haven't you vomited enough?"

"I'm sorry, your neck is really—vomit—"

"Master, you're such a waste."

The girl was anxious, grabbed the needle from the old man's hand and said viciously, "Forget it, I'll do it myself."

The old man was taken aback, "Girl, you can't sew it yourself."

"Who said you can't sew?"

Looking at the decisive light in the girl's eyes, the old man opened his mouth wide in surprise.

The girl coughed and coughed, "Uncle, you do me a favor now."

"What else is busy? Just talk about it."

The old man promised readily, but he was drumming in his heart. As long as you don't let me sew my head, everything is easy to say.

The girl looked at the old man's tense face and couldn't help laughing. She stretched out her cold hand to pat the old man's wrinkled face.

"Don't worry, I didn't let you sew your head."

"Then what do you want me to do?"

The old man was startled and stunned. He couldn't imagine what else he could do for the girl.

The girl smiled, "Is there a mirror in this morgue?"

The old man shook his head vigorously, "No, the Taoist priest told me specifically that things like mirrors are the easiest to attract evil, so I must not put a mirror in the morgue to avoid attracting evil."

The girl sighed, looking a little lonely. The appearance of a girl suddenly made the old man feel affectionate.

"That won't work."

"Why not? Don't you just want to find a mirror?"

"No! Two mirrors are best."

"Two mirrors? Why must there be two mirrors?"

"You go find it now, and when you find it for me, you will understand why I need two mirrors."

The old man nodded, "Well, are you waiting, aren't they just two mirrors? I'll find them for you. Things like mirrors must be in the duty room, because there are always beauty-loving nurses who always wear mirrors. They There must be a mirror in my workplace. Girl, wait, I'll find it for you. Don't run around, I'll be back soon."

"This time, you have to hurry up, don't let me wait too long."

"I know, don't worry. I didn't come back just now because I was worried that the dog man and woman were killed by your aunt. Now the dog man and woman have gone downstairs. There should be no one in this corridor. I just need to avoid your aunt. Don't let her find out."

"Yes, my aunt is very troublesome. Uncle desperately has an affair, and she also wants to find a man to avenge her uncle, but she can't be resolute and thorough in seducing men, so she has to maintain an ambiguous relationship with many men without physical contact. She told me that in order to avenge her uncle, she actually asked a man to the hotel once. The man wanted to do that with her, but she tricked the man to take a bath first, and then she took advantage of the man to take a bath. Time, ran away. Are you saying that she is abnormal? Actually, thinking about it now, the most pitiful person is that old man, who was cheated to be naked, and didn't even touch her hand."

"Well, actually, strictly speaking, her behavior has been derailed."

"But she has not been touched by any man."

"This is also a kind of derailment, called mental derailment. Strictly speaking, mental derailment is more terrifying than physical derailment, because at the end of mental derailment, it still has to reach the stage of physical derailment, but she has not yet reached that point."

"Auntie is best at using beautiful photos to trick men into tricks. Now online dating is very popular. She found that using beautiful heads is easy to attract the opposite sex, so she put the heads of beautiful women and kept them in her own space. A large number of beautiful photos for people to browse. Many men are fascinated by her. In fact, aunts receive a lot of gifts every day. If those men find out that they are looking for a tower-like female man like aunt, I wonder if they are not. Would you scream in fright?"