Maoshan Ghostbusters

Because the ugly woman's husband had never walked out of the door of the morgue, he naturally did not believe in evil, and it was funny to see his wife chattering.

"My wife, you can't find the exit because you are too stupid. Waiting for me to go out in a while, I will definitely find the exit for you."

"If you are able to do it, our village will count you as the best."

"That is, you forgot that I was called Xiao Zhuge in our village. If I weren't so smart, how could you know the talent and choose to marry me?"

"Bah, look at you for Midea."

The ugly girl stretched out her hand and knocked **** her husband's forehead. As a result, his forehead rang and muffled, and a small amount of water sprayed from his mouth and nose. The ugly girl was shocked, "Husband, why are you still spraying water out? ."

The ugly woman's husband smiled bitterly, "No move, I was drowned, and I don't know how long I was soaked in the water before I was picked up. My body is full of water now."

The ugly woman felt sorry for her husband again, "Husband, I'm sorry, did I hurt you just now?"

The ugly husband smiled, "It's okay, let's find a way to get out of here first."

The ugly woman said, "Husband, can you really find the exit?"

"I'm not sure, try it. But usually, am I smarter than you."

"You are just being clever. In fact, all your carefulness is used to deal with me."

The girl urged, "Auntie, you will quarrel with your uncle as soon as you have nothing to do. Stop arguing, let's go quickly. The calm old man and the children are not there, just to leave."

The ugly son nodded, "What I said is, let's go quickly."

The ugly woman was surprised, "By the way, isn't that gadget for us to hit people?"

The lawyer laughed, "I said, Auntie, if you are true, if it tells you to hit someone, then you really hit someone? First of all, beating is not a good thing. We don’t need to listen to it. Second, it’s not here now, let’s still Go **** quickly."

The girl nodded, "The lawyer is right, let's go quickly, don't worry about the beating, the kid is not here, we just run away."

When the lawyer listened, he noticed that there was a quarrel in the duty room, and immediately frowned, "Hush—they are in the duty room."

Everyone was shocked and listened carefully, and found that the duty room was silent, and the two glass walls of the duty room were also covered with colorful papers, making it hard to see whether there was anyone in the room.

The ugly girl smiled, "Lawyer, you're all right to scare people, no one in the duty room?"

The Ugly Girl's son said cleverly, "I see, didn't that kid call himself the second generation of immortals? Since he is the descendant of immortals, he will definitely do it. Maybe he used some invisibility technique to hide."

The lawyer frowned, "No, I clearly heard the quarrel just now. Besides, although the child has a weird background and claims to be the second generation of immortals, the old man is a real human being. Can't he also disappear with the child? "

The ugly girl nodded, "Well, that's right, the old man is a human, and the children will be invisible, but the old man will not. There is no reason why he should disappear with him."

The ugly woman’s husband smiled, “You guys, it’s really mediocre. The kids are gone, isn’t that just convenient for us to escape? After we left, we should leave here quickly, and we can escape.”

The ugly woman grabbed her husband, "Husband, where shall we leave here?"

The ugly husband smiled bitterly, "Ask me, who do I ask? It really doesn't work, let's go home first."

The ugly woman suddenly opened her throat and shouted, "Yes, go home first. Oh, I remembered that we were walking in a hurry that night, and there were pig knuckles stewed in the electric pot."

The lawyer was shocked, "Oh my god, there are pig knuckles still being stewed. The five of us have been lying here for a few days. Your pan pig knuckle hasn't ordered the house yet."

The ugly woman said, "It's okay, it's an electric stew pot that specializes in stewing meat. It doesn't matter for a long time and won't dry the pot. I'm afraid that pot of pork knuckles has changed into minced meat now."

The ugly husband smiled bitterly, "Hey, we are all dead, we can't enjoy the stew. Let's go, let's get out of here."

The lawyer said, "Then you all go home, then where do I go?"

The girl said, "In that case, you might as well go home with us."

The lawyer nodded, "Well, anyway, the five of us are dead now, and there is nothing to be taboo. I will go home with you first. After that, the five of us will discuss how to find the murderer together." Step, walked towards the gate.

Everyone sighed and followed behind.

This group of five corpses left the morgue in a hurry. As for where they should go after leaving, they have no idea. Now, for them, going home may be a good choice.

Unexpectedly, when they walked to the gate, the ugly woman reached out to pull the door, but as soon as she grabbed the doorknob, she immediately felt that her hand was caught by an invisible hand. That hand was small, fleshy, and greasy, but very powerful, she was caught by that little hand, and she couldn't move.

The little hand immediately reminded her of something, and then she opened her throat and shouted.

"Husband, son, niece, lawyer, come and help me, I was caught by that gadget."

Everyone immediately exploded and shouted in unison, "Where? Where is the kid?"

The ugly woman stammered, "It is holding my hand tightly now."

At this time, the ugly woman's right hand was still holding the doorknob tightly, her face flushed.

The girl said, "Auntie, we didn't see where the child is?"

The ugly woman said, "It used the spell, it is probably invisible, but in fact it is standing at the door now, its hand is holding my hand."

The lawyer said, "Is it the hand holding you holding the doorknob now?"

The ugly girl nodded, "Yes, so I can't move now."

At this time, they all panicked, "What can I do?"

At this moment, the old man walked out of the duty room, coughing and coughing, "You are so careless. It came out long ago. Just now, it blocked me in the duty room and forced me to beat people. I didn't The solution, I had to agree to it. What I didn’t expect was that I had just walked to the door of the duty room. It stopped me and couldn’t tell me to go out. I asked it what it wanted to do, but it didn’t answer or let me talk. Look. The way it looks, I know it is eavesdropping on what you are saying."

The ugly girl was shocked, "Huh? Then, didn't it all hear what we just said?"

The old man smiled bitterly, "I have heard all the instructions. Then it ordered me to stay in the duty room and not allowed to go out. I didn't know what spell I recited, and suddenly disappeared. Now I want to come, it should be an invisibility spell."

The ugly girl was depressed now, "If we hear all this little thing, wouldn't we be in big trouble."