Maoshan Ghostbusters

At this moment, I suddenly heard a sneer from behind.

Everyone looked back together, but saw that the little monster had already appeared. At this moment, it was lying tightly on the door with its two small feet and one small hand. After a sharp look, it looked like a human-shaped gecko with its left hand dead. Holding the ugly woman's right hand.

"Huh? It really is that kid."

Everyone was scared back together.

The ugly girl was caught by the little monster and couldn't get away. Her face flushed and she couldn't help shouting, "Hey, you guys, come and save me, husband and son, don't you even care about me?"

The ugly husband and son were planning to come forward to rescue them, but at this moment, when they saw the evil eyes of the little monster, they immediately stopped in fright. Where would they dare to move?

The ugly woman felt desperate when she saw no one to save herself, and she couldn't help crying, "Husband, son, don't even you two want me?"

The ugly woman's husband whispered, "My wife, I'm sorry, it's not that we don't want you. That little thing is too powerful, we are not its opponents at all."

The little monster was even more proud of it, and barked his teeth again, clasping his teeth together.

"A disobedient child is not a good boy, and a disobedient child will have his head bitten off. Gapa Gaba, I will bite the flesh first, then the bone, and the whole head will fall."

The ugly girl cried, "Little friend, don't bite me, please."

The little monster flipped his wrists, kicked his feet hard, and cursed, "A useless idiot knows how to cry." Before the curse fell, the ugly girl had been kicked and turned over two somersaults and fell in front of everyone. .

The Ugly Girl’s son and husband met, and quickly helped her up.

"Wife, are you okay?"

The ugly woman cried, "I'm fine, anyway, I'm dead, and I don't feel the pain, just don't bite my neck, I don't want to be a corpse with a different body."

The girl persuaded, "Auntie, don't worry, I can sew it for you."

The ugly girl couldn't laugh or cry, "My niece, I'm really scared of your needlework."

The little monster listened to their conversation and laughed, and then it swept over its shape and flew to the morgue bed nearest to the door. Then, with its little hand back, it continued to walk around on the iron bed.

Everyone looked at its posture and knew that it was going to teach it again, so they had to stand tremblingly on the spot, not daring to come out.

After a long time, the little monster coughed and coughed, "Huh? Didn’t the five of you have a good plan just now? You are going home again to find the murderer. By the way, there is a pot of fragrant pig knuckles stewed in your pot. Wasn’t it a lively discussion just now? Why don’t you talk now? Talk!"

In the above passage, the little monster was yin and yang strange at the beginning, but at the end, it has become a roar, and its fleshy body also jumped angrily on the iron bed, stepping on the iron bed. Boom, boom. Seeing the ferocious appearance of the little monster, everyone dared to speak out, all bowed their heads and secretly looked at the little monster.

"What did I just ask you to do?"

The little monster glared at the ugly girl who was standing closest to it, and said fiercely, "Say, you said, what did I tell you to do just now?"

The ugly woman shivered, "You told us to beat people."

"Yes, you still remember. Since I asked you to beat people, you didn't beat them, but instead discussed running away together?"

Everyone dared not answer, looking at the little monster who was going crazy.

"What? No one dared to speak? Whose idea was that you just said you want to escape?"

Everyone listened, and immediately lowered their heads, who would dare to look up at the little monster again.

The little monster said fiercely, "Don't tell me? I can guess it." Then it slammed, jumped on the ugly girl's shoulder, grabbed her hair, and said sharply, "Speak, is it your idea? ?"

The ugly woman was frightened and cried, "Where is my idea? I just agreed."

"Whose idea is that? Say it quickly. If you don't say it, I will snap your neck and tell you to move your head."

The ugly woman cried, "No, don't bite my neck."

"Then you hurry up and tell the truth, so you don't have to move your head."

"Yes Yes Yes--"

The ugly woman said three words in a row, but she didn't know who to say. Because it was too messy just now, everybody said everything you wanted to escape. As for who said it, she couldn't remember. Besides, for a guy like her who wears an iron drill on his head and has a bright brain, it may be more difficult to remember some things than ordinary people.

"Say! Who is it?"

Seeing the ugly girl hesitated to speak, the little monster thought she was deliberately shielding the person who proposed to escape, even more glamorous, pulling her hair, and roaring constantly.

"Say it! Don't say it again, I will tell you to drop your head immediately."

"No, please."

Two little monsters and ugly girls, one is crying and the other is roaring. All the people present were too scared to move. The timid girl was so scared that she covered her ears. Only the ugly husband, watching his wife being tortured by the little monster, secretly distressed. He gritted his teeth and watched for a while. , Finally couldn't help but speak.

"Children, I mentioned the idea of ​​escaping first."

"Oh it's you!"

The little monster immediately gave a cold snort, jumped onto the shoulder of the ugly husband, grabbed his neck, and tried to bite it down.

Seeing that her husband was caught by the little monster, the ugly woman cried helplessly, "Husband, why do you want to admit it?"

"My wife, I am worried that this gadget will really bite your neck."

"But my husband, if it grabs you now, it will also bite your neck."

"Wife, you have been married to me for so many years. I have done nothing. I like gambling. I occasionally go out to engage in women and do things that make you sad. This time, I'll take it for you."

"Husband, I don't want you to make such a big sacrifice for me."

"My wife, I have never done anything to make you happy in my life. This time I will treat it as compensation."

"No, no!"

The ugly girl ran over, threw herself at her husband's feet, and kowed her head vigorously at the little monster.

"Little friend, please forgive my husband,"

The little monster sneered, "Oh, there is no word forgiveness in my dictionary. If you don't listen to me, you should be punished."

The ugly girl cried, "Little friend, please let my husband go and punish me."

The little monster smiled and said, "That can't be done. The idea is his. I am a principled person. No, I am the second generation of immortals. I am not a human being. I am a principled immortal. Who is this matter? If you make a mistake, you can punish someone. Since your husband made the idea, you can only punish your husband." Then it reached out and patted the ugly husband's neck, hehe sneered, "There is a lot of fat on this neck, so I bite it. , It will definitely slip, because the fat is too thick and there is too much oil."