Maoshan Ghostbusters

He Chuyao smiled, "Will the two young lovers be satisfied with this explanation?"

Luffy shook his head, "Of course I'm not satisfied. The girl immediately asked, Uncle, you said you killed a chicken, where is that chicken now? Uncle turned his eyes and sneered, in the bushes over there. Actually Go up, there are no dead chickens in the bushes, only two dead bodies. The girl was surprised, why did you throw the killed chickens in the bushes? Uncle laughed, I didn’t throw them there. It was placed over there. When I was about to pluck the chickens, I found you guys in front of my stall, so I came over to see what you two were doing in my stall. As a result, I found that you two were flipping me The girl was half-believing what the uncle said, so she smiled, uncle, can you take us to see the dead chicken? Uncle cursed in her heart, isn't it all right to find a disease? Since you are looking for death by yourself, don't blame me for being cruel However, he nodded and agreed immediately on the surface, no problem. In fact, he had already figured it out. When the little couple followed him to the edge of the bush, he immediately killed them. Anyway, there was nothing on the bush. What kind of light, the dense shade of the trees blocked all the light. In this dim light, it happened to kill people. Even if someone passed by occasionally, they might not be able to see it. Because so far, the uncle has no desire to add new sightings. Otherwise, you will kill them one by one, and you won’t be able to kill until dawn. The girl immediately jumped up happily after seeing the uncle promised so happily, and went away. It shouldn’t be too late. Let’s go see the dead chicken now. The uncle waved at them and let’s go. The girl was happy to follow, but she was grabbed by the handsome guy and couldn’t go. The girl whispered, what's the matter? Just watching a dead chicken, you wouldn’t be so timid, even The dead chicken dare not look at it? The handsome guy shook his head vigorously, something is wrong. The girl asked, what's wrong? The two young men didn't move, but whispered to the side. The uncle looked back and knew that they were suspicious again. "

He Chuyao smiled and said, "This time, the handsome guy found something wrong."

Lu Fei smiled, "He forensic doctor, don't worry. Listen to me continue. The handsome guy looked at the sticky stuff on the ground, how awkward he was. Seeing the uncle turned away, he immediately squatted down and touched his index finger. I put a bit of blood under my nose and smelled it, and my face changed drastically. My silly girl, a large pool of mucus on the ground is blood. The girl was shocked, and followed her boyfriend's way, squatting down and touching her fingers. After removing the blood, he leaned under the nose and smelled it, and really smelled a sweet smell of blood. Now, the two young people panicked. The two stood up in a panic, a little at a loss. The uncle saw the two The young man didn’t follow him, he immediately put a smile on his face, and walked back. Now he must try his best to lure the two young people into the bushes, so he can wait for an opportunity to start. The handsome boy pointed at a large pool of blood on the ground and said sharply. Uncle, what's the matter with this pool of blood on the ground? Uncle smiled and said, I just killed a chicken, this is chicken blood. Handsome guy sneered, uncle, who do you fool? Can chicken blood have this Big one? The uncle smiled, of course. The two chickens I killed just now were very fat, each weighing more than two hundred catties."

He Chuyao smiled and said, "More than two hundred catties? Didn't the uncle say the weight of the two dead men killed by him just now?"

Luffy smiled, "Yes. What the uncle said was the real weight of the mother and son. The little couple was shocked when they heard this. The girl was surprised, uncle, are you kidding? How can there be more than two hundred catties in the world Uncle’s chicken? Uncle smiled, of course. If you don’t believe me, I will take you to see, let’s go, and follow me. After finishing speaking, grab the handsome guy and drag forward. The handsome guy was so scared that he quickly got rid of his hand, uncle, What you said is simply ridiculous. The uncle knew that everything is too fast, so he changed his words immediately, oh, I was joking with you just now, in fact, what I just killed was two ordinary chickens, not as heavy as two hundred catties. That is, two chickens weighing more than ten kilos, an old hen, and a young rooster. These two chickens were sold to me by a chicken dealer when I was planning to close the stall. My wife was in poor health recently. It’s a sweat. I want to stew her soup to make up for it. This time, the uncle thought that his explanation was perfect. But when the voice fell, he was questioned by the handsome guy again. Uncle, is your lover’s body so bad? Need to kill two chickens at once to make up for it, too extravagant, right? The uncle laughed, that chicken dealer has a good relationship with me, he happened to be in a hurry to return to his hometown, and only these two chickens were not sold. So he Two chickens only received money for one of my chickens, and that little rooster was considered a forgiveness. I was a waste of money. I went home for a while and cooked a big pot beautifully, my wife drank soup, and I ate meat It’s time for both of us to make up for it. Come on, follow me, I’ll take you to see, those two big fat chickens are said to be mother and son. The girl laughed after listening, uncle, you can really make fun , The chicken can separate the mother and the child? The uncle nodded seriously, of course, because the little rooster was hatched from the old hen's egg. The girl giggled again after hearing it. The human smile, spirit Just relax. At a critical moment, as soon as the spirit relaxes, the appointment will have bad things. Otherwise, you see, when negotiating, those sober negotiators will always be a poker face. Of course, it turns out that it is really because the girl’s spirit is relaxed. That led to the end of the death of Huangquan."

He Chuyao smiled and said, "This uncle, he can really lie, just open his mouth. It seems to be true, you have to accept this."

Lu Fei smiled, "Now the uncle is also in a hurry, and the lie opens his mouth, and it's made up in a slippery way, and there is no need to beat Kebanger."

He Chuyao smiled and said, "This uncle is really a talent. Normal people make up lies and all stammers, but he is good, but he speaks quite slippery."

Lu Fei smiled and said, "Uncle can be regarded as anxious and wise."

"But did the little couple believe this lie?"

Luffy nodded, "Well, I hesitated a bit. The handsome guy is dubious. The girl anxiously took the handsome guy by the hand and planned to follow the uncle to see. The handsome guy shook her head, don't go. The girl is anxious, hey, isn't it just two chickens? The handsome guy still felt awkward, so he asked the uncle one more question, uncle, why did you kill the chicken in the middle of the night? Also, why do you have to kill the chicken here? Why don't you take the chicken home and kill it? "

He Chuyao smiled, "A handsome guy can ask such a question, it shows that he still has some brains. But then, how should the uncle answer?"