Maoshan Ghostbusters

Lu Fei smiled, "Uncle coughed and coughed, young man, killing chickens, if you don't do it by the river, is it possible that I still take the chickens home and kill them? You are really children in the city. It’s too dirty. After you kill the chicken, you have to pluck the hair. If you pluck it in the kitchen at home, it will make the kitchen very dirty. I have killed chickens in the kitchen at home. Every time I kill a chicken, there is always one in the kitchen. The smell of stocks can’t be eliminated for several days. It’s the easiest thing to kill chickens by the river. After killing, you can pluck the hairs and remove the internal organs, wash them clean in the river, and take them home. The pot was simmered. After the uncle finished speaking, he still sucked his saliva, oh, let alone, it’s been a long time since I had eaten chicken. It happened to be a slaying ceremony."

He Chuyao said, "Do the two young people recognize this explanation?"

Luffy nodded, "Yes, this time, the doubts in the handsome guy's heart are dispelled. However, when he looked down and saw the blood on the ground, he still felt very awkward. The girl laughed and said, oh yes, killed by the river, **** Bring home cleanly, not bad. Uncle waved at them again, and let me take you to see those two big fat chickens. I saw such a fat chicken for the first time. I'm really worried that my casserole is not big enough. , I can't stew two at a time. Seeing the uncle's warm and hearty smile, the little couple's heart is completely removed, because the usual uncle is like this, always looking happy, it seems that nothing can stop him."

He Chuyao smiled and said, "So, the two relax again. Didn't you just say that once the spirit relaxes, something bad will happen?"

Luffy smiled, "Yes, when people are completely relaxed, they are easily influenced. Therefore, many sales sites, such as sales offices or major shopping malls and supermarkets, play soothing music and sell The staff talked enthusiastically. All this is just to relax the customers and make incorrect decisions, buy things they don’t need at all, and stack them at home.”

He Chuyao laughed loudly, "I believe that many rotten girls have this problem. When shopping, they can't fit the cabinets with many clothes in the house, but they will not hesitate to be recommended by a sweet-looking shopping guide. Pay for it again."

Luffy nodded, "Well, yes. Seeing the young couple relaxed completely, the uncle talked to them again, and once again proposed to go to the bushes to see the dead chicken. This time, the girl readily agreed, and the handsome guy looked at the ground. The pool of blood faintly felt something was wrong, but he couldn't be dragged by his girlfriend, so they had to go with them. The two of them followed the uncle to the bushes and looked completely dumbfounded. There is no dead chicken in the bushes, Some were just two corpses that had just died. And these two corpses were horribly dead, one head was pierced by an iron brace, and one had a big hole in the forehead. The two corpses were bleeding out. When the girl saw this, she exclaimed, Oh, it’s a corpse. The handsome guy was dumbfounded, and when the two recovered, the handsome guy shouted and ran away. After speaking, she pulled the girl up and planned to turn around and escape, but it was too much. It's late. When they turned around, the uncle put away his smiling faces and blocked their way. I'm really sorry, you can't go. The girl was surprised, ah? Uncle, why are there two bodies here? You said Show us the dead chicken?"

He Chuyao smiled and said, "This girl is really naive. At this time, haven't you seen that the two people lying on the ground were killed by the uncle?"

Lu Fei smiled, "The girls in the city rarely come into contact with the lowest-level people in society, and they don't know the darkness and viciousness of some of the lower-level people. So girls can ask such mentally retarded questions at this time. The uncle laughed. Girl, you are so stupid. The dead chicken I said is the two of them. They are a pair of mother and son, what I call the old hen and her chicken son. The girl was so scared that she screamed and had no idea at all. Handsome guy Angrily, uncle, don't be mad, killing is illegal, we have to call the police. Uncle sneered, you have no chance to call the police. The handsome guy said, I will call the police now. After speaking, immediately take out the phone and want to dial 110. But He took out his cell phone and was snatched by the quick-eyed uncle. He fell into a smash and stomped a few feet on the cell phone. The girl quickly handed her cell phone to the handsome guy, honey, hurry up and call my hand. The handsome guy took the phone, but unexpectedly, he was snatched by the uncle again and smashed to pieces. Now, the two young men were dumbfounded. The uncle showed a hideous smile, two little fresh meats, you can no longer run."

He Chuyao smiled and said, "This handsome guy is naive enough. At this time, he still dare not run away. There is still time to reason with the murderer?"

Luffy smiled and said, "Understandable, the children in the city have never seen big winds and waves, and they are not sophisticated enough to encounter problems. If this is a rural child, it would have been stumbling. So, the next scene is hilarious and the girl is surprised. Phew, ah? Our iPhone was broken by you."

He Chuyao couldn't help laughing when he heard this, "Luffy, you are so laughing and not paying for your life. These two young men are almost dead, and still have time to love their mobile phones?"

Luffy said, "He Forensic, don't think it is ridiculous. The situation at the time was like this. The couple surrounded the uncle and asked him to pay for his cell phone."

He Chuyao smiled and said, "Stop! Stop it right away. Your loophole is too serious. Even if you are stupid, facing a murderer who has just killed two people, especially when he meets at the scene of the murder, he is still lying on the ground. Looking at the victim’s body. In this case, whoever sees it, the first reaction is to flee. He can still stand on the spot and make a phone call. After that, the phone was snatched and broken by the murderer, and the murderer was asked to pay the phone? I said Luffy, the uncle at this time, is no longer the amiable and enthusiastic uncle of the past. The current uncle has just killed two people. He is a murderer. When he met a murderer, he didn't dare to run away, and even reasoned with the murderer. Let him lose the phone. With this setting, I'm really drunk."

He Chuyao's scramble for whitening made Luffy sober. Luffy scratched his scalp embarrassedly, giggling.

He Chuyao smiled and said, "I understand what you mean. The children in the city have little social experience and are relatively simple and deceptive. However, in the face of a murderer, not only do not run away, but also reason with him. ."

Luffy smiled, "Well, I think about it now. There are indeed a lot of problems. Give me some more time and let me reorganize my thinking."

"It's okay, you think about it clearly. Your prediction just now is too naive, to the point of ridiculously naive."