Maoshan Ghostbusters

Since the three of He Chuyao were frightened and stupid, no one dared to walk into the house, but just stood outside the door in a daze. On the contrary, it was the corpse. Seeing that the three of them didn't respond, they became anxious, pulled their throats open, and howled again.

"Hey, I'm talking to you, don't you understand what I'm talking about?"

The old man was so scared that his voice trembled, "I said, old man, what did you say just now? We were all talking at the door, and I didn't hear anything."

The corpse stared at a pair of dead fish eyes, looked straight at the three people standing outside the door, and said sharply, "I ask you, what is this place? Why am I here?"

The old man stammered, "Brother, this is the morgue."

The corpse said angrily, "The morgue? Why am I in the morgue?"

The old man sighed, "Brother, you are dead. After people die, they have to come here to stay."

The corpse looked blank and looked at the old man, "Huh? Are you dead too? Otherwise, why are you here?"

The old man smiled bitterly, "Of course I am not dead. I am the night guard of the morgue."

The dead body nodded, "Well, I see, you look at the dead body."

The old man smiled and said, "Yes, we just watch the corpse. Stay in the morgue every day and relieve yourself of boredom."

The corpse nodded again, "Well, this job is not easy to do." After speaking, he jumped out of bed and walked towards the door.

The old man was taken aback, and hurried forward, reaching out to block his way.

"Brother, where are you going to go?"

The corpse waved his hand, "Go back and close the stall."

The old man couldn't laugh, he said to his heart that you are dead, and what kind of stalls are you taking? But I said that it must hurt people, so I had to persuade them euphemistically, "I said, brother, you are dead, you should put aside the business affairs. The business affairs are all things in the sun, you are now But people from the underworld, if you go back, you won't surprise your friends and family."

The corpse struggled free from the old man’s hand and sighed, "You don’t know about my family’s affairs. You should get out of the way quickly. I have to go back quickly. My family still points to my little business for dinner, even if I’m dead now. , I have to go back and tell them about the funeral."

After the corpse had finished speaking, he was going out again.

The old man knew that ten bodies had already run away from the morgue. Nine of them were standing in the corridor, and one was missing. If one were to be lost, there would be no way to explain it. The corpse of the half-headed female was let go just because of soft heart. This time, I can't say anything to soften my heart. Quickly grab him.

"I said, brother, you have already gone, and it doesn’t make much sense to go back and explain the funeral. Depending on your age, your children are already married and married. They are all grown-ups. Will it not be resolved yet?"

The corpse sighed, "You don't understand, my family situation has always been poor, and my daughter-in-law is in poor health. She is always sick in bed and gave birth to a son. She is mentally retarded, which is what we usually call the lack of root strings. . And he is still a bachelor now, and no one wants to marry him. He is unable to work because of his lack of IQ. I have to support him for the rest of my life. What can I do with my stupid son and wife."

After the corpse finished speaking, he covered his face and began to cry.

After all, the old man is a soft-hearted person. Seeing this dead body about his own age, but living so miserably, his eyes were red and his voice choked.

"Brother, everything is still easy. Your family lacks labor. I believe the government will help solve it. For example, your daughter-in-law can apply for a widow and lone elderly subsidy or something, and you won't be unable to eat. As for your son, let him find someone Simple tasks, such as being a security guard, don’t have to worry about it, just stand at the door."

Hearing this, the dead body shook his head vigorously, "No, there was a factory at the door of the house that recruited security guards, and they had to be tall. My son is less than 1.7 meters tall and he can’t be a security guard. Besides, security is a simple job. There are a lot of things, and he doesn't have that brain."

The old man frowned, "Oh, will your son really be a problem in the future?"

The corpse cried, "Who would say no? Or else, I'm just this old, and I've come out to set up a stall to earn that hard money. Do you think I don't want to stay at home and enjoy the blessing? I have to earn money to support the family.

The old man sighed, "Brother, it's really hard for you. By the way, what business do you set up your own stall?"

The corpse smiled bitterly, "Hey, we can’t do anything. It’s very profitable to watch other people selling lamb skewers. Let’s not say that there are a lot of people who love kebabs. My business has always been good. I plan to save some money and keep it for my son. In the future, when I am gone, he can still eat. But now, when I die, it's all over."

He Chuyao and Lu Fei were listening to the old man chatting with the corpse, and they were all dumbfounded when they heard that the corpse said they were a mutton skewers.

He Chuyao said in surprise, "What? Uncle, you were a mutton skewers when you were alive?"

The dead body nodded, "Yeah? What's wrong with selling meat skewers? Selling meat skewers also makes money on their own, not ashamed."

He Chuyao asked again, "Uncle, where are you selling meat skewers?"

The dead body said, "We don’t have the money to rent a stall, so we just set up a stall by the bridge. The air on the river is good and there are many diners. The key is that the city management does not come to check it. It’s just that we set up a stall by the river, the location is remote, not as good as the busy city. District makes more money."

He Chuyao said, "Master, is your stall by the river?"

The dead body nodded, "Yes. I like the riverside, the air is refreshing, watching the cool river water, and looking at the lush woods, the whole person's mood improves."

The old man opened his mouth wide in surprise, "Brother, if your stall is by the river, wouldn't it be the one they were talking about—oh, ahem—"

At this point, the old man couldn't continue. It ended with Keke. What the old man wanted to say was that the two young people had reasoned about the case for a long time, didn't they mean that the murderer was an uncle who sold skewers? Especially the student said that the uncle who sells skewers is a special soldier, but right now, the profession of selling skewers is correct, but how can the rickety and thin old man in front of him be a special soldier? With this small body, can you be a special soldier? By the way, isn't the height requirement of this special soldier at 1.75 to 1.78 straight? The old man is now crouched, and he is only one meter six tall. It is estimated that even if he stands straight, he will be able to hold up to 1.65 meters. Even when he was young, he would definitely not exceed one meter and seven. Will such a shriveled old man be a special soldier? The old man wanted to say that I didn't believe it when he was killed.

The dead body was confused by the old man’s half-words, and stared at a pair of dead fish eyes, "Old man, what do you want to say? I'm breaking the law by setting up a stall by the river, I just want to make money with my own strength. There’s nothing wrong with eating, right?"

He Chuyao glanced at Luffy and laughed, "I said Luffy, it seems that your reasoning has made a serious mistake again."