Maoshan Ghostbusters

Luffy’s face was flushed, even though the old man selling skewers in front of him seemed to be seriously inconsistent with the plot he reasoned, he still refused to admit defeat, so he asked with his neck, "Master, what did you do before? of?"

The corpse was taken aback, "What are you doing? Are you planning to check my account?"

Luffy smiled bitterly, "Master, don't be nervous, I just want to know what occupation you did before selling skewers?"

The dead body still felt puzzled, staring at a pair of dead fish eyes, staring blankly at the immature high school student in front of him. At this time, the atmosphere fell into embarrassment. The dead body and Luffy looked at each other, but refused to speak. Obviously, he didn't want to talk about his previous experience.

The old man hurriedly came out to make the siege, "Brother, regardless of occupation, as long as you eat with your hands, there is nothing shameful, you can just say it. Just like me, I have been guarding the gate of the institution compound before. It’s not a noble profession, it’s just an ordinary job. When I was young, I was full of ambitions. I wanted to do a lot of things and wanted to be a great person. As a result, as the years passed, I gradually calmed down. After all, , Dreams can’t be eaten as food, and only a few people can realize their dreams. I have opened clothing stores and restaurants by myself before, and even a small clothing processing factory, but they all failed in the end. Finally, I was introduced by a friend , I stayed at the gate of the organ compound and worked until I retire. No, I still can’t stay idle when I retired. I just want to find another job and I’ll watch the gate, but this time I’m watching the gate in the morgue. Just me. No one dares to do this job, and the salary is not high. The reason why I am willing to work here is to pass the time and make a little money. Anyway, I don’t worry about drinking money."

The dead body was relieved after listening to the old man’s narration, but his appearance was still embarrassed, and he whispered, "I was a sanitation worker before, who was responsible for cleaning the toilet." After speaking, he sighed, "This occupation is probably the lowest. That's right. And it's dirty and tired and has no money."

The old man smiled and said, "Brother, it's not right for you to think that way. No matter how dirty or tiring the work is, after all, we are eating by our own ability. This is worthy of respect."

The dead body said gratefully, "Old man, thank you for thinking that way. In fact, I have always been very inferior to my profession. Before, when people asked me what I did, I was ashamed to speak out. I have been thinking, even if it is a thief. , Are better than dung digging. At least it doesn’t sound so dirty."

The old man smiled and said, "Brother, you said it. Thieves are the dirtiest profession. They stare at other people’s pockets every day, and always want to get ready-made products from other people’s pockets. The so-called thieves are some lazy people who are delicious and lazy. It's not comparable to you. You don't have to be so inferior at all, you can stand up and be a man."

The dead body said, "Actually, I applied for a security guard before doing the dung picking job. Unfortunately, people thought I was short and didn't need me. I was young at the time and I was looking for jobs everywhere. Because of my height, it was extremely difficult to find a job. There was no height restriction. My work requires academic qualifications and does not require academic qualifications. The height of the job is restricted. I have no academic qualifications. Our generation, as you know, is just in time for the revolution. How can I have the opportunity to go to school? It’s fun, now I’m really sorry. In today’s society, it’s hard to move without a degree. People who don’t have a degree can only work in the service industry, and the service industry requires a height of more than 1.7 meters, and I’m only 1.65 meters. No one wants a job anywhere. In the end, I had to be a dung-digger, and I was helpless. Of course, I was not reconciled to my fate. Later, I found that doing business is better than going to work, so I quit my job and started a small business by myself. Miscellaneous, if you don’t make money, you won’t sell it. I think the business of selling skewers is quite good, so I learned skewers and started doing skewers business. I didn’t expect it to be really good. Every day I make one or two hundred yuan. For fun, this is many times better than what I did before. I used to pay for the toilet for a month, and the salary was only about 1,000 yuan. Later, the salary increased, but it was only 1,560, which is not enough for the family's expenses. I thought my family could live a good life with my hands, but now, I am dead, and both are ruined."

The corpse seemed to have opened the conversation box, chattering and talking. However, at the end of this lengthy narrative, it turned into a sigh.

The old man comforted, "Brother, don't be depressed, everyone has that day, sooner or later. You are much better than me, and you can make money in business. I lost money in business. In order to support me, I bought all my jewellery, and my relatives joined together to help me open the shop. As a result, I lost money and couldn’t maintain it, so I had to close the shop. During that time, I was bored at home every day, neither Dare to go out and dare not answer the phone, because going out is afraid of meeting the creditor, answering the phone and worrying about being charged, it is really a difficult time. After several failures, I must accept the reality that not everyone is suitable for business. At least, I am not suitable, so I still find a job team to do it honestly. On the contrary, a low-income job has gradually stabilized my life."

The dead corpse smiled, "I do have business savvy. Before I started selling skewers, I went to a few hot skewers nearby for dinner, just to taste the taste of other people’s skewers. Don’t look at this skewers. I’ve learned a lot. If you want to grill it so squeaky and greasy, and the effect is tender on the outside and the inside is tender, you need to practice many times. First I put on the meat skewers and practice at home, grilling them to my daughter-in-law and son, until they all say it is delicious. After I felt satisfied, I started to set up a stall."

Seeing the two old men talking about their business, Luffy couldn't help but become anxious. Xin said that these two elderly people can both talk, and this will keep on talking until it is dawn.

"Hey, old man, let me interrupt, did you have any experience with special forces before you did the dung picker?"

The dead corpse opened a pair of dead fish eyes in shock, and became blank again.

"What are special forces?"

The corpse retorted, making Luffy flush with embarrassment again.

He Chuyao coughed and coughed, "Master, don't worry, I'll explain it to you. Special forces are a special type of army and are dedicated to special tasks."

The dead body suddenly realized, "Oh? Army, I understand. Do you want to know if I have been a soldier?"

The old man smiled and said, "Yes, these two young people have been studying the case, and the case seems to be related to you, so they now need to know if you had any experience as a soldier when you were young. This is the reasoning for their case. Can play a key role."