Maoshan Ghostbusters

The crowd of onlookers just moved forward with the attitude of watching the excitement, but after hearing the scream, everyone was not calm. Because that scream was so miserable, it definitely didn’t look like it was pretended. The few people closest to the little man noticed that the little man’s face was pale, his mouth was foaming, his lips were blue, and they screamed together in fright. .

"Oh my god, it's incredible, it's crushed! It's crushed!"

When the few people were making a noise, the nurse sister who was napping behind the service desk immediately woke up, shuddered, stood up, and found that the people in the hall were in a mess, and hurriedly took a big step and ran from the service desk. Came out.

"What's the matter? What are you arguing about?"

When the crowd saw the nurse sister running, they immediately pointed at the two people on the ground and shouted, "It's the woman, I will crush the little dwarf to death, hurry up and save."

As soon as the nurse sister heard it, it's okay? Squeezing into the crowd, sternly, "What are you doing? Get up quickly."

The fat woman saw everyone around her, and then looked at the man under her body who was so pressed by her that she was out of breath. She was dumbfounded and said embarrassingly, "I don't want to get up, it's because I can't get up."

Everyone could not laugh or cry, and dare to believe that this fat woman is too fat, and once she falls, she can't even stand up. After everyone was astonished, they couldn't help laughing.

The nurse sister frowned, "What's all this? Okay, you guys don't laugh, and quickly pull her up, otherwise, if this goes on, the thin man below will have to be crushed to death by her."

Everyone stopped their laughter, and stepped forward together to grab the fat woman and pull her up. Several strong men took a lot of effort to pull the fat woman up.

After the fat woman got up, the small man wanted to get up in a panic, but he couldn't move after the boss's effort, and couldn't help crying, "Oh, my back hurts so badly, it seems that my ribs are crushed. Yes, I heard two clicks just now."

The nurse sister heard it and immediately knelt down and asked, "Where do you hurt?"

"It's the waist up on the left, and the third rib hurts my heart, and the second rib on the right waist up is also very painful. I think those two bones are broken."

The little man collapsed on the ground, groaning constantly.

The nurse frowned, "Forget it, don't wait in line. Go to the emergency room and take an X-ray first. If the bone is really broken, you have to prepare for the operation. You lie down and don't move, I'll go Call the nurse to take you to the emergency room."

"Thank you elder sister."

The nurse sister hurriedly walked towards the emergency room.

The fat woman saw that the momentum was not good, and planned to slip away, but was immediately spotted by the small man.

"Quickly, grab her and don't let her go. She made me like this. She has to pay for medical expenses.

Everyone hurriedly stopped the fat woman, and a middle-aged man smiled and said, "She is intentionally hurting people. Besides paying for medical expenses, she also has to bear legal responsibility. Brother, you go and sue her.

The little man nodded, "I have to sue her. I feel depressed thinking about it. I am a big man and I was crushed by a woman. What is this?"

The fat woman was scared now, and started to cry.

"This eldest brother, I didn't mean to suppress you. I couldn't get up just now. I'm so sorry."

The little man yelled, "I care if you deliberately? It's true that you have crushed me now. Everyone has seen it and can testify to me."

Everyone said in unison, "Yes, even if you didn't mean it, you also crushed the house. Fortunately, the nurse arrived in time, otherwise he wouldn't be crushed to death by you?"

The fat woman wailed loudly, "Oh my God, I was here to come to see a doctor, so why would I get involved in this kind of thing?"

The little man sneered, "It's not that you got involved in the matter, it's that you have nothing to do with you. I didn't touch you at all. You were stunned to say that I touched your ass. You look at your own physique. Which man dares to treat you? What about it?"

Everyone laughed.

The fat woman frowned, "Then who touched my **** just now?"

The little man smiled bitterly, "Then how do I know? I was dreaming of eating lobster just now, but you woke up."

The middle-aged man saw a black folding umbrella next to the small man, so he picked up the umbrella and smiled, "This man, is this umbrella yours?"

The little man nodded, "It's my umbrella. My daughter-in-law insisted that it was raining today, and forced me to bring an umbrella, so I can only go out with an umbrella. There is no way, my wife is strict. She always says what I do. ."

The middle-aged man stared at the umbrella for a long time and nodded thoughtfully.

"If I guessed correctly, it was this umbrella that caused the trouble just now."

"Umbrellas are in trouble? How could it be possible?"

Everyone opened their eyes wide and looked at the umbrellas.

The middle-aged man smiled, "This fat sister, please turn around now and stand with your back to everyone."

The fat woman didn’t understand what he was going to do, so she did. Then the middle-aged man found another middle-aged man who was about the same height as the small man from the crowd and handed him the umbrella. “Now take the umbrella and stand. Behind the fat sister."

The middle-aged man did what he said, standing behind the fat woman.

The middle-aged man smiled and said, "Everyone, come and take a look. Now that the umbrella just hits the fat sister's butt."

Everyone squeezed in to look at it and found that the top of the folding umbrella happened to hit the fat woman's fat buttocks.

The middle-aged man laughed and said, "It won’t be clear right now. Just now the old man said that he was asleep while standing and was dreaming of eating lobster. Since he was asleep while standing, his body would inevitably shake. As soon as the body shook, the umbrella shook with it, so in the eyes of the fat sister, she was mistaken for someone touching her ass."

Everyone suddenly realized, and laughed again, "After a long time, it turned out to be a misunderstanding."

The little man sighed, "I'm really depressed. Because of a misunderstanding, I lost two ribs. I was really wronged."

The fat woman cried, "I'm even more unlucky. If you sue me, I will have to go to court, maybe I will go to jail."

Ma Xiaoli, who had been covering her head with a towel, couldn't help laughing when she heard this.

Since no one was speaking at this time, the laughter became more abrupt.

Everyone looked back and found a middle-aged man in a white coat standing outside the crowd watching the excitement. Needless to say, this person was the dean.

The dean saw that everyone turned and looked at him, turned around and said in a low voice, "Xiaoli, I told you to stop talking, you still laugh so loudly? You didn't intentionally want to cause them. Pay attention?"

Ma Xiaoli whispered, "Uncle, the main reason is that this incident is so funny. A woman who is so fat that she can crush a man's ribs, isn't it a wonder in the world?"