Maoshan Ghostbusters

The dean whispered, "What's weird about this? Although human bones have a certain degree of resistance to pressure, there is also a certain limit in their endurance. Once they are pressed by heavy objects that exceed their endurance, fractures will occur."

"Uncle, is this elder sister really fat? I really look like looking at her."

"Well, it's almost like a ball. It's a round ball. By the way, you must not mess around. If you run out and are seen by them, you will definitely cause trouble."

"Uncle, I know, don't worry, I won't go out."

"Xiaoli, we should go now."

"Uncle, wait a while before leaving, I want to watch the excitement for a while."

"Oh, you child, you are really curious, what else is there to see now? It's nothing more than a funny incident where a fat woman crushed a short rib."

"No, uncle, wait a minute and leave."

"Okay, it's up to you. But this time, you won't be allowed to speak out anymore."

"understood."

The dean nodded in satisfaction and turned around, just in time to see everyone looking at him with surprised eyes.

The middle-aged man said, "This old gentleman, did you hear someone laughing just now?"

The dean immediately shook his head, "Laughter? No?"

The middle-aged man looked at the dean suspiciously, "Did you really not hear it? That was the laughter of a woman. That woman sounds like a young woman last year, and the laughter seems to be coming from your side?"

The dean laughed, "No, how can there be any laughter? Did you hear it wrong?"

Everyone said in unison, "We have all heard it, and there is indeed laughter."

The dean pretended to be surprised, "Really? You all heard it? But I really didn't hear anyone talking?"

The middle-aged man smiled, "Then who were you talking to just now?"

"I didn't speak just now?"

"Old sir, why are you lying? I just heard you whispering to someone for a long time. It seems to be talking to a woman."

Everyone said in unison, "Yes, I heard it too."

The dean continued to pretend to be stupid, "Who is there any woman? Did your ears hear it?"

Ma Xiaoli tried her best to hold back her laugh. This time, she really couldn't laugh anymore. When she laughed again, she was caught by everyone.

At this moment, the nurse elder sister brought two young nurses pushing the operating bed over.

The nurse sister felt that the atmosphere was not right, and immediately asked, "What are you doing? What happened to you?"

The middle-aged man pointed to the dean, "That old gentleman is very weird."

The two young nurses saw the dean and exclaimed in unison, "The dean? Why are you here?"

Everyone was shocked to hear from ear to ear, "Ah? This old gentleman is actually your dean?"

The two little nurses laughed, "He is our dean."

The dean smiled awkwardly, "I happened to have something wrong. I was about to go out and walked into the hall and found someone quarreling."

The nurse sister smiled, "Dean, the quarrel has been properly resolved, so you don't need to worry about it anymore."

The dean nodded, "Well, I saw all of them, and I handled them well. By the way, you remember to remind the injured man and help him to copy a copy of the fat sister’s ID card. In the future, if something goes wrong or needs to go to court. Fortunately, there is a certificate."

The nurse sister nodded, "Thank you for your reminder. I will help the injured man to photocopy the fat sister's ID card."

The nurse sister walked up to the fat woman and stretched out a hand to her, "Sister, please show your ID card."

The fat woman cried, "I didn't bring my ID."

The nurse sister sneered, "How could you not bring it? Did you go out without your ID? Now it seems that you have to show your ID when taking the subway?"

"I really didn't bring it."

"What about your driver's license? A driver's license will do."

"I don't have a driver's license."

"Oh, you are really in trouble."

The nurse sister frowned, "Dean, she didn't bring her ID or driver's license, what can I do?"

The dean coughed and coughed, "This eldest sister, it seems that you haven't told the truth, who else has come out without a certificate?"

Everyone roared, "Why didn't she bring her credentials? She is obviously afraid of taking responsibility."

The fat woman sneered, "I really didn't bring my ID, you believe it or not."

The little man said depressedly, "Oh my God, I really didn't read the almanac when I went out today. Not only was the bone crushed by such a fat girl, but she still wants to go to bed now. I'm really unlucky."

The fat woman smiled, "Little dwarf, that can only mean that you are unlucky. You should be unlucky. Don't blame anyone."

The dean coughed and coughed, "By the way, this lady, let me ask you, since you are coming to see a doctor, you always bring your medical card, don't you?"

After hearing this, the fat woman hurriedly stuffed the card she was holding into her schoolbag. The nurse's eyes were quick and she snatched all the cards. Then, the nurse sister held the card high and said excitedly, "Dean, I got it, it's the medical card."

The dean nodded, "Everyone has identification information in their medical card. Now you turn on the computer and make two copies of the identification information in her medical card."

The nurse sister asked in surprise, "Dean, why do you have to make two copies, isn't one enough?"

The dean smiled, "Such unexpected incidents will probably go to court. We'd better reserve some information about this lady to cooperate with the police investigation."

The nurse sister smiled, "I understand, I will take two copies now, one for the injured man and one for ourselves. I will also make a record of what happened just now in the duty diary. In order to cooperate with the future investigation by the police."

The dean smiled and said, "Yes, that's it, go to photocopy now."

The nurse sister nodded and stretched out her hand to pat the two young nurses, "Why are you two standing stupidly? Quickly lift the patient to the operating table and give him an X-ray. If the bone is really broken, immediately prepare for the operation."

The two little nurses nodded, "Understood. Let's take him to the X-ray room." After speaking, the two little nurses carried the little man onto the operating bed, one holding his head and the other holding his legs.

The little man had a pale face and was still groaning.

The little nurse whispered, "How is it? Does it hurt?"

The small man said in a low voice, "Yes, it hurts so badly, it's probably broken."

The nurse sister comforted, "You hold on first, and we will send you an X-ray. If you really have a fracture, you will have an operation right away. Like you are not too old, your bones will grow back soon. You can go back to normal work and study." Then, she patted the two young nurses again, "Okay, the patient is very uncomfortable, please send him an X-ray."

The two little nurses nodded, pushing the operating bed away.

The nurse sister looked at a fat woman in a cold sweat and whispered, "Sister, how many catties do you weigh?"

The fat woman whispered, "It's less than 300 catties."

The nurse sister sneered, "Really? You should lose weight."