Maoshan Ghostbusters

Mo Yue smiled bitterly, "These bear kids can really mess around. In addition to sneaking around with the dog, it's too much to rush to watch the women in the village take a bath."

Lu Fei smiled, "In the countryside of that era, there was no entertainment. The villagers were busy working in the fields every day. When they came home at night, they fell asleep after a long day. When night comes, good kids listen to their parents. Go to bed obediently. However, bad kids don’t listen to their parents. When night falls, they start planning new activities, such as sneaking around with dogs and watching women take a bath. At that time, there was no entertainment in the countryside, and adults during the day Work and rest at night. But the children, especially these energetic bad boys, can’t sleep, so they treat bad things as their night entertainment."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "These kids really don't learn well. It's a sad thing to treat bad things as night entertainment."

Lu Fei smiled and said, "Yes, their parents are busy with their livelihoods every day, and there is no spare time to discipline and take care of them. It is also a mischievous injury. The children at that time were not like the children now. Games, killing time. At that time, there were no mobile phones and computers. To play games, you had to go to the game hall. At that time, the game hall was very profitable. Of course, I did not catch up with that era. It is said that the streets are full of games. The hall, the game hall is crowded with children. However, for rural children from poor families, going to the game hall to play games is simply a luxury. Children who can afford to go to the game hall are either punks or rich families. Children. So places like game halls are usually smoky. Small **** go there to play and occasionally bring girls with them. Most of those girls are also problematic girls, all of whom have learned to smoke and drink at a young age, and even often stay overnight. At the boyfriend’s house. Of course, their boyfriends are not fixed, they will often change boyfriends based on their temporary interests. However, for the small rural children, it seems that there is no chance to get women for the time being. Because this is a rural area, the girls in the village are relatively conservative. It is still very difficult to seduce them to do that. So these children can only relieve their inner hunger and thirst by peeking at women in the bath."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Well, teenage children have already begun to develop. In fact, many thirteen-year-old boys have begun to have spring dreams, dreaming that they are lying in bed with women and doing that. I said Luffy , Have you ever had a spring dream?"

Luffy blushed and coughed twice, "What are you doing? Why do you ask?"

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Don't do anything, I just want to know if you have ever had a spring dream."

Luffy shook his head, "No."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Then you are not normal. Normal boys start having spring dreams at the age of thirteen."

Lu Fei smiled, "You are talking nonsense, and your statement has no basis at all. In fact, not only me, I have also asked other male classmates, and they have never had a spring dream."

Mo Yue smiled, "I must have done it before, but I just don't want to tell you the truth. To tell you the truth, normal men will have spring dreams from the age of thirteen, and most men will often have spring dreams after they reach adulthood. You You don’t have to be shy at all, this is normal. When men reach a certain age, they will have longing for their favorite women. This longing has been held in their hearts. Over time, they will relieve their inner heart through the helpless compromise method of Chun Meng. Depression and desire."

Luffy smiled, "Okay, stop this boring topic. Now, I will tell you a story. The little guy smiled and said, God is really unfair, Wang Mazi is ugly out of the sky, and his face is full of marijuana seeds and Scarred, his face is pitted, I wish I couldn’t even hold it with sandpaper, and marry such a soft, tender and tender man. Look at our nearby villages, there are more decent and neat men. , Which one is not married to crooked melons, why is this Wang Mazi so lucky? The children said in unison, little dwarf, stop talking nonsense. When you mention that beauty, we feel restless, feverish, or Hurry up and think about how to get into the yard of Wang Mazi's house. The little man frowned, um, I think about it now, this Wang Mazi is troublesome, and the wall is also troublesome. His bath room is in the middle of the yard. Unlike other bathing rooms, the window of the bathing room is next to the road. As long as you lie on the window, you can have a full look. This bathing room is designed in the middle of the yard, and you have to turn to the yard to get to the bath In front of the room. When I turned to the yard, I immediately faced the danger of being bitten by a dog. Trouble, really trouble. The little man paced around the room for a long time. Finally, he stopped. Cough and cough twice, I understand. The children gathered together and said in unison, what do you understand? Say quickly. The little man smiled. I just said that dealing with Wang Mazi is easy. Child. They said angrily, Bah! They will brag. It's easy to deal with Wang Mazi? Are you telling a joke? The village chief of their village doesn't use him. You said it is easy to deal with Wang Mazi. You can really talk big. The little man laughed. , What are you anxious about? Listen to me slowly. You said that the villagers are afraid of Wang Mazi. The children talked about it, some said that Wang Mazi had a dog at home, and others were afraid of the big dog. , Because the dog is too fierce and will bite. Some say that Wang Mazi himself is a rogue, and no one can offend him, and when there is a disturbance at his door, he immediately rushed out with a shotgun. Who dares to provoke him Huh? In case he was killed by a single shot, he might still be ruined by him. This Wang Mazi is a gangster who is worse than us, and no one dares to recruit him. The little man and everyone else have finished publishing. My opinion, I just coughed and coughed, you are all right, Wang Mazi is such a difficult guy, and there is a vicious dog in his family, then how are we going to climb over the fence and jump into his yard now? Go peeking at his wife taking a bath? This seems like an impossible task, but it is not. I think there is still a way. At this time, the appetites of the children have long been lifted. What way, let’s say it quickly, it’s really anxious to die. The little guy smiled, I see you are anxious. Well, if you want to deal with Wang Mazi, you have to deal with that dog first. Now, the children listen even more. I've been trapped, yelling together, to deal with that dog? Are you talking in sleep again? That dog is half a person tall. With our children, what can you do with it?"