Maoshan Ghostbusters

Mo Yue smiled, "Indeed, the worry of these bear kids is right, but it is a big dog like a little calf. These kids are all underage, plus the children in the countryside are generally malnourished, not tall, and stature. Skinny. It is still difficult to deal with such a vicious dog."

Luffy smiled, "Yes, so the little guy said to deal with the dogs first, and the kids were shocked."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "The so-called shooting people first shoot the horse, and the thieves first capture the king. But what does it mean to deal with dogs first?

Lu Fei smiled, "Well, you will understand if I continue to speak. The little man smiled. In fact, the truth is very simple. Every time Wang Mazi runs out with a shotgun, it is because he hears a dog barking. What we have to do now is to stop the dog from barking. It’s impossible for the children to shake their heads together. The dog’s ears are very clever. According to people in their village, anyone who walks away from Wang Mazi’s house Ten meters away from the yard, you can hear the dog's barking immediately. So no one dares to approach that yard. Now you say that the dog will not bark. It is absolutely impossible. We are not its owner. It won’t listen to us. The little man laughed. Of course I know that. Dogs can only listen to their masters. But we can find a way to make that dog obedient. The children said in unison, bragging, letting Wang Mazi's dog listened to our words, it is impossible for the Jedi. As for the children’s doubts, the little man is happy, don’t look at the dog so fierce, I can deal with it. The children said in unison, why Deal with it, you mean it. The little man walked to the table without a hassle. The table was messy, and it was leftovers of the children. The little man was drunk and dim. He squinted on the table and found one. The bones, grabbed them immediately, lifted them up, and looked at this. The children were dumbfounded and said in unison, isn't this the bone we just gnawed on? What's the use? The little guy laughed, this thing is so useful This thing is the favorite of all dogs. When the children listened, they were all stunned and looked at each other. Indeed, bones are the favorite of dogs, and almost no dog can be indifferent to the bones. Children seem to have an understanding. Oh, I see, you plan to use bones to seduce that dog, but we are worried that after the dog eats the bones, he will come to us for trouble. The little man picked up a glass of residual wine on the table and took a drink And, cough and cough twice, um, just give it bones to eat it, you have to give it something more exciting, otherwise it will still cause us trouble. The children are surprised, something more exciting, that will What's the matter? The little man grabbed the empty wine bottle on the table, held it high, and used this. The children exclaimed in unison, wine? Are you trying to get that dog drunk? The little man nodded, that's right , I think so. The children smile bitterly, but can dogs drink? The little man smiled. Dogs are a kind of beast who are willing to eat dung. Do you think dogs can drink? Tell you the truth, what is a dog? Eat everything, as long as it is edible, put it in front of them, they will eat. Moreover, normally speaking, the amount of alcohol in dogs is very small, much smaller than the amount of alcohol in humans, because they usually have no chance to drink. A dog is just like a human being who is not good at drinking. It gets drunk when it gets drunk. Let's use alcohol to deal with it, let it sleep well, and save it from disturbing us. The children frown, you are quite reasonable. But, we can’t put a bottle of Erguotou in front of the dog, right? The little man smiled. If you just put a bottle of wine dryly, the dog will definitely drink it, but because of the pungent taste of the wine, the dog will It’s the first time I drank alcohol, and it is very likely that he would not drink after two sips. People like to drink because they are used to the taste of alcohol. This pungent feeling is not necessarily like. Children sigh, little dwarf, you really have a problem with your words. You talk at both ends of this kind of car talk, you say you use wine to get the dog drunk, and you say that the dog may not like the smell of wine. You said both ends, so what can we do now? The little man put the bone and the wine bottle together, and smiled, just using wine is not enough, so let's add the same. The children exclaimed, but you really have you. You can actually think of giving the dog the bones and wine. It seems that bringing down the dog is definitely not a dream. The little guy shook his head, no! You are wrong again, bones are no good. The children were surprised, you said it was not a bone, what was that? The little man smiled and said, it's meat, it must be raw meat, because dogs love to eat raw meat. Children frown, raw meat? Where can I get raw meat? At that time, no more than now, every household was tingling poor. This is especially true in rural areas. You can only eat one meal of meat during the Chinese New Year every year. Usually, the family is vegetarian. In fact, in the era when there is not enough food, it is good to be able to eat vegetarian food. The little guy talked about eating meat right now, which really stumped the children. Speaking of the fact that they can eat meat tonight, they still have the blessing of the old scalpers. They sold the old scalpers and made some before they had the money to buy meat and wine in the restaurant. Otherwise, in normal times, they will not be able to eat the oily smell. The little man smiled, you idiots, have you forgotten all? Two days ago, the old Wu in our village married his daughter and slaughtered his big fat pigs. Only two days later, his family’s pork was not exhausted. The children suddenly realized, oh, I understand, you mean, we can go to the old Wu's house to borrow some meat first. The little man nodded, yes, that's what I meant. I know that the leftover meat from the old Wu family is designated to be stored in the cellar. At that time, materials were scarce, so electrical appliances are flying all over the sky, and every household is modernized. At that time, things like refrigerators were still rare things, especially in rural areas, where refrigerators were not visible at all. The methods of storing vegetables and fruits in the village were still primitive. What method? Just dig a cellar. There is no light in the cellar, which is warm in winter and cool in summer, which is suitable for storing fruits and vegetables. It is believed that this habit of using cellars to store food is still used by some rural families. The little man smiled, and I also want to tell you a good news that the door of the old Wu's cellar is open by the wall outside the courtyard. Now, the excitement of the children was lifted up, wow, little dwarf, how did you know? The little guy smiled. I usually like to stroll around the house when I’m fine. Of course, I’m strolling on the surface, but I’m actually stepping on a spot. That day, I walked near the old Wu’s house and happened to see him holding a carrot from He crawled out of the cellar. After he came out, he looked around cautiously, as if he was afraid of being spotted. When he saw that there was no one, he vigilantly grabbed the straw beside the cellar entrance and covered the entrance. I looked around again, humming a little tune easily, and walked back relaxedly. Old Wu thought no one saw him,

In fact, I was hiding next to me, and I had already seen it clearly. After he opened the door of his house and entered the yard, I came out of the hiding place, took a look at the straw, and found that it was the entrance to the cellar. "