Maybe a Fake Gintama

One morning, Yoshihara.

In Jiang Cheng's room, Sougo and Jiang Cheng sat side by side on the floor facing the monitor. Their eyes were fixed on the game screen on the monitor, and at the same time they were constantly controlling the game controller with their fingers.

Boss, I heard an interesting rumor yesterday when I was drinking with Kondo-san and Uncle Matsudaira. Sougo said suddenly.

Really? Jiang Cheng responded casually, Is that uncle's daughter being stalked by some gangster again?

No, it's not that kind of unimportant thing. Sou Wu replied, By the way, the boss should also know about the war against barbarians ten years ago. Yesterday, when the uncle was drunk, he told a terrible secret.

Really? Jiang Cheng squinted and said with a smile, But I'm not interested in that kind of thing. What I'm interested in now is just the game in front of me.

That's really a pity, Sougo stared at the monitor in front of him, and at the same time continued unhurriedly: I thought that if it was the boss, he would be very interested. According to Uncle Matsudaira, there were a few very extraordinary guys in the later period of the war against barbarians. The mad noble son-Katsura Kotaro, the governor of the ghost army-Takasugi Shinsuke, the dragon of Katsurabin-Sakamoto Tatsuma, and the powerful but mysterious Shiraiyasha were called the four kings of barbarians in the later period of the war.

Hahaha, this kind of nickname sounds like a group of problem children. Jiang Cheng said with a smile.

Everyone in the world thinks so, Sougo continued, but yesterday, after the uncle got drunk, he told a terrible secret. Behind those four people, there was an even more terrible monster... No, it should be a wild beast. The name, gender, and age are all unknown.

But there is no doubt that that person was more active than those four in the latter part of the war. He didn't change his face when he faced thousands of celestial beings with advanced weapons. I heard that in the war he participated in, the enemies were all wiped out, as if they had been bitten by some terrible beast. Few of the corpses remained intact.

Really? It sounds really scary, Jiang Cheng responded casually, but then his pupils shrank, and he hurriedly shouted: Zongwu-jun, throw a cigarette! Six o'clock direction! About ten meters! Hurry up!

Hi—— After answering, Sougo controlled the game character to take out a smoke bomb from his backpack and threw it towards the two in the direction of six o'clock.

it's over!

While shouting, Jiang Cheng's hand speed suddenly soared, and the expression on his face became serious. After a burst of crackling operations, the game ended.

Huh~ Jiang Cheng put down the game controller,

Somewhat fortunately, he said, It was a good match. Would you like something to drink, Sougo-kun?

After finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng got up and walked towards the refrigerator in the corner of the room.

Coke is enough. Sougo put down the game controller, moved his shoulders a little, and glanced in Jiang Cheng's direction.

...

Ha—— Jiang Chengtong drank half a can of Coke in one gulp, and let out a sigh of relief, It's really good. After a fierce battle, let's have a glass of iced Coke~

That's right, boss. Sougo put down the Coke in his hand, and lay down on the floor with his hands on his pillow. Speaking of which, boss's place is really good. It's much better than places like Shinsengumi. There's no shortage of women, money, and games, and there aren't so many disputes. It's really a good place to relax.

Ahahaha, has Sougo-kun reached the age to be interested in women?

I've always been very interested. Do men who are not interested in women really exist in this world? Sougo asked, Doesn't it exist?

It makes sense. Jiang Cheng folded his chest with one hand and nodded with his chin propped on the other hand.

Boss, let's go back to the topic just now. Sougo stared blankly at the ceiling above his head, and continued unhurriedly: The uncle said that that guy seems to be able to subvert the entire country by himself.

Really? That's really scary.

If there is such a guy, I would like to meet him too, Sougo sighed with a little regret on his face, I really want to try to compete with that kind of person, but I just forget it. If I get killed, I will be very distressed.

Indeed, I will be very distressed too, Jiang Cheng nodded, then put up an index finger and narrowed his eyes with a smile and continued: It's rare to meet a person who is so compatible with Sou Wu-kun. If I die, I will be very sad.

Sougo went on to say: Afterwards, the uncle was drunk by Hijikata and passed out on the table. He said vaguely that that person is now in Edo. This is a secret that only a few real power-holders at the top of the shogunate know. The person they fear is now somewhere in Edo.

Really?! Jiang Cheng directly covered his chest with his hands, terrified.

Ah, it seems to be true, hey, Sougo sat up suddenly, But this morning, the uncle suddenly ran to the Shinsengumi's residence, saying that yesterday was just a drunken talk after drinking too much, and emphasized not to let the Shinsengumi do stupid things that have no results at all. But, it's too strange if this happens, that uncle would never do that kind of behavior.

As he said that, Sougo folded his hands, and then analyzed: Suddenly he invited us to drink in the way that the boss rewarded his subordinates, and he got very drunk. He said something like that after being drunk, but he denied it the next day. He...was he trying to remind us of something?

Sougo raised his head and looked straight into Jiang Cheng's eyes, Are we trying to remind us that that person is by our side, that guy who is more dangerous than Takasugi and Gui is by our side so we should be wary... Or do you want us to get an answer from that person for him?

Thinking about it now, no matter how you look at it, the latter option should be more feasible. After all, if it is a guy with such power, no matter how careful the Shinsengumi is, they won't be able to withstand that guy's seriousness, right? So, the biggest problem now is to figure out what the uncle wants us to ask for him. Is that right? Boss...

Hey? Is that so? Jiang Cheng asked with a puzzled face, and then praised: As expected of Mr. Zongwu, you are really smart. If it was me, I would probably forget all about it after drinking.

boss…

Zong Wu-jun, Jiang Cheng interrupted Zong Wu, then slowly got up and came to the window, looking softly at the guests and girls on the street below, What do you think of this country? Or if Zong Wu-jun is that person, if he has the power to subvert this country, what will he do and what will he think?

Sougo pointed to the ceiling, and replied without thinking: Kill all those above who point fingers at this country.

What's the truth?

Get rid of Hijikata and become the deputy chief of the Shinsengumi. Sougo replied honestly.

It really looks like Sogo-kun's style, Jiang Cheng smiled, Maybe that person thinks the same way, maybe he just wants to live an ordinary life, so I think Sogo-kun and everyone in the Shinsengumi don't need to panic. That person may not do anything.

That's it... After saying this, Sougo stood up supporting the floor, then turned around and walked slowly towards the door. When he reached the door, he stopped and waved his hands without looking back, Then I'll go first, boss, if the earthworker finds out about such things as skipping work all morning, he will start chattering endlessly.

Well, Sougo-kun, Jiang Cheng pointed at the back of Sougo's head, and couldn't help reminding, Well... I think you should rest for a few days before that, maybe it's because you haven't had a good rest recently, your hair...

Hair? What's wrong with my hair? Sougo turned his head and stretched out his hand to touch his head, It's normal, what's wrong?

No, that situation is really not normal, Jiang Cheng thought of the back of Zongwu's head that was almost completely bald, and couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth, It's almost... bald...

Bald? How is it possible, at my age...

Before he could finish speaking, Sougo saw a large handful of hair in his hand, and suddenly his whole body became ill.

Well, if you can, you can touch the back of your head again... Jiang Cheng tentatively suggested, and then pointed at the seat where Sougo was sitting, Actually, you have been losing your hair since you entered the door, but... thinking that Sougo-kun might know it himself, so he didn't say...

After listening, Sougo turned his head expressionlessly to look at the seat where he was originally sitting, and at the same time stretched out his hand to touch the back of his head. After seeing the pile of chestnut hair lying on the ground at his original position and feeling that there were only a few sparse hairs left on the back of his head, Sougo rolled his eyes and fell directly on his back to the ground.

Zouwu-kun—!

...

Well, Sougo-kun, in fact, no one would have thought of such a thing, Jiang Cheng comforted, looking at Sougo, who was curled up with his legs crossed and surrounded by shadows, But! Maybe it's a little early, so we have to stand up and accept it! After all, a large number of people will be bald after reaching a certain age! That's right! In a sense, baldness is also a necessary stage in human life! Without baldness, life will become incomplete. It's everywhere! You can escape the fate of thinning hair before the age of 18! So cheer up! Becoming a class principal at the age of eighteen is already very impressive! This is the first time I have seen it!

Boss...becoming bald has nothing to do with being a class principal, Sougo retorted feebly, Being bald has never been a necessary experience in life.