Maybe a Fake Gintama

So today's children really can't stand a little blow. Jiang Cheng spread his hands and shook his head, closed his eyes and sighed, When we were the age of Zongwu, we never worried about these things. The only thing that worries us is how to fill our stomachs for the next meal.

Boss, you really don't have the trouble of losing your hair at the age of eighteen... Ha ha... Ha ha...

It can't be done, my eyes have already started to lose sight, Jiang Cheng squatted down, stretched out his hand and pinched Zouwu's face, The whole person has begun to completely escape from reality, Zongwu-jun, Zouwu-jun? Wake up, don't be defeated by that kind of thing, Zouwu-jun!

Just now, there was a boom on the floor behind Jiang Cheng, and something fell to the ground.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng turned his head and glanced at the floor behind him, only to see a bunch of orange-red, familiar things that seemed to be on the back of his head, lying quietly on the floor.

After touching the back of his head and feeling that the bundle of most important things was gone, Jiang Cheng was silent for a while, then directly hugged his head to the sky and shouted frantically:

My charmpoint!!!!

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When Yue Yong pushed open the door of Jiang Cheng's room, what he saw was the following scene - Jiang Cheng and Zongwu sat on the ground facing the wall with their legs crossed, their heads bowed expressionlessly, and they were also caught in the shadow of depression. There are only a few pitiful and indistinct hairs left on the heads of both of them.

And it seemed that they were infected by the two of them, and the whole room was filled with a strong dark breath.

Zongwu-jun, have you seen the river in front of you? Jiang Cheng said in a low voice, The bank on the other side seems to be very happy, full of flowers, I really want to go there...

I see, Boss. I also saw my hair follicles beckoning to me. Zou Wu replied in a low voice with blank eyes, Let's go there together, let's go on a boat...

That's right, it's better to be like this than in the past. Jiang Cheng twitched the corners of his mouth, his eyes were dull and continued, After all, I can't be the protagonist anymore in this state, let's play with everyone in the past... Ha ha, ha ha...

Hey, cheer up, both of you. Yue Yong walked over holding the cigarette stick lightly, standing behind the two of them and reminded.

Ah, it's Yueyue. Jiang Cheng turned his head slowly, glanced at Yue Yong with dull eyes, then turned his head again, muttering something in a low voice, We are fine, just mourning for what we lost... Hehehe... Also,

Don't worry, I will go to the evening entertainment. After all, I have become a class leader. The class leader just does his job well. What is the job of the class leader? Just go to socialize, right? Or should I just accept the fate of the bald man I will become, hehehe...

Yes, after all, there are not many class leaders at this age... Sougo continued in a low voice, For a class leader at this age, others will praise him for being young and promising, ah ha ha ha...

He's really a useless man. He can't stand this blow. Aren't they both still S? Yue Yong said with a contemptuous puff of smoke.

S's S is (glass)'s S, Sougo replied softly, S's heart is actually the same as glass...

That's right...

Looking at the two people who were completely depressed, Yue Yong shook his head helplessly while holding his forehead, then turned and walked to the table in the living room, picked up the remote control and turned on the TV. At the same time, he took out a small medicine bottle with the word hair growth written on the label from his cuff.

After finishing all this, Yue Yong turned around and walked towards the door while smoking a cigarette.

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The voice of THEEDO's male host came from the TV.

The next thing is the report from the scene. The anchor Yukino at the scene? The anchor Yukino...

Hi, I'm Yukino from the scene, said the voice of the anchor Yuno, The strange phenomenon of hair loss that is spreading suddenly in Kabukicho is disappearing...

Hearing this, Jiang Cheng and Zongwu instantly turned around and stared fixedly at the host Yuye who was wearing a gas mask on the TV.

...After investigation, the cause of its induction has been confirmed. It is precisely because of the pathogenic bacteria carried by the celestial beings of the dish, the fart stomach star. The shogunate that successfully identified the pathogenic bacteria is now distributing special medicines to the citizens.

Boss! Sougo shouted.

Yoxi! Go to the hospital right now! Jiang Cheng stood up instantly and shouted.

But as you can see, there is already a long queue in front of the hospital for the medicine. The special medicine prepared by the shogunate is about to be distributed, and it is estimated that it will take at least three months to distribute it to all patients.

Three months... Jiang Cheng's eyes widened, and he looked at the TV with disbelief, This situation will last for three months...Does the protagonist want to stay in this state for three months?

Just after finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly touched the bottle of medicine on the table, and at the same time, Souwu also noticed it. The aura of the two of them changed in an instant, and they rushed towards the bottle of medicine on the table at the same time.

Just wait another three months, kid! Jiang Cheng pinned Souwu's head and fixed Souwu in place, Let me, the protagonist, recover!

With that said, Jiang Cheng grabbed the bottle of medicine directly.

No, the boss just said that baldness is a necessary stage in human life in a certain sense! Sougo stretched out his foot and tripped Jiang Cheng to the ground, and said, Speaking of which, the boss is already good at this age! If you work a little harder, it is very common to be a class leader at this age!

After finishing speaking, Sou Wu surpassed Jiang Cheng and stretched out his hand towards the bottle of medicine on the table, thinking at the same time: [I got it! 】

No! Jiang Cheng, who fell on the ground, stretched out his hand and grabbed Zong Wu's leg. Zong Wu lost his balance and fell directly to the ground. Jiang Cheng got up instantly and rushed towards the bottle of medicine.

I'm a lazy person! Even at the age when I lose all my teeth, I'm just a clerk! I know Sougo-kun's dream! I want to be the deputy head of the Shinsengumi at this age! It's about the same as the section chief!

No, that can only be regarded as the deputy head of the class! Sou Wu stood up and hugged Jiang Cheng's medicine, gritted his teeth and shouted, It has nothing to do with the head of the class at all!

Bastard, after all, you brought the virus from outside! Jiang Chengbai gritted his teeth and said, Just wait another three months for the pathogenic bacteria!

No, I was infected by the boss! Sougo refused to let go.

You two, calm down, Yue Yong's voice came from the door, You only need to take one piece of that special medicine.

Hey? Really? Jiang Cheng looked suspiciously at Yue Yong who was leaning against the door.

En. Yue Yong nodded lightly.

In that case, both of them can be saved. Jiang Cheng turned his head to look at Zong Wu who was behind him, So, Zong Wu-jun, let me go quickly, and I will share it with you.

After thinking for a while, Sougo shook his head and replied, No, let me do it, and I will share it with you, the boss.

No, let me do it! It will be divided into two fairly!

No, it's better for me! Even the bottle will be cut in half fairly!

No, let me do it! I'll even split the label in half!

Boss! You told me to come!

No, let me do it!

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Seeing the two quarreling again, Yue Yong helplessly lowered her head and shook, sighed, turned and left again.

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The scuffle didn't come to fruition until night...

Jiang Cheng and Sougo, whose hair had grown back, lay panting on the floor of a messy room.

Suddenly, Sougo couldn't help laughing, and said, Ah, it's really interesting.

No, I can't tell at all. Jiang Cheng replied with a look of contempt.

I mean you boss, it's really interesting.

Indeed, when I went to Hualiu Street, women always said that. Jiang Cheng sat up, nodded and replied honestly.

Zou Wu: ...