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“Close the door and don’t let Bai Jia in.”

Zhang Xiongjie said,

Fatty Wang Peng faced a group of classmates, “The thing is like this, everyone knows that I got out of the singles a while ago, Xiao Min is about the same age as me, gentle and graceful, good-looking, kind and considerate. …”

Liu Xin raised his hand,

Wang Peng: “What’s the matter, Master Xin?”

Liu Xin: “Can you just skip the link of being in love and get down to business?”

Zhang Xiongjie: “Fatty Wang, I suspect that you are trying to show off. Please note that brothers’ patience is limited.”

“If it wasn’t for the sake of you being Fan Ye’s roommate, I would have gone to play the phone a long time ago.”

“I didn’t come here to hear how you hurt me.”

“Wang Peng asks you to pay attention to your speech and manners. Some things cannot be said in front of so many classmates.”

“…”

Everyone agrees,

We came here to help the fat man get ahead, but in the end we still have to listen to you, a fat man, yelling at you for giving out dog food. If you continue to talk, the brothers want to beat you up yourself.

“Guys, I’m a little too proud.”

Fatty Wang smiled slightly, looked at the hand with the plaster cast on it, and said leisurely: “Let’s talk about the business, a few days ago, I took my girlfriend to the movies.”

“No… you are really enough, still want to say?” Liu Xin condemned on behalf of all the students,

“Don’t get excited, everyone. It’s really not that I intend to show off, but that the next thing happened in the cinema.” Wang Peng explained,

The anger of the crowd subsided a little.

“Then let me continue. As everyone knows, I went to the movies with my girlfriend a few days ago…” Wang Peng repeated subconsciously,

Lin Fan always felt that what Fatty wanted to emphasize was not “he was beaten up”, but “he was beaten up when he went to the movies with his girlfriend”, the emphasis was on the first half of the sentence,

I only heard Wang Peng continue to say: “At that time, we were watching a movie, which was a horror movie. I would never go to see this kind of horror movie before, after all, I am timid, but for a date, I must watch this It’s an exciting movie, so that I can experience the feeling of my girlfriend cuddling in my arms because of fear…”

Everyone’s foreheads twitched, and their fists were already clenched.

If the fat man continued to say meaningless words like this in the next second, everyone would run away violently.

“The movie went smoothly at the beginning, but halfway through, a man and a woman came to the seat next to me. Guess who it is, it turned out to be from this year’s sports class. It was so loud that it was useless for the movie theater staff to come and persuade them.” Wang Peng said,

Zhang Xiongjie got impatient and interjected: “Then you were beaten by him?”

Wang Peng: “Yes, because that guy came late, he booked a separate seat, but that bastard actually said that he would let me and my girlfriend go away, and he would take our seat, of course I would not, and then this guy battleSeeing how arrogant he was, he actually started pushing people, and then we started fighting. ”

“Oh…Understood, are you in the gym class? Brothers copy guys, go to the gym class to find someone, and make sure that person apologizes to the fat man, but pay attention, we can’t beat the gym class, just reason, use force It is only used to protect our personal safety, try not to conflict with the people in the sports class.”

When Liu Xin gave an order, everyone stood up and prepared to leave.

Zhang Xiongjie: “What’s that guy’s name, let’s be more cowardly and just target him.”

“Wei Min from Class 2 of Physical Education, everyone should know him too. We met him at the school’s basketball game before.” Wang Peng said.

“Wei Min? I really have a little impression. He was the main point guard in the sports class during the basketball game.”

“I also have a little impression of that tall guy who talks like a stinky fart?”

“It’s that bastard who called our math class a sports waste.”

“If you want to act uncivilized, first go to the Academic Affairs Office to report Wei Min for beating someone? The sports class is full of big guys, it’s a bit difficult to deal with.”

“Then… shall we go to the gym class to teach Wei Min a lesson?”

I don’t know who it is, so I suddenly asked,

The dormitory suddenly fell silent.

In fact, from the very beginning when everyone clamored to help Fatty get back to the field, when they finally heard that he was from the gym class, everyone’s eyes were very strange.

why,

Because everyone in the physical education class is tall and strong, with monsters in physical fitness, they are not able to deal with this group of bespectacled boys who sit in front of the computer all day, and the two classes have always disliked each other. certain,

But the overall goal of helping Fatty get back his place cannot be changed.

So everyone tacitly thought of the most primitive method of “speaking to the teacher.”

This trick is always useful no matter what stage of school you are in.

“Don’t bother everyone.”

The fat man stopped the restless classmates,

“Why? Fatty, don’t you want to take revenge? You were beaten up by Wei Min. Even if there are many people in the sports class, we are not afraid. We will file a complaint first. We really want to beat Wei Min up. At worst, let’s wait until Wei Min is on the order. Make a move.” Liu Xin said,

All the male students in the class have a good relationship with each other.

Fatty Wang Peng shook his head and said, “Actually, you don’t need to go to Wei Min, because that guy should still be lying in the hospital. His hands were broken by me.”

“…”

“…”

Everyone was silent.

Zhang Xiongjie: “It means that the revenge will be avenged on the spot, so what kind of Avengers combat meeting do you hold, it’s a waste of everyone’s time, and the brothers are gone.”

Liu Xin: “I’ve been working on it for a long time, and I don’t need the brothers. I said it earlier. I’ll go back first. I haven’t washed my clothes before the holiday.”

“Wait a minute, don’t rush away.” Wang Peng stopped everyone, and continued: “I’m telling everyone about this, but I just want to remind everyone that this Wei Min is narrow-minded, and in a few days, It’s the whole school basketball game, when the time comes, there is a high probability that people in the physical education class will use dirty tricks to retaliate, I hope everyone will be careful!”

It turns out that this “Avenger” refers to students majoring in physical education.

“Huh? That’s right, I’d have forgotten that the whole school basketball game will be held in a few days if you don’t tell me.” Zhang Xiongjie suddenly realized,

“Then what should I do, I will definitely be tortured to death in the arena.”

Everyone thought,

The mathematics major and the physical education major in the university often have some small conflicts. The origin of everything has to be traced several years ago. It is said that it was also because a senior from the same department beat up someone else’s physical education class, and later the PE class was beaten by a senior from the same department. beat back

Once you come and go, you will form a beam,

Gratitude and resentment are strange things. Two seniors from different majors dislike each other and smear each other, and the students of the two majors have indeed had a lot of conflicts with each other.

In Lin Fan’s class, although the two sides did not say that they had developed to the point where they would start arguing as soon as they met on the road,

But at least the students of the two majors don’t like each other, and the forum often catches the opposite side.

Now the fat man clashed with Wei Min, the monitor of the physical education class, and even sent Wei Min to the hospital. The people in the physical education class will definitely try their best to save face.

“Why panic, anyway, our class must be the same as before, and the focus is on participation, and we won’t meet people from the physical education department.”

At this time, Lin Fan, who had been silent all this time, said,

The boys in their entire class didn’t play basketball, although the science class doesn’t necessarily have nothing to do with sports,

For example, in the physics class next door, there are several sports that are very powerful.

And there are many athletes in the previous class of their mathematics department,

But in their current class, there is no one who can fight,

Every school sports meeting, basketball game, football game, etc., their majors basically have a round trip,

In terms of sports, all the boys in the class are really useless,

As for the basketball game?

To put it bluntly, it is most appropriate to describe the combat effectiveness of the mathematics class as “gathering is a mass of flying, scattered is scattered”.

“Fan Ye is right,””What’s the matter with panic, brothers, I won’t meet them anyway, and then we can paddle with peace of mind on the basketball court.”

“Yes, a round trip, don’t waste time with the gym class.”

….

“Now that the fat man’s matter has been resolved, I have something to say next. During the time I was away, did anything happen to me? Why did I see the way my classmates looked at me… .”

Lin Fan was about to ask if the school has hacked him recently,

Fatty Wang Peng interrupted: “Fan Ye, don’t worry, I haven’t finished talking yet.”

Liu Xin: “What nonsense do you want to talk about?”

“Our opponent in this basketball match is the sports class in the first round. I heard that the people in the sports class have already stayed up late to practice shooting and threatened to beat our class by more than 50 points.”

Zhang Xiongjie: “…It’s not such a coincidence.”

Liu Xin: “… so unlucky?”

Wang Peng coughed a few times, “There is another important piece of information. The monitor of the sports class pays out of his own pocket to sign up for every contestant in Taekwondo. It is said that the coach is a retired champion.”

Zhang Xiongjie: “…”

Liu Xin: “…”

classmates:”…..”

You even paid for taekwondo, is this killing us, playing kung fu basketball?

Looking at the stunned faces of the students, Wang Peng said: “Then let’s get to the point. The basketball game is coming up. It’s time to choose the players to participate in the basketball game.”

“Follow the old rules.”

Someone reacted immediately,

This is going to play murderous basketball. How can these skinny people beat the group of beasts in the sports class? It takes less than a few seconds to go up, and it is probably the end of the “season reimbursement”.

“Yes, the old rules.”

“Just choose according to the old rules, it has always been like this before.”

“Okay, I support those who use the old rules to select people.” The fat man said,

The dormitory suddenly raised their hands,

“According to my rough calculation just now, there are a total of 21 boys in our class who participated in this meeting, and one of them is not qualified.”

Wang Peng himself raised his hand, and glanced at the closed door of the dormitory,

“Of the remaining twenty, three did not raise their hands. The seventeen, including me, Wang Peng, all believed that the old rules should be used to select contestants. According to the principle that the minority obeys the majority, my class decided to use the original rules to select basketballs.” Contestants, I’m done talking, whoever agrees, whoever opposes.”

“I object!!”

boom boom boom

Bai Jia knocked hard on the door, “Let me in.”

Wang Peng: “Open the door and let that brat come in.”

A classmate went to open the door, and Bai Jia walked in angrily, “Why do you use the method of choosing whoever is taller to play a basketball game? I don’t agree.”

Zhang Xiongjie: “I’m not convinced, because I’m 1.9 meters, so I want to play center forward? I haven’t even touched the ball before. I only know about a positioning foul. Why should I go to the inside to fight with the people in the sports class? I don’t agree.”

Liu Xin: “That’s right, it’s not fair.”

Xin Liu,

male,

As one of the few people in the class who knows how to play basketball, he is known as “the tactical master on the basketball court”, “death entanglement”, “top edge man”, “magician on the court” and “champion puzzle.”

And all these titles are well-founded,

It all comes from Liu Xin’s 30 consecutive championships when playing 2K, so he can get so many titles,

If it was before, Liu Xin would definitely be the main force of the iron fight. He himself is also enthusiastic about playing,

But this time, he was facing the sports class, the champion of the last basketball game, and the monitor of the sports class was beaten up by his classmates just now.

As “the king in 2K” and “the crappy cat in reality”, Liu Xin is still very self-aware. He feels that this competition must not be participated, especially when there are so many female students present.

At that time, I will be brutally abused by people in the physical education class, and I will lose face in front of all the female students, how shameful it is.

Liu Xin: “I suggest using a lottery to make an absolute decision. Our tall guys have been playing the main force for three years. Why do we still use this method of determining by height this year? It’s not fair.”

“What is fair and unfair, who made you grow taller.”

“Let our group of people who can’t play and are still short go up, it’s not that the abuse is worse, anyway, you are tall, and you can grab some rebounds when you go up, so you won’t lose so ugly.”

“That’s right, just follow the old rules and choose the five tallest as the main force.”

“The five tallest people are: Brother Jie, Fan Ye, Shaoxiong, me, and Liu Xin. By the way, I was injured and couldn’t play, so I was replaced by a white dog. Do you have any opinions?” Wang Peng asked.

“have opinions!!”

Yu Shaoxiong shouted,

“We also have opinions.” Zhang Xiongjie, Liu Xin, and Bai Jia all expressed that they would decide the list of players by drawing lots.

“plus one!!”

Of course Lin Fan also expressed his opinion,

originally beforeIt’s not his turn to play basketball, but this year he’s much taller than before, and suddenly became the tallest man in the class. If you choose him based on his height, he won’t be able to escape.

“No comment.”

Except for the five people who were selected, the rest of the students shouted in unison,

“Unanimous vote!!”

Wang Peng ignored the five people who objected, and made a decision directly, “Then the five players are determined, the position on the court is determined by the players themselves, and the rest of the substitute players can just make do with it. , whoever wants to play a few laps can go up.”

“Are you the host like this, fat man.” Bai Jia shouted, “There are no substitutes. Do you want us to die of exhaustion?”

“It’s okay, anyway, the first half will definitely be beaten, and it’s the same for everyone. Five people are better than ten people taking turns to lose face, right.” Wang Peng said and announced immediately: “The meeting is over, the game is over, you five contestants Remember to practice running positions.”

“…”

Lin Fan saw that the matter had been settled and could not be changed,

I thought that anyway, I would go up and paddle casually at that time, and just paddle until the end of the competition time.

It’s just a game,

Didn’t it just lose a few points,

It’s not like I never lost in the class.

Now he has more important things to ask, he grabbed the fat man: “Wait a minute, fat man, do you know…”

“I don’t know anything. I made an appointment with Xiao Min to have lunch. That’s it. Bye Fan Ye.”

Fatty Wang Peng looked very guilty, left a word, and rushed out the door,

The speed of going downstairs is not like that of a person who just came out of the hospital.

ghost

There must be ghosts,

Fatty’s behavior made it unnecessary for Lin Fan to ask any more questions. He immediately guessed the reason why his reputation was murdered. Most likely, it had something to do with Fatty.

“Who can tell me what happened in school recently that is related to me? Is Wang Peng playing tricks!!”

Lin Fan asked,

Zhang Xiongjie turned around and returned to the dormitory, and brought a magazine from the dormitory, “Fanzi, although the fat man destroyed most of the school journals, but this guy played us like this, I am on your side today, this is what I hid. the evidence, look.”

A newest school periodical was handed to Lin Fan,

When Lin Fan saw the cover of the school magazine, he knew that things were not easy,

Recalling that when Fatty was asked to help with the interview, I thought there would be no accidents, but I never thought that I still underestimated Fatty’s talent for doing bad things.

On the cover of the school magazine, a photo of Lin Fan was published, with the words “Lin Fan, the math genius on the surface, the love master in the back!!!”

Look at the specific content again,

The preface reads, “Why do men who have been single for more than 20 years leave the singles all at once, why do fancy girls come to the door repeatedly, and the guy becomes a handsome and handsome man overnight, what is hidden behind this,

After thousands of love affairs, I finally become a love master. Behind all this is the charm of handsome guys, or the proficiency in picking up girls.

The perfect combination of top IQ and EQ allows us to walk into the inner world of the top ten outstanding alumni Lin Fan through the interview. ”

“What the hell!”

Lin Fan slammed the school magazine on the ground,

Bai Jia picked it up as if nothing had happened, and muttered, “Tsk tsk, look at how good the copywriting is. Originally, the sales volume of the school magazine has not been good, and no one wanted it for nothing, but as soon as the copywriting came out, this issue of the school magazine exploded, you know? .”

Yu Shaoxiong: “I heard that some alumni still spend money to buy school magazines, which are quite popular among some teachers.”

“A master in love? Master Fan is so awesome,” Liu Xin just came back, and it was the first time he heard of it. He took the school magazine and looked at it with gusto. “Is it okay to have pictures like this in the school magazine? The school won’t say anything.”

“What’s there to say? This school magazine is full of topics, and the whole department has been praised.” Bai Jia, who works in the school’s organization, came out and explained,

“The popularity of Master Fan in the whole school now, I dare say it is absolutely…” Bai Jia stretched out his thumb,

“Grass!”

Lin Fan only used this word to express his inner depression,

Sure enough, it was a wrong choice for Fatty to accept the interview.

No wonder the eyes of the classmates I met in the whole school have changed when they look at him.

Love expert?

This thing sounds awesome, but the meaning behind it is actually very complicated.

First of all, if you want to become a love master, you have to experience a lot of love, right?

In addition, the article described his appearance so much that it is easy for people who don’t know the truth to think that he, Lin Fan, is a scumbag who uses his appearance to deceive girls, a scumbag who indulges in flowers, and a scumbag who plays with women’s feelings.

All in all, a scumbag, a scumbag, a scumbag,

Isn’t this something to do?

Although in essence, the content of this school magazine is not to slander him, except for the preface, which plays some word games in order to catch the readers’ attention,

The text of the interview is mainly to praise Lin Fan himself,

But the words composed between the lines always make people think about it,It’s like some very formal words, combined together, it is clear that a prohibited word does not appear, but it makes people feel that they are playing with colors,

This article is also the same,

Such an innocent guy like me is confusedly described as a wealthy second generation with chaotic private life,

It just doesn’t make sense,

After thinking about it, Lin Fan felt that although Fatty was at fault for his words in the interview, the main responsibility was not with him, but with the guy who wrote the article.

“Bai Zi.”

“What’s the matter, Lord Fan?”

“You have contacts in the student union, find a way to help me investigate a person.”

“Investigate who?”

Bai Jia’s heart skipped a beat,

Being able to help Fan Ye means that you will have the opportunity to learn Fan Ye’s dragon-slaying skills in the future,

You must know that there are a bunch of male compatriots outside asking him for the contact information of [Love Master] Fan Ye,

All are magisters who have been single for many years,

In a few years, he will be the great magister,

In fact, Bai Jia is also in this ranks, so in order to have the opportunity to learn art from a teacher and learn the secret method of strategy in Fan Ye’s hands, he does everything possible to please Fan Ye,

This article is his masterpiece,

When writing this article, he almost exhausted all his life’s knowledge, overturned and rewritten the manuscript several times, and rummaged through the dictionary, and finally succeeded in describing the lofty Fan Ye in his mind.

However, the result was unexpected,

Although Fan Ye became famous in the school and turned Fan Ye into a legendary existence in Jiangnan University, even some single graduate students and doctoral students in the school yearned for Fan Ye and kept inquiring about Fan Ye. Contact information,

It just made Bai Jia a little strange, most of the contacts who came to ask for it were boys, no, it should be said that they were all boys,

I didn’t see a single girl,

And the real situation is that Fan Ye’s reputation is indeed better than before, but his reputation has also deteriorated.

He originally wanted to help Fan Ye make a name for himself, to spread the word, and when the time is right, he will come up to claim credit and ask Fan Ye for the secret book of the dragon slaying technique.

But things have changed now,

Bai Jia had no choice but to hope that Fan Ye would throw all the blame on Fatty,

Facing Lin Fan’s request, Bai Jia had an ominous premonition, but she still bit the bullet and said, “If you have any orders, Master Fan’s affairs are my Bai Jia’s affairs.”.

“I want you to help me find the guy who wrote this article. If you dare to blackmail me like this and tarnish my Lin Fan’s reputation, you must not let it go. Find this guy for me!!” Lin Fan said angrily.

“Actually… It’s not necessary. I think the person who wrote this article is doing bad things with good intentions.” Bai Jia was sweating.

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