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Off-court Tactics

“Ok?”

Lin Fan sensed that something was wrong,

If he usually asked Bai Jia to do things, this guy must have agreed very readily, why this time…

Lin Fan’s eyes fell on the article,

Bai Jia’s eyes followed Lin Fan’s and landed on the article,

In the last paragraph of the article, there is a small line that reads “Article Author: Bai Jia”

“Don’t run!”

“Help!”

“White dog, see if I don’t kill you today!”

“Help!”

…..

“Forget it, forget it, you can’t do it, Lord Fan.”

“Although Bai Zai is a bit funny, but he will go up to play basketball next time, forget it, Master Fan.”

“Give me some face and get around Bai Zi.”

In order not to affect the subsequent games, and also worried that after Bai Jia was injured, a new player would be selected to participate in the basketball game, so everyone tried their best to stop the furious Lin Fan,

Classmate Bai Jia made a vicious oath for this, and would never do Hei Fanye’s business again, otherwise he would not be able to find a girlfriend in this life.

“You know how to trick me.” Lin Fan returned to the dormitory cursing,

Bai Jia didn’t dare to come in at the door of the dormitory, but dared to stand outside the dormitory door and shouted: “Do you want me to write another article to help Fan Ye clean up your crimes? In fact, I didn’t expect this kind of thing to happen at the beginning. what.”

“No, you must not write any more articles, I beg you.”

Lin Fan was really scared,

There is one thing to say, Bai Zi’s writing skills are still good, but I don’t know what to do, and the things he writes change when they are combined together.

Do bad things with good intentions?

Lin Fan can only treat Bai Jia as a kind person,

“Fanzi, are you free?”

Liu Xin, the field magician, grabbed the iron railing on the edge of the bed and asked,

“It depends on what you have to do? If you invite me to dinner, you will be free, and the rest will not be free.”

Lin Fan said,

Liu Xin: “Stop joking, I’m serious.”

Lin Fan: “Why, look at you, don’t tell me you want to ask us to go to the basketball court to practice,”

Lin Fan saw the fighting spirit in Liu Xin’s eyes,

This is not a hair thing,

Do you still want to win?

please, opponentBut the champion of the last basketball game, our group of salted fish can only get beaten up.

In the end, Lin Fan guessed it right.

Liu Xin said firmly: “You have to practice a little bit, so you don’t lose too badly, or you will lose face when the time comes.”

Bai Jia sneaked into the dormitory at this time, and slipped to Lin Fan’s computer desk,

He really likes playing computer games,

full Internet addiction youth,

Bai Jia had exactly the same thoughts as Lin Fan at the moment, and he said: “Practice Keel, Lord Xin, you won’t really win, right? As for our festival with the sports class, losing 20 points would be considered a shame for their sports class. Still going to practice? Is it useful, think about how to end the game safely.”

“I think that’s right. With my body, I can’t last half a second in the paint.”

“Ace Power Forward” Zhang Xiongjie didn’t leave the dormitory either, with his hands on his hips and his back against the white wall, he couldn’t help shaking his head.

For the first time, he felt how unlucky it was to be tall,

Although he is tall, people often ask him if he likes to play basketball every time he goes to the street, but he really doesn’t touch basketball, and he has never even played some other sports.

It’s purely due to good genes, so I grow taller,

His body is as thin as ribs, and when he thinks that he will go to fight with the people in the gym class in a few days, he has the urge to pretend to be sick.

Zhang Xiongjie slapped his forehead and shouted: “Yes, we can pretend to be sick, brothers, otherwise we can not play.”

Shaoxiong wanted to go back, but saw that the five “basketball players” happened to be in the dormitory, so he stayed and chatted with his brothers.

Shaoxiong: “Then you might as well just abstain.”

Bai Jia: “It’s good to abstain, or just abstain? It’s better than being humiliated on the court.”

Abstain?

In fact, everyone has thought about it, but when they said it, the expressions of the other “tiger generals” were different.

Among them, the proposers Bai Jia and Lin Fan quite agreed with it.

But Shaoxiong said: “If I want to play, it’s embarrassing anyway. Rather than being humiliated if I can’t beat it, I will definitely not do such a thing as forfeiting.”

These words made Zhang Xiongjie and Liu Xin, who were still a little hesitant, say, “If you don’t abstain, the worst thing is to play for dozens of minutes.”

“Then do we still need training?”

Liu Xin asked again.

“What do you say?”

Zhang Xiongjie’s eyes seemed to say, is training useful?

Liu Xin: “Then we have to discuss the tactics. We can’t be unprepared. I heard that the girls have already made an appointment. When the time comes, all the girls will come and cheer together. As the main force, if we don’t perform well, we will It’s embarrassing.”

“Oh…” Lin Fan, who was leaning against the pillow and playing with his mobile phone, said, “No wonder Mr. Xin is so enthusiastic, so he wanted to act aggressive in front of girls.”

Bai Jia also said: “Oh, I’ve seen that Liu Xin, you guy has evil intentions. In the past, every basketball game, this guy was the most active, patronizing one person to shoot with the ball over there, and didn’t give other people a chance at all. Show off.”

“It’s reasonable, don’t you want to show off in front of girls?” Liu Xin said righteously,

Bai Jia hesitated for a while, “I really want to.”

Zhang Xiongjie: “I think so too.”

Yu Shaoxiong: “It’s a shame to be in the limelight, I don’t want to.”

“Fuck.”

Lin Fan was playing with his mobile phone and suddenly called out.

“Fuck? Fan Ye, what do you mean? Is it wrong to look down on us bachelors and want to show off in front of girls? I see that you have become more and more arrogant since you became a celebrity in the whole school! Top ten outstanding students, Ai Da People! The title is almost catching up with my stadium magician.” Liu Xin said.

“Ah? What were you guys talking about just now?” Lin Fan looked at the screen of his phone, not paying attention to the chatting of the students below.

“Fan Ye must be flirting with girls, don’t disturb him.” Bai Jia said.

“Speaking of business, since everyone is unwilling to go to the stadium for training, the tactics must be discussed.”

Liu Xin turned into a basketball captain,

Among the five young basketball players present, he is indeed the only one who is qualified to be the captain. In order to score several wonderful goals in the next basketball game, he must make more preparations.

“Tactics? I have a clever plan,” Zhang Xiongjie pushed the frame of his glasses, “I know a buddy in the chemistry department, and they really want to research a new drug recently, maybe they can help.”

“The tactics I’m talking about refer to the tactics on the court, such as the position on the court, which position do you want to play.” Liu Xin asked.

“The positions still need to be allocated? Anyway, Master Xin, you play point guard, Brother Jie plays inside to grab rebounds, and the rest of us can just shoot blindly outside. Why do we need so many tactics?” Bai Jia said,

To yarn tactics,

This group of people can’t even layup, let alone pick-and-rolls that sound professional. Anyway, there is only one tactic. Pick up a basketball and throw it into the blue frame. Whether you can score depends on luck.

Liu Xin thought about it carefully, and it seems that this is really the case. What kind of tactics are you talking about, just score as many goals as you can,

“Then let’s just say that, I’ll go back first if I have nothing else to do.dormitory. ”

As Zhang Xiongjie said, he walked outside the dormitory,

Suddenly Liu Xin stopped Zhang Xiongjie, “Wait a minute, Brother Jie.”

“What nonsense do you want to say?” Zhang Xiongjie said,

“Talk to me in detail about your friend from the chemistry department.” Liu Xin said with a serious face.

“Oh?” Zhang Xiongjie squinted his eyes, “It seems that Master Xin, you also think it’s time to use off-court methods.”

Seeing two people blatantly talking about “off-court tactics”, Yu Shaoxiong couldn’t help complaining: “Isn’t it a bit despicable for you to be like this?”

“mean?”

“mean?”

Zhang Xiongjie and Liu Xin laughed in unison,

Zhang Xiongjie pushed the glasses frame again. He used to do this action because of the sequelae of the second disease in his youth. When he was a child, he thought wearing glasses was very handsome, so he wanted to be short-sighted.

After growing up, I found that myopia became more and more serious. I regretted it, but it was too late. I also had a habit of pushing the glasses frame, and I especially liked to push it with my middle finger. I wanted to change it before, after all, it was too mediocre And it’s easy to get hit, but when Zhang Xiongjie comes to a critical moment, he still can’t help but make this kind of action of pushing the glasses frame.

Zhang Xiongjie: “Hahaha, despicable? The stadium is like a battlefield. It’s time to teach the group of guys in the sports class with well-developed limbs and simple minds. Let’s get to know the power of science.”

Liu Xin took it for granted, “That’s right, it will definitely let the guys in the sports class see that my “court tactician” strength is not limited to the court, let’s go, Ajie, take me for a while with your friend from the chemistry department. ”

“Don’t worry, my friend from the chemistry department is very talkative, and he has long disliked the guy in the gym class.”

“Oh? Why, he also has grievances with the people in the sports class.”

“There is indeed a story. I remember it was when I first entered school…”

The voice gradually weakened, Zhang Xiongjie and Liu Xin put their shoulders together and left.

“Tsk tut,”

Yu Shaoxiong shook his head,

He is really not ashamed of this kind of despicable method. He never imagined that Ajie looks so gentle, but his heart is so black-bellied, and Liu Xin is the same. He will do whatever it takes to achieve his goal, so why can’t he just lose to the sports class?

was thinking,

Bai Jia stood up abruptly,

“What do you want to do?” Yu Shaoxiong was afraid of his roommate.

Classmate Abai looked out the door with a rare seriousness on his face, “I think Brother Jie is right, victory is reserved for those who are prepared,”

“You want to make trouble too? Don’t mess around. It’s just a basketball game. If you lose, you lose. Don’t do such nonsense.” Yu Shaoxiong persuaded, really afraid that his roommate would do something stupid.

“The kindness to the enemy is the cruelty to oneself. Brother Jie is right. The stadium is like a battlefield. The group of gym students are all running to practice taekwondo. I have to get ready too. Let’s go, Shaoxiong.”

Bai Jia pulled her roommate Yu Shaoxiong outside,

“Where are you going?”

“Take you to meet some of my best buddies.”

“Go away, just go by yourself, don’t take me with you.”

 …

The originally bustling dormitory became empty and quiet in an instant.

Lin Fan was still lying on the sleeper bunk, unaware of the conversation of the “basketball players” in the dormitory just now, “Huh? Strange, where are the people? They all disappeared in a blink of an eye?”

Just now I was concentrating on watering the chat group,

look again,

All the people in the dormitory ran away.

They should have gone back to their respective dormitories to rest.

Remember what tactics they seemed to be talking about just now?

never mind,

Whatever tactics you want, just be reckless.

Lin Fan thought to himself,

It doesn’t matter whether you win or lose in a basketball game…it shouldn’t matter.

That’s what I said, but it would be best if I could win, right?

Lin Fan does have the means to win the game,

Subconsciously, he tapped the chat group’s built-in shopping mall, typed the word “basketball” in the search bar, and a bunch of products appeared in the shopping mall. There were many projection skill packs sold by group friends.

There are ordinary basketball skills, and of course there are superpower basketball skill packages,

I glanced at the price,

The several zeros behind the points made Lin Fan discouraged,

Why are so many points required for just some skill packs? Does the seller have no clue?

The price of the goods in the mall is completely determined by the seller, and the price can be set as much as they want. Obviously, these basketball skills are usually not bought by friends, and the seller puts them on it for sale.

Lin Fan looked at the sales volume again,

zero,

Fortunately, no one has taken the bait yet, and Lin Fan naturally doesn’t want to be the one. To put it bluntly, it’s just a basketball game, and it only takes a few tens of minutes to go up. There’s no need to waste points for this kind of thing.

Lin Fan put his attention back into the chat group,

The group is discussing which snacks are more delicious these days,

Hell Girl Enma Ai: RecentlyThe new cherry-flavored milk tea tastes so magical, it’s easy to get addicted to it.

Little Thieving Cat Nami: Still have points to drink milk tea? ↑, the reputation of the little rich woman has been confirmed.

Hell Girl Yan Moai: Shy (expression package)

Angel Yan: Xiao Ai won’t refute it now, it seems that the little rich woman didn’t run away,

Celty the Headless Horseman: The rich woman gives out red envelopes! !

Lelouch: The rich woman gives out red envelopes! !

Cross my body: The rich woman begs to be taken care of! !

Asuna: The rich woman begs for support! !

The account of friends is mine: wait a minute, the building will be crooked for no reason,

Saeko Busujima: I think being taken care of is more long-term than sending red envelopes, so I choose “rich women ask for support +1”

Angel Yan: The guy upstairs, you understand very well,

Little Thieving Cat Nami: Got it, sure enough, I’m still a little too tender,

Saeko Busujima: In fact, the snacks that everyone has been talking about are really so delicious. The pseudo-newcomers don’t understand it very well.

Asuna: It’s delicious, I can’t help but buy some without counting, every time I think about buying some, and then I can’t stop,

Hell Girl Enma Ai: Delicious!

Angel Yan: @除岛膴子, don’t indulge in it, or you will regret it,

Dragon Ball Goku: Yes! ! Warning, warning, don’t click into Big Brother Lin’s canteen with cheap hands. It’s full of conspiracies, all of Big Brother Lin’s conspiracy. Once you click in, your hands will be out of control, and your points will be lost It will disappear inexplicably, and then there will be a bunch of snacks in my arms! !

Dragon Ball Wukong: Don’t be fooled, everyone.

JOJO: Poor brother Wukong, how high-spirited he was back then, but now… it’s really embarrassing.

Yamamoto Motoryuzai: Well, I can’t blame Wukong for this. There are indeed many tricks in Lin Daxie’s canteen, and the old man is a little bit out of control, so I am going to dive temporarily for a few days to stop bubbling.

Headless Horseman Celty: @魔岛膴子, did you see, the above are all victims,

re0 Beatrice: @魔岛膴子, remember not to touch Mr. Lin’s canteen, you won’t be able to turn back.

Saeko Busushima:  …

Saeko Busujima: Got it.

Griffith: Brother Wukong, are you finally bubbling?

Dragon Ball Goku: Boss Griffith? you?

Griffith: Pay me back the points I owe,

Dragon Ball Wokong: Is it okay to have a few days of grace, I am currently working part-time, collecting useful goods, trying to earn points, for my poor sake, Mr. Griffith, give me a few days of grace, cry cry cry (a series of emoticons Bag)

Griffith: Well…

…..

Looking at the group friends who are chatting in the group,

Lin Fan smiled charmingly,

A few hours ago, there was a rain of red envelopes in the group, but he didn’t get any red envelopes.

Tangtang’s only real boss didn’t get anything?

how can this work,

Lin Fan glanced at the treasure chest. There were only a few things in it, including the monster ledger and wave gloves. The treasure chest was so big that it would be too contemptuous of me, my real boss, if I didn’t fill the treasure chest full.

And the points in his hand, he has been struggling to make ends meet recently, and the points have not yet reached 9999…

The commissary is also busy with work, so I seldom take care of it.

Lin Fan, Lin Fan,

You have been a little lazy recently,

You have to keep working hard to fill the treasure chest with treasures and blow up your account balance with points.

Life must have goals, and people must stand up,

then,

Lin Fan tapped the keyboard with his fingers, and typed out a sentence skillfully,

“Dear friends, it’s time for the weekly big bargain in the canteen again. The products in the canteen are limited to one day, half price for the whole shop,”

As soon as this remark came out,

There was a silence in the group,

After about a minute or so,

Dragon Ball Wukong: Don’t be fooled, everyone, it has appeared! ! Mr. Lin’s conspiracy, everyone keep the points in your hands, and don’t click on the link of the commissary.

Hell girl Yan Moai: Don’t talk, I’ll go to place an order first,

Dragon Ball Wokong: Little rich woman must be calm.

Saeko Busujima: It’s so strange, I just clicked in and couldn’t resist buying some small items, it’s so amazing,

Angel Yan: Oh…me too,

Headless Horseman Celti: @少真大都Lin Fan, can you stop discounting, I can’t control myself.JPG

…..

Lin Fan smiled slightly,

Today is another day full of points,

It’s time to restock,

pedal,

Gui Xianren sent a message,

Just when Lin Fan was imagining the bright future, the phone vibrated. It was an old friend, an old comic friend, an old wolf… In short, it was a message sent by his good friend Guixianren.

For the message sent by Guixianren,

Lin Fan didn’t even need to read it, he could guess that it was related to the manga he gave Jiraiya a few days ago,

“correct.”

“I don’t know what happened to the Bamen Dunjia that I asked Jiraiya to get,”

“Let’s put aside the matter of Guixianren, talk to Zilaiye, and encourage Teacher Zilaiye.”

Lin Fan ignored the message sent by Gui Xianren,

Click on the chat box in Jiraiya,

The only true boss, Lin Fan: “How is things going?”

A few short words can not only express his current urgent and restless mood, but also invisibly give Zilaiye a certain amount of psychological pressure, urging Zilaiye to act as soon as possible to a considerable extent,

Lin Fan thought like this,

The message is sent,

seconds back,

Jiraiya: “What is it?”

Lin Fan petrified on the spot when he saw this message, this guy will not forget it again, or he was fascinated by reading comics and didn’t bother to make Bamen Dunjia,

The only true boss Lin Fan:?

A question mark perfectly fit Lin Fan’s current state of mind, angry and questioning,

Immortal Toad Zilai also:?

Jiraiya also sent back a question mark, expressing the current doubtful mood,

Just when Lin Fan was about to lose his temper, Zilai also suddenly remembered something extremely important, he quickly closed the manga in his hand, and replied, “Hurry up.”

The only true boss, Lin Fan: “This way, I can rest assured. I will wait for your good news in three days.”

three days?

Ji Lai also scratched his head, “I was fascinated by reading comics, and I forgot the time for a while, bad, I have to go to work quickly, there are only three days left, if I can’t figure it out, I will really make Mr. Lin angry

In three days, can it really be done? ”

Zilai is also very desperate at the moment,

And on the other side,

Lin Fan’s face was filled with a smile, “As expected of Teacher Ziraiya, he is quick and resolute in his work. In three days, I will be able to get the eight-door dunjia that I have been longing for.”

Lin Fan was already thinking about which manga he should get back as a reward for Mr. Jiraiya,

The vibration in the phone keeps coming,

Obviously it was a message from Gui Xianren,

Lin Fan clicked open unhurriedly,

The content is pretty much what he thought,

Since Jiraiya had a few more comics in his hands last time, besides enjoying the comics, he also sent a photo of the cover to Guixianren for the first time.

as expected,

Gui Xianren hesitated for a long time, but it didn’t take long to find Lin Fan.

The opening remarks are a red envelope,

Turtle Immortal: Boss, I want this thing, manga cover (picture)

Guixianren: Make an offer,

People don’t talk harshly,

Lin Fan just likes such straightforward and sensible group friends,

Click on the red envelope,

Ding, you have collected three hundred points from Guixianren,

tut tut

Up to 300 points, it seems that Mr. Guixian is indeed a hidden local tyrant,

But Lin Fan is also a big shot now, and three hundred points is not enough to make him fuss.

“Judging from Guixianren’s tone, he should be determined to win this latest manga,”

“Think about it carefully, what price is easier for Guixian to accept.”

“Points…”

“There is a canteen, I don’t really need it yet.”

“Sen Beans…”

“There are fairy beans for sale in the mall, so don’t worry.”

“Perhaps we still need something that can directly improve our strength.”

Lin Fan immediately thought of something good,

The one and only real boss Lin Fan: “Turtle Pie Qi. Kung Fu for five volumes of comics, today only!”

He added a condition to the deal,

The purpose is to reduce the time for Guixianren to think and improve the success rate of transactions.

Lin Fan still wanted Kamepai Qigong very much in his heart,

But he knew that Guixianren wanted to read comics more,

so….

he won

Not long after, a message from Gui Xianren came over: “The boss actually knows about my unique skill, Kame Pai Qi Kung Fu!”

The only real boss Lin Fan: “I have heard a little about it, and I want to study it.”

Guixianren: This is the martial art I am most proud of. I am not willing to teach it to ordinary people. Even if you are a big brother, you want me to ask for Kameha Qi. It is really embarrassing for me… .

The Only True Boss Lin Fan: Six Volumes,

Turtle Immortal: Deal.

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