No Swearing

Ding, you sent a red packet,

Ding, you received a red envelope from Guixianren,

Gain Kamepai Qi. Gong,

Everything is under control, six volumes of comics are exchanged for the best martial arts, and blood is earned in blood, successfully grasping the psychological needs of a certain Guixianren and Jilaiye and others, and has never lost money in business,

Lin Fan, who was lying on the upper bunk, suddenly had the feeling that he was a profiteer.

Pooh,

profiteer fart,

If you don’t move, you are a profiteer.

I am here to bring the most needed things for the group of friends in the group,

think about it carefully,

Jiraiya, Guixianren and all the friends in the group, do they really have such a small amount of points, do they lack so many ninjutsu and martial arts?

Of course not,

What they lack is spiritual sustenance,

What they lack is spiritual comfort,

This is just like poor people exchanging jewels and diamonds for food,

The harvested ninjutsu and martial arts are not worth mentioning in the eyes of Jiraiya and Kamexianren. What can really make them feel happy is the vivid and interesting animation books, which are the wonderful books in the booklets. Drama, and lifelike action acting.

I’m so great,

Sending warmth to the group of friends, what kind of spirit is this,

Lin Fan felt that his image instantly grew taller,

At the same time, I also feel that the discounts in the canteen are not enough, and more efforts need to be made to send more urgent spiritual food to more friends in need.

Lin Fan got out of bed,

Put on my clothes and ran to the nearby supermarket to buy a large number of goods again,

….

Airport,

A man with a suitcase is sitting on a bench, looking at a bulletin board,

“Dear passengers, I am sorry to inform you that the flight to the Jiangnan area of ​​the Federal Federation has been delayed and will depart at 23:15. Please rest in the waiting hall. The airline has prepared drinks and food for all passengers. Welcome respect of travelers…”

“Are you late?”

“It’s just bad luck,”

“Just rest here for a while, don’t worry, some things are only interesting if you take your time.”

…..

On the day of the basketball game,

Eight in the morning,

Canteen,

Today, the five main cadres are dispatched collectively and go out for breakfast early in the morning to prepare their physical fitness for the next basketball game.

Even if you want to go up and be abused, at least you have to lose wonderfully,

“I really convinced you, how can I eat tomato sauce so early in the morning,”

Yu Shaoxiong said angrily,

“What’s wrong with the tomato sauce? Did the tomato sauce offend you? I just like to eat tomato sauce!”

“Eat more, I think it will be interesting if you are beaten up by someone’s gym class and you spit out red tomato sauce when you are on the court.” Zhang Xiongjie picked up a big meat bun and stuffed it into his mouth Li, said vaguely.

“That’s right, we can still blackmail some money then,” Liu Xin joked,

“Tch, you can laugh at it, you don’t understand the deliciousness of tomato sauce.”

Bai Jia picked up a white steamed bun, squeezed out half a pack of tomato sauce on it, and ate it happily,

Tomato sauce with white steamed buns,

Lin Fan expressed that he could not accept it,

He ordered a bowl of white porridge with pineapple buns, ate it, and asked, “By the way, last time you said you were looking for some off-site assistance, how did it go?”

Zhang Xiongjie: “Forget it, Ah Xin and I thought about it later, it’s just a basketball game, so there’s no need to use this method,”

To lose or to lose,

No need for extravagance,

“What about you, Bai Zi?” Lin Fan asked again.

“I think so too,” Bai Jia said,

“The rest of the boys in our class are really ruthless. They don’t even come to help in the game. At that time, there will only be five of us on the field. We are weak, and we will lose just because of our momentum.” Liu Xin said.

Five tiger generals sit together,

Because the rest of the boys couldn’t get up so early, they said they would sleep for a while and wait until the game started.

Lin Fan really has nothing to say,

First, through a very unfair vote, it was decided to select five of them to participate in the basketball game,

until now,

Not only are there no substitutes, but they are not even willing to cheer,

How do you play this game?

“Wouldn’t it be better for the five of us to enjoy the cheers from all the girls?” Bai Jia thought for a while, and seemed happier.

“Shouting and cheering? You deserve it too?”

Just as the five tiger generals were chatting, a piercing voice sounded in their ears,

Wei Min came over with a group of students from the physical education class. It was a dark place. There must be at least thirty or so people. It is estimated that all the boys in the physical education class were there.

Moreover, the people in Wei Min’s class are all sports students, who have been training outside for a long time. They wear basketball uniforms, showing strong and bronzed skin, and bulging biceps…

It’s not a joke to go down with a small fist,

Just from the comparison of body shape, we can see the gap between the two majors.

Wei Min: “Are you still in the mood for breakfast?”

He still had bandages on his hands, both of his hands were entangled, and it was inconvenient to move, but in order to get revenge, he deliberately came out of the hospital in advance,

“Brother Wei, is the guy who beat you here?”

Gu Chao, the basketball player in the physical education class, was holding a basketball in his hand, and it hit Lin Fan and the others’ dining table with a bang.

The rebound of the basketball will be in Gu Chao’s hands,

But the porridge, soy milk, and steamed buns on the tableIt’s all spilled all over the place,

“What do you want to do!!”

Zhang Xiongjie stood up. He was the tallest in his class, but there were three or four people in the physical education class opposite him who were not inferior to him. All of a sudden, he lost the advantage of height. Coupled with the opponent’s size, he lost in terms of momentum when he stood up.

Lin Fan and the others also got up one after another, glaring at the guys from the physical education department,

But the guys in the sports department are totally worth it. With so many of them, are they afraid of the five guys on the opposite side?

Wei Min smiled and said, “That fat man is no longer here.”

“That coward dares to touch Brother Wei Min, and he will take out his anger on him in a while!”

“Fatty people can’t play, and there will be a few of you on the basketball court later.”

“Just these few colored pens, I guess they will leave halfway through hitting halfway.”

“Haha, that makes sense. Did you see that bamboo pole? I’m afraid I’ll knock him apart during the game later.”

“…”

Wang Peng didn’t know where to go, Wei Min and a group of team members in the department had no choice but to vent their anger on Lin Fan and others.

“Speak cleanly, I don’t know who will abuse who in a while.”

Bai Jia was not convinced,

He even wanted to take the tomato sauce in his hand and spray it on the faces of Wei Min and the others.

“If you can win, labor and capital will walk around the school on their knees!”

Wei Min laughed and said,

In order to find a way to get revenge on the dead fat man Wang Peng, he has already inquired about the situation in Wang Peng’s class.

And Wei Min didn’t want to overly publicize what happened in the movie theater, because looking back, he was indeed the one who provoked the other party at that time, and if he really wanted to pursue it, he must be fully responsible.

The only thing Wei Min didn’t expect was that a fat man would be so powerful in battle,

Now he is gnashing his teeth and wants to take revenge on Fatty Fatty, and even the students in Wang Peng’s class are not pleasing to the eye.

Wei Min looked at Lin Fan and the others, and said fiercely: “Go back and tell that fat man, don’t let me catch him when he’s on the order.”

“Don’t bother my friend, you rubbish weak chicken, just say what you want in front of me.”

Wang Peng’s voice came from behind the crowd,

Everyone turned their heads,

I saw Wang Peng holding a banner in his other hand that was still able to move, “I’m going to get the promotional banner for this competition, I wasted time, or do you really think I’m afraid of you?”

Wang Peng put down the banner on purpose, moved his intact arm, well versed in the essence of ridicule,

Two men fight,

The most embarrassing thing is not being surrounded by people,

But when I was surrounded by people, I hadn’t hit him yet.

What’s even more embarrassing is that he took the initiative to provoke, and he hasn’t fought yet.

The corner of Wei Min’s mouth twitched. He really wanted to point at the other person’s nose and yell at him, but now both of his hands were in plaster, “Ah Chao, let’s go.”

ate deflated,

Wei Min flung out a word and left, before leaving, he glanced fiercely at Lin Fan and the others,

“It’s not easy to mix on the court later.”

After the people from the Physical Education Department left, Lin Fan said,

Wang Peng blamed himself, “It’s all my fault. It was an ordinary basketball game, but because of my grievances with Wei Min, it turned into what it is now.”

Zhang Xiongjie: “You can’t say that, even though you are 50% responsible for Fatty, in my opinion, with Wei Min’s arrogant personality, even if there is no matter between you and Weimin, the basketball game will not be easy .”

“I thought you would say that it has nothing to do with me, so don’t worry, I didn’t expect 50% of the responsibility?”

Fatty was moved, but he gave Zhang Xiongjie a blank look,

At this time, shouldn’t you comfort your brother and tell him “it’s okay, let’s take care of it together if something happens”, this is a true buddy,

“You still want to throw the pot away?” Bai Jia said incredulously, “I tell you, fat man, if you hadn’t hit Wei Min so hard and sent Wei Min to the hospital, we wouldn’t have to worry about it on the basketball court.”

“That’s right, now that things are going on, do you think you can clear things up by saying a few words of self-blame? You haven’t missed a week’s midnight snack.” Liu Xin said.

“I rely on.”

Fatty can only say this sentence,

I was a little moved and blamed myself at first, but now I am only worried,

I hope these five heartless guys won’t be abused too badly when they are on the court, right?

“Master Fan, you are the only one who didn’t speak. Sure enough, you are the one who really understands me. Presumably you also know my difficulties. That Wei Min is so weak, but he wants to provoke me. Tell me, can I fight back?” .”

Fatty Wang Peng said,

In the audience, his good friend Lin Fan didn’t say anything to criticize him,

Sure enough, a real good brother is the one who will forgive you no matter what mistakes you make,

“Shut up, fat man.”

Lin Fan’s face was not very good-looking, and after saying something, he greeted the rest of his teammates, “It’s almost time for the game to start.”

“Let’s go.”

“Hey, let’s go to the stadium, let’s practice with games.”

The five went to the school’s basketball court together,

Fatty Wang Peng: “Hey, at least help me get the bannerAh, I went out of my way to find someone to customize it, and it will be specially used for refueling later. ”

Lin Fan: “Take it yourself,”

Wang Peng: “Is it okay to take care of the injured? Didn’t you see that I have a cast on one hand?”

Lin Fan: “Don’t you have another hand?”

Wang Peng: “…”

court,

The basketball game of Jiangnan University has always been very lively. It should be said that any game in the university is very lively.

many girls

lots of screaming,

Before the game started, the boys were already full of desire to perform when they practiced shooting on the training ground.

However, among the many participating teams,

Lin Fan and others are quite special. Since their first match was with the sports department and there were many people on the opposite side, they directly occupied the two blue frames of the entire basketball court.

“It’s kind of interesting to be a bunch of bullies. They made some tricks before the game started.” Bai Jia cursed,

Liu Xin: “Brothers, bear with it, it’s just a matter of tens of minutes.”

Zhang Xiongjie: “If the other side goes too far, it’s really not good, Ah Xin, you understand.”

Liu Xin and Zhang Xiongjie were warming up outside the court, and the two whispered to each other.

at the same time,

Yu Shaoxiong found Abai,

“Bai Zai, it seems that those guys in the gym class are going to make a tough move today. If they really go too far, remember…”

Shaoxiong spoke halfway,

Bai Jia patted his chest and said, “Don’t worry, I know what to do when the time comes.”

Four of the five Tigers on the field seemed to have a “Plan B” ready.

And Lin Fan found a place to sit down, looking like he was indifferent to the world,

He doesn’t want to draw attention,

But many people on the court have noticed this.

“Hey, isn’t that genius?”

“What genius?”

“It’s the math genius who was selected as one of the top ten alumni. I heard that the teacher has published his results.”

“Oh, it’s the boy with rich experience in love that was written in the school magazine? Where is it? I want to take a look.”

“The real person seems to be more handsome than the photo.”

“What does it mean to look like, it’s just a mess of being handsome, okay?”

“Could you go over and ask for a phone call after the game?”

“Aren’t you afraid of being cheated on your feelings? The article in the school magazine is very clear. I think a boy with such a handsome appearance must have no sense of security.”

“He is so handsome, I am willing to be played with by such a handsome guy.”

“Actually, you all over-interpreted that article. He is very honest in reality. Someone must be jealous of my brother Afan’s prosperous beauty, and deliberately asked the gunman to write an article to black him.”

“From what you mean, you know the handsome guy very well?”

“Of course, I, Lin Fan, are numbered one hundred and one in the support club of the whole school,”

“Is there a support club? Add me.”

“I also want.”

…..

“What the hell is the backup club?”

Lin Fan heard the girls whispering,

The more you listen, the more wrong it becomes.

Since that article came out, he has been pushed to the cusp, very distressed, living in various sights every day,

“Damn Abai.” Feeling depressed, Lin Fan couldn’t help cursing,

Not far away, Bai Jia sneezed,

Originally, the students of the physical education department thought that their class was not pleasing to the eye. Under the enthusiastic cheers of the girls onlookers, many sports boys angrily focused all their eyes on Lin Fan.

“That’s Lin Fan?” Wei Min was surrounded by all the stars in the class,

“Yes, I heard that he is still a good buddy of Wang Peng.” Gu Chao did some research, but in fact it is not a particularly confidential content. The main reason is that the interview in the school magazine is too famous, and it is clearly stated in the interview that the interview is done by Wang Peng. Accept, let friends take the place of ears for such an important interview, and everyone will be able to guess the relationship between Lin Fan and Wang Peng,

“I will focus on taking care of Lin Fan for a while, do you hear me?”

Wei Min sneered,

Everyone in the physical education class showed smiles. They could tell at a glance that Lin Fan and the others were laymen. They might not have even touched basketball. It couldn’t be easier to play tricks on the court.

The pre-match warm-up is coming to an end.

There are more and more people in the stadium,

There were several basketball courts in the stadium, and several games were held at the same time. Among them, the mathematics class of the physical education department had the largest number of onlookers. The rest of the students from the two classes came one after another, and many people came to watch the fun in Lin Fan’s name.

“There are so many people.”

Bai Jia was a little nervous.

“Isn’t it your lifelong dream to be surrounded by a bunch of girls?”

Lin Fan said,

“Onlookers? Why am I ashamed to be onlookers?” Bai Jia saw the game clearly, “Fan Ye, it’s your first time to go up to play, and when you receive the ball, pass it to me directly.”

“you?”

Lin Fan gave Bai Jia a puzzled look,

Everyone is a low-level player, so why should they pass the ball to you?

Bai Jia: “I did some special training, trust me.”

He swears,

Liu Xin shouted from the side, “Mao’s special training, didn’t you just play 2K for a day yesterday, this is called special training, in my opinion, the four of you can’t play anyway, you will get all the balls in a while Just pass it on to me.”

Passed to Liu Xin, Lin Fan said he had no objection,

He just went through the motions, Liu Xin was the only one in the class who could really play, and there were only two things they had to do later, serve and pass the ball to Liu Xin, and that was it.

But the problem is…

Lin Fan turned his eyes to the Department of Physical Education. He overheard the conversation in the opposite physical education class just now. It seems that the other party will definitely do something wrong in the match. Lin Fan reminded: “Everyone, take it easy, those guys will be tricked by their hands and feet.” It’s not clean, let’s pay attention, it doesn’t matter if we lose anyway.”

“Don’t worry, I never thought I could win.” Bai Jia said.

“The game has started, you guys come here.”

Fatty Wang Peng in the distance began to greet his teammates,

Although he doesn’t need to play, but as a spiritual leader, spiritual mentor, and ace coach, he is very active on the court at this time. On the other hand, her girlfriend Xiao Min also came over today.

So even if he can’t play, Fatty Wang Peng is determined to show his face on the court,

“A Peng!” Xiaomin waved her hand and shouted excitedly. She came here with her friend Lin Simo today. As for the other two friends, Zhao Qianwen and Qiu Dongdong, after what happened at the Manzhan, Zhao and Qiu were also embarrassed to follow. ,

Seeing Lin Simo who was greeting him there, Lin Fan also nodded towards him, as a greeting between ordinary friends.

Lin Fan pondered, fortunately, Li Xiang was doing research under Teacher Xiao recently, otherwise if he also came to the basketball court, the explanation would really make people think about it.

The referee came and stood between the two teams,

The referee, venue arrangement, and schedule arrangement of this competition are all outsourced to a professional sports company. This referee is not from the university, but a referee assigned by the company that contracted the event.

The referee with his head split upright had a whistle around his neck. He followed the captains of the two teams and said: “The game is about to start. This game is divided into four quarters, each ten minutes long, with a three-minute break in between. Each quarter has two teams. The second timeout is called, the number of substitutions is unlimited, and six offenders leave the field, is there any problem?”

Wang Peng: “No problem.”

Wei Min: “No problem.”

After all, it was not an overly serious game. The rules of the game were changed according to the appropriate circumstances. The referee looked at the leading captains on both sides. Both of them had casts on their hands, and they looked at each other fiercely.

He had to add a sentence, “Swearing is not allowed in the game, and hitting people is not allowed.”

Wei Min said indifferently: “”

Wang Peng: “Yes.”

While Wang Peng was talking, a screwdriver suddenly fell from his feet.

referee:”?”

Wei Min: “?”

The PE class frowned and looked at Wang Peng,

Even Lin Fan and Bai Jia all looked at Wang Peng,

This scene seems a bit familiar, but it just happened on the football field. Fatty, what did you learn from other movies? I still have a screwdriver on my body. Are you going to start a kung fu basketball performance next?

Lin Fan was puzzled at the side,

Of course, Wang Peng didn’t want to play kung fu basketball. He said with some embarrassment: “My bicycle broke down this morning. It must be reasonable to carry a screwdriver with me.”

referee:”?”

Wang Peng was momentarily at a loss for words,

“What tricks are you up to?” Lin Fan asked Wang Peng with his elbow.

“No tricks, my bicycle is really broken.” Wang Peng said innocently. He didn’t want to intimidate the other party in the movie, but the bicycle was really damaged by him hitting the wall because his hand was injured. I went out to get the banner this morning, and I had to ride the bike with one hand, and accidentally bumped the wheel and shifted it.

So I bought a screwdriver on the way to repair the bicycle after the basketball game. Who would have thought that it would fall out of the trouser pocket at this time,

Wei Min sneered and said, “Also bring a screwdriver, fat man, are you out of your mind?”

Gu Chao: “It must be full of fat to come up with this method of intimidation.”

The students in the other physical education classes also responded one after another,

“I see these math class guys are all brainless too,”

“If you can’t beat us for a while, don’t you want to stab someone with a screwdriver?”

“Haha, I wouldn’t even dare to give them ten guts.”

“These players are all crooked melons and jujubes, who are as thin as bamboo poles and have the nerve to come up to play basketball?”

“And that guy called a master tactician, he can’t even beat others, so he hit you.”

“Don’t go too far, don’t forget that there is a math genius and a scumbag master on the opposite side, who speaks like a bullshit, oops, I’m almost terrified, shouldn’t I hide my girlfriend so that people won’t be scammed away? .”

…..

While talking, the target of the physical education department on the other side shifted from Wang Peng to all of Lin Fan.

There are about fifteen players who can play on the opposite side, and Lin FanIn front of a team of only six people, the momentum alone overwhelmed Lin Fan and the others, and now it’s you talking to each other and starting to attack personally.

Listen, Lin Fan and the others were not happy anymore, and the rest of the boys and girls in the class who came to cheer were also not happy.

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