My brother is so cunning.
Chapter 271: A heavenly figure? Nothing special
"You're just a big boy with a head but no brains? Are you going to compare him with me and try to beat me?"
Wen Rui had a look of disdain on his face: "Kong has a lot of skills and top-notch treasures at his side, but his weakness is that he is afraid of insect bites. Being defeated by one of my subordinates, what kind of achievement is it to become a god?"
"Young man named Wen, why are you so arrogant? Do you still think this is the time when the Shang and Zhou armies faced each other five hundred years ago?"
There was a roar in the main hall, and a burly golden-armored god general came out of the crowd, pointed at Wen Rui and shouted: "Time has passed long ago. My father, the great emperor, sees you as a mortal, and you still don't know how to restrain your mouth." Talk nonsense!"
The roaring man is nine feet tall, with a face like mutton fat, tall and handsome, with ape-like arms and a wasp waist. He is a tiger general with a dignified appearance.
Wen Rui said with an embarrassed look on his face: "Oh, nephew Huang Xian is here too. I made a mistake."
"Who is your nephew?" Huang Tianhua said angrily: "You and I are both over five hundred years old, why are you a generation older than me?"
"Okay, okay, you kid has been stubborn since he was a child. I don't share the same understanding with you. We have different opinions. You can just call me 'Brother'."
The god general looked arrogant and raised his chin and said: "I am Duke Bingling, the god of the Three Mountains, whom the Jade Emperor conferred. Calling you by your surname is enough to give you face. You, a common man, should call me Lord!"
Wen Rui's eyes widened and he was about to start a fight, but Emperor Dongyue spoke first: "Tianhua, don't be rude! The Huang and Wen families have been friends for generations, and my family has received a lot of favors from the Wen family. If it weren't for How can a foolish king turn against him and become an enemy?"
"When I went to heaven and met you, Uncle Wen Shi, I only treated him like a brother. Why, are you treating Wen Rui like this? Do you want me to respectfully call you Uncle Wen Rui when I meet you next time?"
Huang Tianhua then tilted his head angrily and showed a disdainful expression towards Wen Rui: "My kid just can't stand his face. It was like this back then. Even though his martial arts skills are ordinary, he always overpowers me!"
Huang Feihu shook his head secretly, changed the subject calmly, and said: "Wen Rui, you have avoided coming to Mount Tai Tianmen for so many years, why did you come to visit us rashly today?"
As he spoke, his eyes moved to the timid Rakshasa girl hiding behind Wen Rui, and he said in a joking tone: "Is this a wedding invitation coming to your door, inviting me to attend your wedding ceremony?"
Wen Rui shook his head solemnly and said: "Brother Huang, you know me. Back then I swore, 'How can I take care of my family until the thieves are eliminated?' I have no such worldly desires at all."
"Jiang Xiangguo really didn't accuse you wrongly!" Huang Tianhua on the side couldn't help but interject: "Yang Jian and Nezha are also incompetent. They haven't eradicated the scourge you are for more than a hundred years."
Wen Rui was too lazy to talk to him, so he pulled the Rakshasa girl to his side and introduced her openly: "This is my business partner. I brought her here just to see the world. This girl looks young, but she is actually a year old. She's over a thousand years old, and from my side, Brother Huang, you have to call her sister, and Brother Huang, you have to call her aunt."
The Rakshasa girl hurriedly shook her head and said, "How dare you, a commoner girl, trust me? Your Majesty the Emperor and Duke Bingling just call me by my nickname Tiantian."
"As expected of you, Wen Rui. Back then, you were associated with the demon fairy who was born with fur, horns and eggs, and now you are colluding with the witch."
Huang Tianhua said contemptuously: "You are so brave, you dare to bring your beloved witch to my Dongyue Imperial Palace to show off. Why don't you take her to the Shenxiao Yuqing Mansion and see if your father's divine thunder can hit her!"
Wen Rui gave him a blank look and said, "Don't be racist. How dare you speak like this in front of Bodhisattva Pilampo? What's wrong with the Rakshasa Witch? If you open your eyes and see her merits and aura, you will know Although this girl comes from the demon clan in the earth realm, she has emerged from the mire without being stained. She has been cultivating demons for thousands of years without committing any evil deeds, which is extremely rare."
"I hear you are bragging! If you find a witch at random, you dare to compare with Bodhisattva Pilamva. Let me expose your trick."
Huang Tianhua obviously didn't believe it. He activated his magical power and raised his hand to touch his forehead: "Open the heavenly eye!"
The Bodhisattva Bodhisattva Wen Rui mentioned was the Rakshasa girl who achieved enlightenment and achieved the status of Bodhisattva. She was a hidden great power with profound magical power.
The god who opened his eyes looked intently, but before he could see clearly the aura of merit on the Rakshasa girl's body, he covered his eyes and screamed as if he had been hit by a flash bomb.
"My eyes, surnamed Wen, you kid cheated on me again!"
Ordinary mundane light cannot dazzle the eyes of gods at all, but the aura of merit seen after opening the heavenly eye can directly illuminate the soul.
Gods and Buddhas with profound virtues are not dare to be looked at by ordinary gods. This is not because they are deliberately showing respect, but because they are really struck by the strong light emitted by their merits.
Wen Rui slapped his forehead and said suddenly: "Oh, I almost forgot, I also have the aura of merit that blinds a dog's eyes. If I had known, I would have stood farther away and reminded you not to look at me."
After that, he pretended to walk aside and stood some distance away.
Obviously, he did it on purpose and used the light of merit to dazzle Huang Tianhua's dog eyes.
"Tianhua, you were unable to save your life in the first place because of your impatient personality. You have not made any progress after so many years."
Huang Feihu smiled bitterly and shook his head: "Since you were a child, you have been resentful that Wen Rui could beat you. Now that you see his meritorious aura that is more dazzling than mine, why should you be dissatisfied?"
"That doesn't make sense!"
Huang Tianhua rubbed his swollen and painful eyes and said in confusion: "He is obviously a disciple of the Jie Cult, a treacherous villain who helped the tyrants to persecute the emperor. He has killed countless righteous men of Zhou Dynasty. Why did God grant him such great merit?"
Wen Rui smiled meaningfully and said, "If you don't advance, you will retreat. What have you done in the past five hundred years? You have just been lying on your merits and doing nothing. Even if you want to do something earth-shattering, will the heavenly rules allow it?"
"The Western religion calls people like you 'celestial beings'. Although 'celestial beings' are blessed with great fortune, they can no longer make progress. Even if they live as long as the heavens, they will still fall into reincarnation after countless kalpas due to the five decays of celestial beings."
"To put it bluntly, can you, Lord Bingling, still get promoted? Not to mention you, even if your father, Emperor Dongyue, has outstanding performance, can he run for the throne of the Jade Emperor?"
"The Heavenly Court says 'there is a difference between immortals and mortals', and only asks you immortals to follow the will of heaven and not to go down to the mortal world privately to disturb the human world. You have to be mediocre and do nothing in this position until the world is destroyed."
Pointing at his nose, Wen Rui said proudly: "I am different. I escaped the Conferred God Ceremony and caused trouble in the mortal world, but I did not bring disaster to the world. Although I am a mortal, I have infinite possibilities."
"Otherwise, why do you think so many people with profound Taoism resisted the Conferred God Ceremony and were unwilling to submit?"
"Compared with infinite possibilities, what's so great about a mere position of a duke or even an emperor?"
As he said this, he pointed at the bewildered Rakshasa woman beside him: "Believe it or not, this little witch with low merits and not too bad karma is far inferior to you now, but her achievements in the future will definitely be higher than yours."
"Because she can continue to advance with my help, and you have locked the experience bar."
The Emperor of Dongyue was silent, while Huang Tianhua was dumbfounded, looking quite shocked.
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