My brother is so cunning.

Wen Rui stopped talking, poked the two gods in the heart a little, and then changed the topic: "It's too far away. I'm just here to reminisce about old friendships and meet old friends."

Emperor Dongyue nodded slightly, and without returning to the throne, he led Wen Rui and Rakshasa to the back hall, and Huang Tianhua followed.

A banquet had already been set up in the side hall of the back hall, and Wen Rui was received solemnly in the style of a family banquet.

Banquets in the Western Zhou Dynasty were divided into separate meals. There were several tables with food placed in front of each person. Huang Feihu sat at the top, Wen Rui and Rakshasa sat at the bottom, and Huang Tianhua was opposite Wen Rui to accompany him.

The Rakshasa girl had lived for so long, but she never thought that she would become the guest of Emperor Dongyue.

You must know that Emperor Dongyue sits in Mount Tai, and one of his responsibilities is to defend against ghosts and demons in the earth.

She was a little excited, but also very nervous and reserved. She sat stiffly on her knees, trying her best to look like a lady.

"Over the years, I have gathered the remnants of the Yin and Shang dynasties and led the people of my homeland to make a living in the Great Zhou Dynasty. I relied on Uncle Bigan and Uncle Gongming to take care of me, and I lived a pretty good life."

During the dinner, the atmosphere gradually became harmonious, and Wen Rui half-truthfully talked to Huang Feihu about his experiences after the Great Tribulation of the Gods.

Huang Feihu said: "You are still unwilling."

"Brother Huang, the survivors of the Yin Shang Dynasty have been deprived of everything and demoted to savages. If I don't stand up and lead you to do something, we won't be able to live with dignity."

Wen Rui said seriously: "Even if Emperor Xin has committed a serious crime, how can the common people of the great merchants deserve it? I am not unwilling, I just can't bear it."

"Brother Huang, how do you feel about being the emperor for these five hundred years? Is it fun?"

Huang Feihu said calmly and calmly: "I am ordered by heaven to protect yin and yang and bless the common people. I just do my best."

Wen Rui turned to Huang Tianhua and smiled: "Brother Xian, what about you, what have you been busy with these years?"

Huang Tianhua said angrily: "Assist my father and fulfill your duties, it's not like you are just messing around!"

"Aren't you sincere?" Wen Rui said with a bad smile: "I have watched you grow up since you were a child, and I know that you have a restless temper. You have not been out of Mount Tai a few times in the past five hundred years. Do you have to hold it in? broken?"

"I don't feel depressed!"

Huang Tianhua immediately retorted loudly, then raised the wine baron and drank it all in one gulp.

"My dear brother, it's been five hundred years, and you're still a grown man. Have you ever gotten married?"

Huang Tianhua remained silent.

Wen Rui pretended to be surprised and said, "Isn't it right? You have become a public servant, so you still need to abide by the heavenly rules not to tamper with human hearts?"

He turned his head again and said to Huang Feihu: "Brother, this is your fault. The union of male and female is the righteous way of yin and yang. Tianhua is a big boss, so why not ask Yue Lao to help him connect with a certain fairy? "

"Stop pretending to be a good person!"

Before Huang Feihu could speak, Huang Tianhua said angrily: "Didn't you just say that you were not married yet, but instead you are laughing at me here?"

"I'm different from you. I just adhere to the principle of not getting married. I'm always surrounded by witches, witches and little dragon girls."

Wen Rui said coquettishly: "But who are you surrounded by? A bunch of great men and powerful men have gathered together to guard Mount Tai for five hundred years. If you continue like this, even straight men will have to suffer." ”

Huang Tianhua naturally didn't understand the meaning of "straight" and "curved", but he also knew that it was not a good word. Looking at Wen Rui's evil face, he was so angry that his teeth itched with hatred.

"Brother Huang, you and Tianhua are both mortals who have become gods. Compared with those monks who became immortals early, it is not so easy to adapt to the loneliness of immortality."

Wen Rui changed the topic again: "Not to mention the soldiers of the Huang family who ascended with you and became immortal soldiers and generals. For them, I don't know whether it is a good thing or a bad thing."

Huang Feihu was still silent, and Huang Tianhua said, "What do you mean by this?"

Wen Rui smiled and waved his hands and said, "It's nothing. I'm just trying to judge the belly of the gods with a mortal's heart and just asking out of curiosity."

"The rules of heaven prohibit this and that, but it doesn't mean that heaven and humans really have no desires or desires. Otherwise, there wouldn't be so many gods thinking about the lower world."

Wen Rui continued: "I am not empty-handed when I come this time. I have brought some souvenirs. I can relieve the boredom of the heavenly soldiers guarding the mountain without violating the rules of heaven."

As he spoke, he took something out of his bag and took out a large wooden box.

Inside the wooden box was a neatly stacked pirated handheld console and the game cartridges that came with the handheld console.

"It's easy to break if it's too strong, and it will break if it is stretched too tight. It's pitiful for those Huang Jiajun who were originally mortals to fly up with you and your son, but they are trapped in Mount Tai like prisoners for eternity. If we don't find some relief, a group of men will stay in this place." If we stay together for too long, there will really be problems.”

Wen Rui didn't care whether these two people understood or not, he said with genuine words: "Playing games will never violate the rules of heaven, but don't force the soldiers to start playing with themselves, otherwise it will bring shame to the Huang family. It’s over.”

"What do you mean by this?" Huang Tianhua asked, his face as dark as water.

"If you understand, that's what you understand."

Wen Rui continued to be arrogant: "Don't believe it. If you hold it in for too long, the marshal of the Tianhe navy will be so mad and lustful that he will even dare to stretch his hand against Chang'e, let alone a mere soldier."

"Anyway, I delivered the gift. It doesn't matter whether you accept it or not. This reminder is also a good intention to nip it in the bud."

After putting down the box, Wen Rui stopped making insinuating remarks and only held a wine glass to drink with Huang Tianhua and toasted to Huang Feihu. During the dinner, he only talked about family affairs and past events, as if he were visiting relatives and friends.

…

A feast will finally come to an end.

After saying goodbye to the Huang family and his son, Wen Rui led the Rakshasa girl out of the gate of Mount Tai.

The two of them walked far away, and the Rakshasa girl couldn't bear her curiosity anymore and asked quietly: "Mr. Wen, did you forget to mention to His Majesty the Emperor about accommodating us to pass through the gate of hell before going to the underworld?"

Wen Rui stopped, looked at her like an idiot, and said, "You really don't understand anything. Did you say that openly? If I said it in person, Emperor Dongyue would definitely not agree. Not only did he not agree, he would drive me down the mountain.”

"Eh?" the Rakshasa girl said in shock: "Then why are we coming to Mount Tai? Just because you want to visit friends and show me your rich background?"

"In your eyes, am I so superficial?" Wen Rui said angrily: "The last time you passed through the gate of hell, you were smuggled in. Do you still remember the smuggling route?"

The Rakshasa girl said blankly: "I still remember it, but the successful smuggling that time was also due to luck. What if I was caught by the heavenly soldiers guarding the gate?"

"Are you stupid?" Wen Rui rolled his eyes at her again: "We locked the door and entered. In full view of a group of Taishan heavenly soldiers and generals, Emperor Dongyue and the prince personally greeted us and set up a family banquet for them. We had a great time talking.”

"After this incident, no one among the officers and soldiers guarding Mount Tai knew that we were the emperor's guests, but they didn't know what we talked about in the back hall."

"I also gave gifts. If these gifts are distributed to soldiers as welfare, the soldiers will even guess what unspeakable deal we have reached with the emperor."

"After this operation, we could not say we were smuggling across the border, but we just walked through the main gate of Guimen Pass in a swaggering manner. Not only did the guards not stop us, they even saluted us!"

"What if the secret is exposed? What if Emperor Dongyue notices it?"

The Rakshasa girl was almost stunned by Wen Rui. She finally cleared her mind and said calmly.

"Don't I have a backup plan? Qian Mimi has instilled some bad thoughts into Xiaodi Huang."

Wen Ruiyin said with a smile: "Things like thoughts, once they open their mouths and ferocious beasts pour in, they can't be contained. I don't have the ability to drag Emperor Dongyue into the water. Corrupting his big body is difficult. Not high.”

"You humans are so insidious!"

The Rakshasa girl was like a little saint at this moment. She looked at Wen Rui as if she were looking at the devil: "Who did you learn these dirty tricks from?"