My brother is so cunning.

It is said that a wise man will make mistakes even if he makes a thousand plans.

Wen Rui's plan was very good, but he overlooked a key premise for imposing the "water drop punishment".

That is, the person being punished must be tied up tightly, so that the fear can be maximized.

If he is not tied up, he will run away with his long legs.

Although Nezha's flying skills are not good enough, he will not stand there waiting to be whipped. He covered his buttocks and climbed to the sky with the cloud climbing skills.

The cloud climbing skills sound very low, but the flying speed can easily exceed several times the speed of sound. It takes a lot of time to fly to Lishan at this speed.

It rushed straight up to the sky and escaped back to Nantianmen in a short time.

Anyway, it didn't like Li Tianwang very much. Now the clay Buddha couldn't save itself when crossing the river, so it simply made a strategic transfer, just like the monkey a thousand years later, and returned to the heaven to ask for help when encountering a strong enemy.

Wen Rui chased it for a while, and saw it flying higher and higher. He knew the truth that he should not chase the desperate enemy, so he had to watch it escape.

…

At the gate of Jinling Xianzong, a thunderbolt sounded in the air, and the space cracked into a hexagonal gap, and Wen Rui returned by leaping.

Slowly descending from the clouds, looking at the field again, Li Tianwang had already thrown away his armor, his hair was disheveled, there were more than a dozen bloody spots on his face, and the beard on his chin was pulled out like weeds.

His arms were held up by two fairies, and he was forced to kneel on the ground. The other fairies lined up to slap him, and a few more fierce fairies were so angry that they raised their long legs and kicked him in the face.

After all, don't offend women if you want to offend anyone.

Lishan Laomu stood in front of him with a smile, happily accepting his kneeling, squinting her eyes and looking calm like an ordinary mortal old woman who came out to bask in the sun.

Obviously, if this great god doesn't call a halt, the fairies can vent their resentment to their heart's content, and as long as they can't kill him, they will beat him to death.

Li Jing, who had a golden body of merit, was naturally not so easy to be beaten to death. Although the fairies were quite ruthless and Li Jing was stunned, his life was not in danger.

After Wen Rui landed, he began to persuade: "Guest, it's enough, keep fighting..."

The fairies stopped at this point. They had already seen that Wen Rui was not ordinary. The Holy Mother of Mount Li was called by him.

"You have to pay."

Wen Rui smiled and stretched out his hand and said: "One hundred fairy jades for one minute. This is a rare opportunity. The number of places is limited. First come, first served."

The fairies were amused by his words and laughed softly.

"Puff..."

Fairy Yuqiao couldn't help laughing.

The fairies knew that Wen Rui was joking, but they also heard the hidden meaning in his words, which was to persuade everyone to stop.

The two fairies who were holding Li Jing's arms let go of their hands, and the fairies retreated behind the Mother of Mount Li, leaving the stunned Li Jing to Wen Rui.

Wen Rui walked forward, squatted down and approached Li Jing who was kneeling, patted his bloody cheek, and said: "How is it, are you awake now?"

Li Jing shook his head, raised his head woodenly, and said: "Where is my son?"

"He's gone. Calculating the time, he should have returned to heaven now."

Wen Rui lied casually: "The bad things you did back then, the father-son relationship has long been in name only. You can't suppress it without the pagoda, so of course it left you alone without hesitation."

"You...you are talking nonsense!" Li Jing was shocked and said in a trembling voice: "We have obviously resolved the misunderstanding and recognized each other again."

"Really? I don't believe it." Wen Rui put on a poker face and said coldly: "Then why didn't it come back to save you? You also know Nezha's ability. I can move it away, but I can't hurt it."

Pointing at his nose, Wen Rui continued to lie: "I have rushed back, it is stepping on the acquired fairy treasure wind fire wheel, how can it Haven't come back yet?"

"You must have used some tricks..."

"Don't lie to yourself. It's said that a broken mirror is hard to mend. Is it so easy to repair the cracked family relationship?"

Wen Rui sneered and stabbed his heart: "Even if it is barely repaired, can it be as flawless as before it was broken? Believe it or not, if you go back and ask Nezha, it may just make up an outrageous lie to you, saying that the wind and fire wheels are broken, or it can't beat me, so it has to run back to ask for help. "

"The wind and fire wheels are the top fairy treasures refined by Taiyi Zhenren. Can they be broken?"

"It is also a lotus holy body that is almost immortal. Can it beat me?"

Wen Rui narrowed his eyes, holding back his evil, and seriously helped Li Jing analyze: "But they are just excuses. In fact, as soon as I took it out of the Lishan territory, it flew into the sky without looking back, like a bird that broke out of the cage and ran towards freedom..."

The beating of the fairies was not as great as the critical hit caused by Wen Rui's words to Li Jing.

Li Tianwang really lost everything, and put on a miserable expression of heartbreak.

"Little Li, I told you back then that you are a rigid person with old-fashioned ways, and you are not suitable for officialdom."

Wen Rui shook his head and said, "You are not a good person, you can't even maintain your family, you caused the people to be displaced when you were an official, and you became a rebel when you were a general. Now you are a god by sheer luck, and your relationship with your colleagues in heaven is not very good, so you are also a failure as a god."

As if to prove it, Wen Rui pointed to the female fairies hiding behind the Mother of Lishan: "Ordinary employees can't stand your so-called impartiality, but in fact you flatter the superiors and bully the subordinates. Your colleagues and superiors use you as a tool, and don't tell you how deep the Lishan water is."

Li Jing's mouth trembled slightly, Wen Rui's words really hit home. Thinking carefully about the situation in the Jinluan Palace that day, he also felt that he had been tricked by his colleagues, so he quit to become a spearman, but he hit the iron plate.

It was Taibai Jinxing who suggested summoning Wen Rui Dengtian to accept the appointment, but he refused to act as an angel in every possible way.

The Jade Emperor was also worried about the immortal officials of Lei Bu and Dou Bu who had an old relationship with Wen Rui. He was afraid that they would engage in favoritism and neglect their duties and report information to Wen Rui.

This ghost job fell to King Li Tian.

After receiving this errand, no one reminded Li Jingdi that Lishan's mother was ridiculously high-minded and extremely protective of her shortcomings.

Li Jing was actually aggrieved. There were many factions in the Heavenly Court, and the immortal officials with a religious background had always been at odds with the immortal officials with a religious background.

Immortal officials who both came from a religious background and were famous on the list of gods generally looked down upon those who were later promoted or personally conferred by the Jade Emperor.

Not only that, there are also conflicts between civilian officials and military attachés.

Taibai Jinxing is cunning and scheming. He only wants to come up with bad ideas and is unwilling to wade into troubled waters. However, he has pushed the best scapegoat in his mind to the front.

In order to prevent Li Jing from shirking again after knowing the truth, Taibai Jinxing, a member of the same faction, did not clarify his interests with Li Jing.

Li Jing, who was ignorant and ignorant, took advantage of the exquisite pagoda in his hand to suppress all directions, and rushed over majesticly, thinking that soft ones were not enough to be hard ones.

If Wen Rui obediently follows him to heaven, he will be fine. If he dares to disobey, he will be directly suppressed by the pagoda and taken back for questioning.

As a result, it ended up like this.

Li Jing's name was written down in the notebook. Wen Rui continued to add insult to injury, beat the drowned dog hard, and made one set of heart-wrenching remarks after another:

"Forcing your son to kill himself in order to evade responsibility is unkind!"

"Abandoning the country and the king, rebelling against Yin and joining the Zhou dynasty, this is disloyalty!"

"It is unjust to kill your colleagues and superiors who were kind to you in the past."

"The whole family either worships gods or worships Buddha, causing the Li family to die. This is unfilial!"

"You are such an unfaithful, unfilial, and unkind person. You will fail as a human being, let alone a god!"

Wen Rui pinched Li Jing's chin, forcing him to look at Wen Rui, and said with infinite disdain: "Where did you get the confidence from? You dare to show off your face to me, the number one Zhongliang, who is full of official talk? ?”

"Next time you see me, even if you kneel late, it will be an insult to my noble personality and merit!"

After saying this, Wen Rui rounded his arms and slapped Li Jing hard on the face, knocking him to the ground.

"I'll give you another slap in the face so that you can wake up completely and understand your situation."

Wen Rui spat, raised his eyebrows at Li Jing who was covering his face, and said, "Now, tell me in human terms, who ordered you to come to me, and what conspiracy is hidden behind you?"

"I don't know, but you don't have to leave. I happen to be short of male employees here, so I'll just open a new project in the club called the Stress Relief Room. You can work as a punching bag and make money for me!"

After saying these cruel words, Wen Rui looked Li Jing up and down, his cold eyes seemed to be picking goods, and while looking at him, he said sadly: "Looking at your miserable face, you are quite popular among the fairies, are you willing to spend it?" There will definitely be many fairies who are willing to pay for you and have intense physical contact with you. Maybe you will become a popular star in heaven and earth. "

Li Jing's face turned pale when he heard this. He was really frightened. He couldn't imagine how he would live in the future if Wen Rui forcibly detained him.

This business trip was fine when I arrived, but I can’t go back!