My brother is so cunning.

Li Jing, the pagoda king, is usually a very majestic god. He holds the pagoda and takes square steps, showing full official majesty.

Although the foundation of his mortal body and meritorious deeds is not stable, the exquisite pagoda in his hand is the confidence to stand up.

In fact, many times there is no need to use the pagoda, just close the door and leave Nezha alone, and he can be invincible, beat all the monsters and ghosts to cry for father and mother, and frighten hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals.

What's more, he also has a pair of great sons, Jin Zha and Muzha, who have a bright future as teachers in the West.

Even for the sake of his three good sons, the gods in heaven should respect him a little more.

Now that the pagoda is lost and Nezha has run away, Jin Zha and Muzha can't quench their thirst with water far away. It's like he had his underwear taken off in public, and he only feels extremely weak, pitiful and helpless.

He knows best what kind of character Wen Rui is. This man is not accustomed to anyone. In a sense, he is more arrogant and unscrupulous than the Demon King.

The demon king may also be worried that murdering an important minister in heaven will lead to a hundred or a thousand times more attacks.

Wen Rui, relying on his backing, was not afraid of offending the Heavenly Court and the Western Church at all, and punished Li Jing to death. The consequences would probably be three drinks as a fine.

At most, let him apologize and apologize to Li Jing in person, and then pull it off.

Li Jing might have been a little unconscious when he first arrived in Lishan, but now that he was beaten up by the fairies and given a slap in the face by Wen Rui, his eyes suddenly became clear.

He knew that if he continued to show off to Wenrui, Wenrui would definitely keep his word and keep him in heaven and on earth, serving as a toy for the fairies to relieve their stress.

He could bear the beatings he received every day, but he was afraid that he would lose his reputation later in life.

Imagine that in the future there will be this kind of dialogue between the fairies in heaven:

"Sister, I heard that you played the King Project in the club. Was it fun?"

"It was so much fun. It was very hard at first, and then became softer and softer. I even cried after the beating. It felt so good. Sister, you must try it next time..."

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Even if a big boss from heaven comes forward to make peace in the future, Lishan Mother and Wen Rui finally let him go.

I am afraid that this dark history will not be passed down forever as a classic, and he will never be able to gain a foothold in heaven. I am afraid that all his sons will have to quietly distance themselves from him and draw a clear line with him, so as not to be exposed to sluts.

What a loss!

After thinking about the stakes, Li Tianwang, with his clear eyes, said cooperatively: "Brother, that's what happened... In short, Taibai Jinxing slandered the Jade Emperor at the court meeting, saying that your merits are too high, and If your achievements continue to grow, you will inevitably be unable to be granted a title in the future. You need to be summoned in advance to ascend to heaven and receive a title. You will be given a noble and idle position to keep you in captivity, so that you will not stay in the mortal world and continue to make merit. "

Wen Rui nodded and said: "He who knows the current affairs is a hero. Even if you have found your way back, I, the elder brother, will not care about the previous offense."

Li Jing quickly thanked him and said, "Thank you, big brother. I am also fooled by lard, and I will not dare to neglect you in the future."

This arrogant and respectful face made all the fairies dumbfounded. They couldn't believe that King Li Dayan, who always pointed his nose at people in heaven, also had such a humble side.

"As expected, what is supposed to come will always come." Wen Rui sighed and asked, "What official position does the Jade Emperor plan to give me?"

Li Jing quickly replied: "His Majesty the Jade Emperor intends to name you the 'Great Sage Jie Tian'. This is the suggestion of Shunfeng Ertianguan. He said that you have such a self-proclaimed title in the mortal world. I think you should like it very much." ”

"Damn it!" Wen Rui's face turned dark and he gritted his teeth and said, "Are you treating me like a monkey? You not only insulted my personality, but also insulted my IQ! When this bad idea was proposed, no one in the Lingxiao Palace stood up to remind it. Jade Emperor, is it impossible to deal with me with such a nonsense title? "

Isn't this the same trick that Taibai Jinxing used to fool monkeys later?

The "Great Sage Jie Tian" is the same as the "Great Sage Qitian". Apart from a title, they have no power at all, and they are not even as good as Bima Wen.

Bi Mawen at least had an official office and staff.

The Monkey King is a pet monkey kept in a peach garden.

Keeping monkeys in peach orchards is obviously a temptation to make mistakes and then find an excuse to settle the score later.

Feng Wenrui, the great sage Jie Tian, ​​might also be planning to give him an errand that would easily break the rules of heaven, such as checking the fairy's body every day.

When he took advantage of his position and did some shameful things, his merits were damaged and he still had something for others to manipulate.

It's obviously a big pit waiting for Wen Rui to jump.

Li Jing sighed and said solemnly: "I just know now that the people standing in the Lingxiao Palace are all human spirits, oh no, divine spirits! The immortal official who knows you well said nothing and did not participate at all. I don't know. The truth is, the immortal officials who were later conferred as gods all agreed, and some fools even stood up to oppose it, saying that the title 'Great Sage Jietian' was too arrogant and suggested that it be changed to 'Great Sage Shuntian'!"

"You have been a king for hundreds of years. You think you can control me with a broken tower?"

Wen Rui glanced at him with a sneer: "It's clear that it's a life-threatening job, but you dare to take it?"

"Yes, yes, I was confused for a moment and forgot about your fierce... ahem, reputation."

Wen Rui narrowed his eyes and said: "Go back and tell the Jade Emperor that only monkeys like the title of Great Sage. If you send someone to summon me again, if you still use such a false title to tease me, it will appear that the Jade Emperor has no courage, and the appearance of the heaven is No wise man."

"Okay, okay, when I return to heaven, I will report you immediately!"

Li Jing heard Wen Rui's intention to let him go, and couldn't help but rub his hands happily and said with a smile: "Brother, since you let me die, then my broken tower, is it..."

Wen Rui didn't express his position, only looked at Lishan's mother.

Lishan's old mother snorted coldly: "I heard from the children that you, a junior, have won this tower to show off your power in heaven and bully the weak. I will teach you a lesson. I will keep this tower for you for a hundred years. I will come back to you in a hundred years." Return it to Doumu Yuanjun, and you can go to Doumu Hall of Daluo Palace in Zhongtian Dou Mansion to get it."

"This...isn't appropriate."

Li Jing looked embarrassed and couldn't bear it. It was hard to imagine how he could hang out in heaven without the pagoda for a hundred years.

"Be wise, you idiot!" Wen Rui scolded from the side: "If you dare to disobey the Holy Mother again, be careful she gets angry and smashes your broken tower on the spot, and you will be completely cut off!"

"No, no, no! Brother, leave now."

Li Jing waved his hands repeatedly and said as he retreated, he bowed to Our Lady of Mount Li: "Thank you for your forgiveness, my Majesty. I behaved shamelessly and offended your holy face. I deeply regret it. I will definitely spend the next hundred years thinking about my mistakes. Change your ways.”

After saying that, he staggered up into the clouds, galloped towards the sky, rushed into the clouds, and fled straight to the Nantian Gate.

"Holy Mother, you still love your children and grandchildren." Wen Rui approached Our Lady of Lishan and said, "If you hadn't shown up in time today, this disciple would have suffered a big loss."

Her thighs were so strong that Wen Rui couldn't do anything. He hugged her when she needed to and licked when she needed to.

Mother Lishan glared at him, stared at Wen Rui for ten years, and said with a straight face: "Xiao Rui'er, stop coaxing me, you think I don't know, your attitude towards women is worse than that junior Duan Rui. , not much better.”

Wen Rui looked embarrassed: "No, please listen to me and explain. Disciples treat men and women equally, without any discrimination. This is true feminism, which is the same as that of Junior Tuota." the difference!"