My Girlfriend is More Than Beautiful

"Then why didn't you say that I learned from Fahai?

In addition to studying art, Bai Suzhen was taken into Leifeng Pagoda by the way. "

Li Ziqian glanced at her and said,

"Hey, are you still so good?

Did you stop by the Tongfu Inn to start a fight, met a woman named Shopkeeper Tong, and then learned to be overwhelming with the help of a handyman? "

It was like starting some strange competition, with a strange desire to win, Li Ziqian also learned from Mo Nanbei and started to play crazy in the whole sentence.

That's it?

He will be fine too!

At this time, Mo Nanbei also seemed to have received some kind of signal from a different world. She understood what Li Ziqian meant, and she also knew what he was suddenly 'cooperating' with her to speak for.

Also out of a strange desire to win, Mo Nanbei gave up talking, so she made a pose and said to Li Ziqian,

"You know too much, it seems I have to kill you tonight!"

After speaking, Mo Nanbei narrowed his eyes, took the bone he had just gnawed in a gun-wielding posture, and aimed at Li Ziqian,

"Speak out and scare you to death. I'm a professional killer named Leon."

"Have you accepted the ending that you are about to be killed?"

Li Ziqian: ?

What a stinky idiot!

The spit in his heart returned to his spit. On the face, Li Ziqian and Mo Nanbei were also very happy to play. He was very cooperative and immediately made a gesture of surrender.

"Leon, I'm your companion, the Chinese don't kill the Chinese."

"The Chinese don't lie to the Chinese either."

Speaking of this, he has a lot of bad memories for a while.

However, seeing this, Mo Nanbei still did not put down the bones in her hands, she suddenly raised a question that had nothing to do with the above,

"Excuse me, is life always so painful? Or is it only when I was a child? What is the answer to this sentence?"

"Al; like this."

joke! He has watched this drama more than a dozen times, and he recites this line like a fluent!

Compare the reserves of three-dimensional works with him? !

joke!

Cricket Mo Nanbei!

After seeing Li Ziqian's "correct answer", Mo Nanbei put down his bones and said, "Very good, the answer is correct!"

She took another bite of the rock candy strawberry in her hand,

"If Leon wasn't the killer, maybe he and Matilda could live happily together."

"If Leon hadn't been a killer, he wouldn't have met Matilda, so they could all live well."

The same is true.

Mo Nanbei said,

"Matilda said she could feel the love, it was warm in her stomach, where she always felt a knot."

She paused, then said, "Since I met you, my stomach pain has healed."

Hearing this, Li Ziqian's heartbeat seemed to miss a beat.

He was stunned.

This wave of straight **** from Mo Nanbei made him somewhat defenseless.

And... when she speaks seriously, there is an inexplicable attraction.

"Toloveortodie."

He said this subconsciously.

Hearing Li Ziqian's response, Mo Nanbei suddenly laughed, she said,

"The love between them makes me envious, but now, I don't need it anymore."

Just when Li Ziqian was moved by it, feeling that Mo Nanbei was enlightened, and responded with a sensational remark such as 'I love you', she saw Mo Nanbei suddenly changed a strange stance and shouted at him. shouted,

"Because you are my Dior!"

Li Ziqian: …

If there is no expectation, you will never be disappointed.

He really learned a lot of youthful despair from Mo Nanbei.

But Dior? What kind of hot anime is this...JOJO?

Thinking of this, Li Ziqian raised his eyebrows and asked Mo Nanbei,

"JOJO? Is that the man with the purple lips painted without the zipper of his pants?"

"What do you know, that's called fashion!"

"Would it be fashionable to be caught as a pervert when walking on the street?"

He blocked it back mercilessly. When he was about to say something, he suddenly saw Mo Nanbei's murderous eyes. He swallowed those words at once, and hurriedly said to himself.

"I'm going to buy you egg waffles."

After all, he slipped away without looking back.

Mo Nan snorted, his eyes locked on a certain jewelry store.

Li Ziqian stood in front of the stall, hesitated for a few seconds, and said,

"Boss, come with chocolate and taro flavors."

"OK, just a second!"

He took a few deep breaths, and finally calmed down his brain. Fortunately, he ran fast, otherwise he would be hammered again.

While he was waiting, his shoulder was suddenly poked.

Li Ziqian turned around, and saw that the girl had tied her loose hair into two **** braided with braids. There were some broken hair on both sides of her face, and there was an emerald necklace around her neck.

She lifted her skirt ladylike, "Colonel."

Mo Nanbei raised her head with a perfect smile on the corner of her mouth. Seeing that Li Ziqian didn't respond, she turned around a few times.

"How? How? Like Violet?"

I have to admit that he did see the shadow of the automatic memo puppet from her body just now.

Although he hadn't watched the anime, but listening to Mo Nanbei nagging in front of him every day and sending him pictures, he was somewhat impressed by this character.

Heaven and earth conscience, the only thing he has seen that is not a movie or TV series, and is related to love is Mo Nanbei's.

Realizing that it seemed that he had been in a daze and complaining for too long, Li Ziqian coughed a few times. Looking at Mo Nanbei's proud expression, he rolled his eyes and said,

"It's just a little bit. Where did you get your red ribbon and necklace? There shouldn't be a figure shop here, right?"

"I saw it by chance in a jewelry store. Although the quality may not be that good, it's barely enough."

Mo Nanbei stroked his broken hair.

"Boy, two egg waffles are ready! Taro on the left and chocolate on the right."

Li Ziqian took the food from the boss and handed the taro flavor to the girl.

She took a light bite, revealing a kitten version of contented expression, "Delicious!"

Sure enough, watching the two fools eat is happiness.

After Mo Nanbei finished eating, the cute little expression was really very healing.

It's like brushing rabbits to graze at station B.

Thinking about it, Li Ziqian also took a sip of his own chocolate flavor, and the rich aroma spread in his mouth at once. He nodded subconsciously, which was also regarded as affirming Mo Nanbei's previous 'delicious' emotion.

The two walked energetically from the street to the end of the street, and their stomachs were already too strong.

Finally, they returned to the community with their slightly protruding stomachs.

Mo Nanbei touched his stomach and said,

"I haven't eaten so full in a long time."

She seemed to have thought of something, and her expression changed, like a deep boudoir resentful woman,

"Heartless man! I'm already pregnant with your child, are you still not satisfied? You actually want to abandon our mothers!"

Li Ziqian: …

What is this expansion?

What to do?

How to pick up?

I tried my best to recall the sound of the TV series played by my mother in the middle of the night. Li Ziqian worked hard to enter the role.

"I want to be the prince of the emperor, a village woman like you with no identity background,

If you marry you, what do you want the people in the capital to think of me!

The child can be given to me, and I will bring him to grow up safely. As for you, forget it. "

Mo Nanbei blinked his eyes, wiped away his non-existent tears, and said,

"Even if I'm not the right wife, you have to give me a side room, right? After all, people have followed you for so many years, is your heart made of iron?"

…

Keep thinking!

If you can't think of it, just make it up!

"Let me tell you the truth. I already have a wife and concubine in my family. I love you, but for the sake of my future, would you please leave temporarily? When I succeed in that position, I promise to pick you up."

Li Ziqian said with affectionate eyes.

Mo Nanbei:…

Why is this person still taking it? ? ?

Grass.

She was wrong.

She shouldn't be skinny.

She really couldn't take it.

But the strange desire to win made her continue to say this.

So Mo Nanbei immediately changed his face and said sternly,

"Scumbag! You can't drive me away! To put it nicely, when you sit in that position, you must not even remember me, right?

I don't care, you must give me a name today, otherwise, otherwise..."

She looked around, pointed to the stone pillar and said,

"Otherwise, I'll crash and die here today, leaving you with two lives!"

"Mom, what are big sisters and big brothers doing?"

The woman took her child's hand and walked quickly past them,

"You must never become an adult like a big brother in the future. It's really unbelievable. Young people nowadays have so many tricks."

Looking at the backs of them leaving, Mo Nanbei slipped away when Li Ziqian moved.

"You **** cleared me up!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Don't run if you have the ability!"

"It's a **** who doesn't move! Do you think I'm a fool? A little bit!"

One runs desperately in front, the other desperately chases behind.

In the end, Mo Nanbei was panting heavily, holding onto the door of his house, and said,

"An, it's safe, huh... You can't chase me anymore, I apologize to you, hahahaha! I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

Li Ziqian leaned against the wall with one hand and put the other on his hips, and said, "Are you still laughing? Your apology really has no sincerity at all!"

"Okay, okay, I won't laugh, okay?"

Mo Nanbei took a deep breath,

"My pot, okay? I was wrong, I shouldn't be laughing at you, and I didn't expect anyone to pass by, is this okay?"

She paused, then said,

"Master, go away, it's time to go to bed so late."

"Seeing your reluctant sincerity, I'll let you live."

Li Ziqian didn't want to be too embarrassed, anyway, the two should not be from this community, so he was not afraid.

"Good night."

He turned and left.

Mo Nanbei said towards his back, "Good night! I wish you a good dream!"

When he got home, the sound of that sentence was still circling in his ears, he turned on the water heater, and it was foggy.

After he took a shower, he slowly got into the quilt.

He closed his eyes and fell asleep slowly, only the raised corners of his mouth could tell him that he was in a really good mood today.

The next day, early in the morning, was another lively day.

Today, the two of them are at war over who washes the dishes.

Because two people made breakfast together today, but it didn't make sense for two people to wash dishes together, so the two of them began to argue.

"You wash the dishes!"

"You wash the dishes!"

Both Li Ziqian and Mo Nanbei opened their eyes wide and looked at each other in disbelief!

"Why do you want me to wash?"

"Why do you want me to wash?"

Seeing this, Li Ziqian said, "Let's go with the stone paper scissors, and the loser will wash it."

"No problem, rock-paper-scissors I can't lose!"

Mo Nanbei said confidently.

"Anyone who says that is usually a loser."

"Oh? Could it be that you're afraid of losing? I'm the king of rock-paper-scissors! Are you afraid? If you're afraid, take the initiative to wash the dishes!"

Li Ziqianpi said without a smile, "Hehe, you are the one who is afraid! I can tell you in advance that no one can beat me at rock-paper-scissors since childhood!"

"Oh heh heh, so we're a match for chess? Let's get started! I, Kamen Rider, will definitely defeat the Snooze!" Mo Nanbei said arrogantly.

Li Ziqian, ? ? ?

"When did I become a monster? Why are you Kamen Rider?"

Mo Nanbei took out a silver-white mechanical belt from his bag, "As long as I have this, I can transform into a Kamen Rider. Since you don't want to be a monster, do you have this?"

"what?"

Li Ziqian said "I'm not Sister Li" and said, "Why do you pack strange things in your bag every day? What are you bringing this for?"

"Of course, I plan to perform well outside, but unfortunately, in order to deal with the snooze, I have to take out my treasure from the bottom of the box!"

After Mo Nanbei tied a belt to himself, "Sleeping monster! Die!"

"Since you are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust!" Li Ziqian clenched his fists, as if he was about to fight.

"rock-paper-scissors!"

The two said in unison.

Mo Nan came out of the stone.

Li Ziqian is cloth.

The girl said in disbelief, "Huh?? Shouldn't you be out of scissors? According to research, people generally give priority to scissors."

Li Ziqian covered his face proudly, and laughed wildly, "I didn't expect it, I already predicted your prediction, I guessed that you would guess that I would produce scissors, and you would produce rocks, and rocks would also be the safest,

Guess how can I do what you want! So I decided to give it a go, I bet you will definitely make a stone, so as long as I make a move, I will win! In terms of probability, I will always be the best! "

"Oh, you can only laugh like crazy now, I'm going to curse you! You will be retrograde for the next few days!"

Mo Nanbei drew a cross in the air and said.

"Do you think you're a witch? Hahahaha, Mu Dada! I bounce back! What can you do to me?" Li Ziqian bent down slightly and measured his body, "Queen Mother, wash the dishes!"

"whispering sound!"

Mo Nanbei picked up the plate and cutlery and walked into the kitchen.

Soon, she was washed, she wiped her hands with a tissue, and came to the bedroom familiarly. Li Ziqian was sitting on the carpet and beckoned to her, "Are you playing games?"

When it comes to games, Mo Nanbei thinks of the Kengbi teammates he met yesterday, and he really gets angry when he thinks about it!

So she said, "No, let's just watch the horror movie and calm down."