My Girlfriend is More Than Beautiful

"Horror movie? Why don't you just watch the only horror comedy that Xing Ye acted in."

Li Ziqian had already thought about which film to watch. He successfully found "The Night of the Soul" and asked Mo Nanbei,

"Have you watched this movie?"

"Do you think I'll watch it?" Mo Nanbei asked Li Ziqian, raising his eyes.

Li Ziqian:  …

Too.

For Mo Nanbei's cowardice, it would be outrageous if she had seen any horror movie.

And according to Li Ziqian's recent observation, Mo Nanbei is afraid that horror movies are not divided into quality.

What is this concept.

In fact, he only needs to bring an inferior ghost mask to suddenly appear in front of Mo Nanbei at night, which is enough to cause mental damage to her, and there is a chance that the bleeding effect will last until midnight, causing this coward to dare not sleep.

die laughing.

This setting is really not to satisfy his prank psychology too much.

"It's okay, let's watch it together, it's not scary at all." Li Ziqian twitched the corners of his mouth and said to Mo Nanbei.

"Not scary?"

"Not scary!"

"real?"

"Really! Flower growers don't lie to flower growers!"

Mo Nanbei:  …

How could she remember that she passed this person with this sentence a few days ago?

But the movie of the star...

Classic, but she's still pretty good looking.

And comedy, even if it is scary, it should not be scary, right?

Thinking about it, Mo Nanbei nodded and agreed.

Afterwards, Li Ziqian drew the curtains in order to create an atmosphere, and then Mo Nanbei and Li Ziqian sat on the carpet, holding snacks and coke, watching the TV intently.

soon.

The feature film has begun.

The first scene was a scene of burning paper money. The woman was burning and muttering. The front was okay, until the dead old man sitting on the chair at the back shocked Mo Nanbei.

"Hey, comedy? Why do you call this a comedy? Why can't I see it at all???"

Li Ziqian:  …

"It's just a little scary in front of you, you won't know if you look down." He comforted Mo Nanbei.

"real?"

"Really, just look back."

"Oh."

Mo Nanbei, who had listened to Li Ziqian for the time being, nodded, but her hand still clung to Li Ziqian's arm tightly. Whenever there was a horror scene, she would close her eyes and grab Li Ziqian. His arm was getting harder and harder, listening to the changes in the sound effects of the movie, he asked Li Ziqian carefully,

"Is it still scary?"

Li Ziqian:  …

It hurts! ! !

Can you take it lightly?

Li Ziqian took a deep breath, adjusted his tone of voice, and said to Mo Nanbei in a comforting tone,

"It's not scary anymore, it's really not scary, if you don't believe me, look."

So, the first thing Mo Nanbei saw when he opened his eyes was the grimace that appeared on the screen!

"Fuck!! Your mother exploded!!!!"

With a "bang", Li Ziqian covered his head and took a deep breath.

(ΩДΩ)! ! !

Mo Nanbei + Li Ziqian double shocked jpg.

ah this...

Mo Nanbei looked at her hands in confusion, and then looked at Li Ziqian's head. After blinking her eyes in confusion, she glared at Li Ziqian and cursed angrily,

"Deserving it! Do it yourself!"

Li Ziqian:  …

God is so self-inflicted!

Will he give this dog two knives sooner or later?

Rolling his eyes at Mo Nanbei, Li Ziqian waved his hand and said generously to Mo Nanbei,

"Okay, it's my fault, I shouldn't scare you, next time you're scared, I'll cut the video channel for you and let you relax for a while, okay?"

"Okay, if you dare to lie to me again, I'll hang you out of the window to wake up!"

Mo Nanbei put down the harsh words viciously.

Sure enough, the next time there was a terrifying scene, she immediately shouted, "Change, change!!"

Although I don't know what else to watch in such a movie, Li Ziqian still cooperated and switched the video immediately.

So...the video changed to a certain "Detective Conan" that was playing.

Maybe people are unlucky sometimes when they are unlucky, and a bandaged hooded man appears on the screen, holding a weapon and about to chop it down!

"Ahhh!!!"

Li Ziqian's forehead turned red again.

Mo Nanbei will explode in a flash. Blast is a description and a verb, which refers to being at a loss and swaying wildly due to panic.

Before Li Ziqian could say anything, he heard Mo Nanbei ask him resentfully,

"Why the **** do you turn around and get such a terrifying picture?! Crap! Did you do it on purpose?!"

Li Ziqian felt a little wronged, he spread his hands and said helplessly,

"I didn't know it would turn out to be this, I just watched it last time."

"Change, change! Change the fuck! What I'm most **** afraid of is Conan's bandaged freak murder episode! Fuck you!!!!"

Although sometimes her scalp tingles when she thinks of the unlucky little black suspect at night, but it turns out that this bandaged person is even more deadly! ! !

For example, she is very worried now, will she see something when she turns her head, or if something suddenly appears when she turns her head...

orz

"Then which one do you want to replace?"

Mo Nanbei pondered for a moment and said,

"I want to watch healing and childish animations."

""The Bears" or Pleasant Goat?" After thinking for a while, Li Ziqian asked Mo Nanbei.

"I want to watch "Garden Baby"!"

Li Ziqian:  …

Although a little helpless, he still complied with Mo Nanbei's request.

Soon Li Ziqian found the film, and while flipping through the list of episodes, he nostalgically said to Mo Nanbei,

"I used to watch this when I was a kid, and the hypnotic effect was good. When I saw this, I would fall asleep within a few seconds."

"Hmph, anyway, this isn't scary anyway."

So they continued to watch "The Night of Returning to the Soul", and Mo Nanbei was so frightened that he was shocked.

Because it was completely meaningless to play the title, Li Ziqian cut the video to the background and played it silently. At this time, after turning on the sound, the plot on the screen happened to be the standard content for the garden baby to fall asleep.

"Good night U Sidisi, good night Makabaka, good night Igubigu, good night Tom Bliber, good night little bit, good night Ding Ding car, good night flying fish, good night children."

A long list of names blurted out from Mo Nanbei and the narration in the video at the same time.

Soon, Mo Nanbei calmed down.

Seeing that she finally calmed down, Li Ziqian twitched the corners of his mouth and complained helplessly,

"Your effect is stronger than that of reciting the Heart Clearing Mantra, and you have memorized so many people's names. I'm afraid you don't usually read them less often, right?"

Mo Nanbei glanced at him, "You can use this hypnosis, but can't I?"

"Okay, of course, everything you say is right."

Li Ziqian turned back to Mo Nanbei,

"You're too timid, aren't you? It's not like a horror movie after watching such a short paragraph."

"How the **** am I so timid, and I don't know who was about to cry when the pendulum was big before!"

"Well? When the **** did I cry? You were holding me tightly, aren't you scared too? If you are a real man, if you have the ability, read the last paragraph!"

Mo Nanbei raised his eyebrows and said,

"You provoked me? Let me tell you, provocation is useless to me! Besides, why should I listen to you!"

"If you can really read it, I'll, I'll..."

Li Ziqian thought about it for a while, but he didn't seem to be able to give anything.

"I just said, 'You're awesome!'"

Mo Nanbei: ? ? ? ?

People, sometimes it's so outrageous.

You are awesome! = You are dad! = Family throne!

To be fair, Mo Nanbei is a little over the top.

What the paragraph said is indeed true.

Sometimes, what makes people desperate is not such a luxurious bet, but a sentence, 'You are awesome! ’.

"Then I didn't read it, so you're the best?" Mo Nanbei, who had always had a clear mind, asked Li Ziqian again.

"Of course it is, but can you?"

Can.

Useful buffs stack up.

"What the hell! Today your father will let you see who it is!"

Mo Nanbei stood up at the table and emphasized to Li Ziqian with a serious face.

"OK!"

"Okay! Bet! Damn it! Put the video on!"

"Let it go! Whoever persuades is a dog!"

joke.

He has seen this movie.

He's not at all cowardly.

As for Mo Nanbei...

Ah.

If she could finish watching this movie like no one else, it would be true, and the dogs would shake their heads.

Soon, the two clapped their hands before the video was played.

The side Yan looked at Mo Nanbei with a confident look, which made Li Ziqian take a few more glances at her.

This person won't really fight for these two sentences, will he?

Although he put himself in his shoes and brought it in, he would...

The movie continued, Li Ziqian did not concentrate and immerse himself in the movie at all, he frowned, and finally said through gritted teeth after he couldn't bear it any longer.

"Big sister! Let go! You **** foul! My hand! My hand is going to be crushed by you!"

"You're too thin, right? My strength is just the strength of an ordinary girl to twist the bottle cap."

Li Ziqian lifted his sleeves, his arms were all red,

"You **** ordinary girl screw the bottle cap with this kind of force? The bottle is about to burst, right? Are you **** human? For example, it's actually a dinosaur inside."

Is it really heavy? ?

Recalling his previous strength with no leeway, Mo Nanbei looked away with a guilty conscience.

"Cough, I just used a very small amount of strength, don't worry, I will never use such force again in the future!"

"Okay, if you try so hard again, you will automatically admit defeat, understand?"

"Understood, understood, your words are so dead, let's continue watching the movie!"

In the second half, the bedroom was quiet.

This continued until the end of the movie, Mo Nanbei finally breathed a sigh of relief,

"I succeeded in the challenge!"

Just when she turned her head with joy to share her awesomeness with Li Ziqian, she saw the evil ghost staring at her.

Time seemed to stop at this moment.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!!!"

After that, without thinking about it, he grabbed the thing beside his hand and threw it towards the evil ghost.

"It's me, it's me! Hahahahaha!!!!"

Li Ziqian opened the curtains and laughed unceremoniously.

Looking at the scene in front of him, Mo Nanbei was stunned.

The fuck! ! ! !

Emotions such as panic and anger erupted at this moment, so she didn't even think about it, grabbed what was at hand and hit Li Ziqian!

"Stop, stop! Wrong, wrong!!"

For a long time, Li Ziqian covered his head and stomach, and said to Mo Nanbei with a painful expression,

"You are too cruel, aren't you? I see that you have been silent, trying to liven up the atmosphere, but you came up and punched and kicked!"

Mo Nanbei: ?

Lively atmosphere?

You're used to **** calling it lively? ? ?

Thinking of this, Mo Nanbei narrowed his eyes and asked Li Ziqian word by word,

"Who the **** wears a ghost mask to be scary? Damn it, as soon as I turn around, I see a ghost, and even if it's a ghost, it will be frightened and resurrected repeatedly by you."

Li Ziqian:  …

Makes sense.

Looking at Mo Nanbei's angry look now, he even wanted to laugh.

But Li Ziqian knew that he couldn't laugh now.

Now it's time to stabilize Mo Nanbei before laughing.

So, he put on a very sincere expression and smiled at Mo Nanbei,

"Sister, can't you be a little more merciful?"

Afterwards, Li Ziqian pointed at his red mark in a miserable manner and said,

"I've really convinced you too. I didn't do anything light or heavy. Wow! Wow! It hurts! Look here! Look here! Woohoo! I'm so pitiful!!!"

Mo Nanbei:  …

It seems...it's really a bit miserable.

Although he was angry at this time, Mo Nanbei also felt a little more guilty.

...

Ok.

Bullying people like this is really bad.

At this time, Mo Nanbei also obviously forgot that watching ghost movies was also suggested by Li Ziqian, and he planned to scare her.

What she is thinking about now is how to compensate Li Ziqian.

Li Ziqian, who was beside him, was still turning over the sleeves of his clothes when his fingers reached his forehead.

"Look here, it still hurts! It must be red!"

Looking in the direction he pointed, Mo Nanbei saw a very obvious red mark.

Looking at the shape of the dent, Mo Nanbei boldly guessed that it was the mark of the Oreo cookie box.

Mo Nanbei:  …

Mo Nanbei pursed his lips and hesitated for a moment, then put his hand on Li Ziqian's shoulder, then stood on tiptoe and gently kissed Li Ziqian's forehead.

"Is that always possible?"

Mo Nanbei's movements were fast, but Li Ziqian hadn't reacted for a while, and after a few seconds, he said inch by inch,

"You actually hit me in the neck just now..."

Mo Nanbei: ? ? ? ? ?

Isn't this guy a little bit over the top?

yes!

Thinking of this, Mo Nanbei interrupted him directly.

"What the **** did I hit you in the neck? I just hit you in the head and kicked you a few more times."