My Girlfriend is More Than Beautiful

"Just?"

Listening to Mo Nanbei's adjective, Li Ziqian opened his eyes wide and said to Mo Nanbei in disbelief,

"Look, are you talking about people?

Could it be that you still want to beat me to a cripple?

Then……"

As he spoke, he seemed to have thought of something, and immediately changed his expression and said to Mo Nanbei with a strange expression,

"Don't you want to let me be yours in life and your ghost in death, so you don't let me go?"

"Clam?"

Mo Nanbei: ? ? ?

After saying something, she was stunned.

What is this person saying suddenly? ? ?

After being stunned for about two or three seconds, Mo Nanbei was convinced that the two of them were in the same dimension.

But at this time, Mo Nanbei began to admire Li Ziqian's miraculous brain circuit that could be called Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.

She twitched the corners of her mouth and asked Li Ziqian,

"Have you seen something weird lately??

What the **** is this trick?

You scold me, do you have me in your heart? ? ? ?

God is so special to make you my person forever...

What, do I have to imprison you in order to conform to the setting? "

At this time, only this logic can explain Li Ziqian's strange brain circuit.

When someone says angrily to you, "Grass mud horse! ’, and you reply ‘Hey, you scold me, you have me in your heart! ’.

The lethality of this moment is absolutely huge.

In any case, the air will always be quiet for three or two seconds for this.

And obviously, since he has decided to blame, Li Ziqian will definitely not let it go.

So, he continued to follow Mo Nanbei's words, and continued to say to her,

"Imprisoned py?! Are you playing so big?",

Li Ziqian said extremely exaggeratedly.

Then, as if to satisfy the setting, he pretended to be shy and said, "If it's you, in fact, people don't mind..."

Mo Nanbei: (ΩДΩ)! ! ! !

What, fuck, it's called a thriller!

At this moment, Mo Nanbei suddenly realized that all the horror movies were just passing by.

When Li Ziqiandu starts talking **** and **** gets angry, that's the real horror!

If she hadn't worked so hard to get a compliment of 'you're awesome', she would have even wanted to give Li Ziqian a thumbs up saying, 'You're still awesome! ’.

this……

what happened to him today?

Taking the wrong medicine?

Why are you so open-minded?

She can't take it anymore! !

Seeing Li Ziqian, who had an intensifying trend, Mo Nanbei hurriedly waved his hand.

No, no, no, the kitten is not guilty of this.

She shouted to Li Ziqian,

"STOP STOP! STOP! Stop it! I can't take it anymore!

You are so **** perverted! ! !

I'm just making an assumption, you've just gone so well? ! Do you want me to die! "

Then, as if feeling that this was not enough, Mo Nanbei wrapped his arms around himself, shrank in the corner and shivered,

"I'm so **** scared!!!"

Li Ziqian:  …

Can she be a little more professional than she is afraid?

What, does it mean that this level is not enough? ?

For a while, Li Ziqian thought about it.

If that's not enough...

That's disgusting and disgusting anyway. Although I feel disgusting myself, if it can cause harm to Mo Nanbei...

Ok……

start.

At this time, Li Ziqian and Mo Nanbei awakened new hobbies again.

Just like the passionate tongue kiss of two men is actually to disgust each other, the behavior of Mo Nanbei and Li Ziqian at this time is almost the same concept.

"Are you afraid that you can stop laughing? Can you pretend to be serious?" Li Ziqian pointed out her acting flaws mercilessly.

Hearing that Li Ziqian questioned her acting skills, Mo Nanbei slapped the table sharply,

"I'm not convinced! I think there is an inside story in this performance! Teacher Li!! If you want to convince me, use your skills!"

Li Ziqian: ?

What are you really learning?

I just took her to watch a spit show satirizing Xiaoxianrou variety show yesterday, so I used it on him today, right?

In other words, is it because I took this idiot to watch too many variety shows recently, so that she can't speak well?

Can it work?

how? Are you trying to compare something with him?

and many more.

Are you trying to compare something with him?

Than try what?

test?

There is no word that can get Li Ziqian on the head more than this.

Compare? Ratio means winning or losing, and winning or losing will inevitably involve the desire to win or lose.

Oh, his **** inflated desire to win.

Winning or not is a technical problem, if you don't even participate in the competition, it is a matter of dignity!

cowardly? It depends on the situation.

But if the object of this confession is Mo Nanbei? ! Then he was absolutely unbearable!

So with Mo Nanbei's performance and the maddening dialogue, Li Ziqian immediately made a fearful expression.

He tried his best to shrill his voice and used a strange interpreter to deduce to Mo Nanbei,

"Oh! My God! This is terrifying!"

Mo Nanbei:  …

OK

Terrifying indeed.

in another sense.

Curling his lips, Mo Nanbei put down his phone, clapped his hands, and praised Li Ziqian,

"As expected of Teacher Li, this level is simply beyond the reach of ordinary people!"

Then Mo Nanbei watched the video recorded with his mobile phone with satisfaction, and then praised Li Ziqian,

"Such a masterpiece, I will definitely invite others to watch it too!"

Li Ziqian: ? ? ? ?

After hearing this sentence, Li Ziqian's face instantly turned ashen.

Only now did he realize that he was being tricked!

OK:)

Mo Nanbei has started to use nuclear weapons!

Damn it!

Who is the one who usually records videos in chat and then uses other people's videos as gif expression packs!

Oh shit!

Is it human?

how? You have to force others to leave the earth, right? She paid for the airfare, right? !

The more he thought about it, the more angry Li Ziqian picked up the pillow next to him and hit Mo Nanbei!

"Mo Nanbei! You bastard! Don't run if you can!!"

"Hahahaha! I'm in a hurry! Idiots don't run! Hahahaha, you are so angry on a horse!"

For Mo Nanbei, this is a logic that makes her infinitely happy.

She opened Li Ziqian first, and Li Ziqian retaliated against her after being hit.

But this retaliatory behavior means that his prank takes effect. The more intense the other party's revenge, the more urgent he is, and the more successful his prank will be.

In Mo Nanbei's logic, she is invincible.

So now, even if she is about to be caught and beaten by Li Ziqian, her smile is still so reckless and numb.

only……

There will always be people who are happy and sad.

And Mo Nanbei happens to be a model of such people.

Because he was too happy, he completely forgot to look at the road when he was running away.

So the next second, she tripped over the blanket on the sofa.

And Li Ziqian, who was chasing very close, watched Mo Nanbei fall down without warning. Before she could make any changes, she was moved by her suddenly stretched legs.

So Li Ziqian also fell behind.

In the exclamations of the two, they fell together without any accident.

The kind of Arhat.

If you only talk about the posture, it can definitely be commented.

However, as in

After Mo Nanbei tried to pull herself out of Li Ziqian and failed, she waved her hand and said to Li Ziqian,

"Son, you overwhelmed dad and me."

Li Ziqian:  …

walk slowly.

Li Ziqian's surprise was expected by Mo Nan's northern language.

Originally, I was going to get up to see if Mo Nanbei was hurt or not, but now, looking at her so energetic and irritating appearance, it was obvious that my concerns were unnecessary.

Moreover, this posture seems to be able to effectively prevent the dog Mo Nanbei from escaping...

So, he stretched out his right hand and placed it beside Mo Nanbei's face, reaching out to her to ask for the important point,

"Hand over your phone."

cell phone?

I'm afraid this person is not dreaming?

At this time, even if Li Ziqian was firmly controlled, Mo Nanbei's thinking was as clear as ever.

This is your trophy!

It's impossible to hand it over anyway!

would rather die!

Her awareness has always been excellent!

She is still waiting to use this video as a handle to benefit herself!

How can Li Ziqian be so cheap?

So isn't that what you're doing is useless? ?

So Mo Nanbei refused in seconds, "What a dream you are!"

"What? Are you going to threaten me with that video and send it out to kill me?" After Li Ziqian snorted, he exposed the person's unclean thoughts.

"Yes, exactly!"

And Mo Nanbei didn't hide it at all, so he admitted it.

"Okay, then I'll do it."

"Ah? What? Do it?? You want domestic violence???"

Just when Mo Nanbei was about to say something, he felt his arm was pulled up.

"Oh? In the stomach

"Ah? No?? You are so special??? Neurotic!!"

The sofa is soft, as is the belly, and in the middle... the next hand is completely comfortable, so it is impossible to hide the phone.

Because Mo Nanbei couldn't move and was completely controlled by Li Ziqian, the phone...was taken away like that.

"Whoa!! Phone!!"

The first time he got the phone, he didn't let go of Mo Nanbei, he pressed the man's back with one hand, and fundamentally restrained Mo Nanbei who wanted to move around.

Under the suppression of absolute force, the long process of deleting videos, deleting deleted videos in the recycle bin, confirming whether Baidu Cloud has backups, and confirming whether QQ and WeChat are uploaded is over.

Li Ziqian threw the phone back to the sofa, and he let go of Mo Nanbei's control and sat on the sofa with a leisurely expression.

"Oh, that's all?" he mocked Mo Nanbei who got up and sat back on the sofa.

Mo Nanbei:  …

"Woooooooo!! People just can't beat it!!!"

Li Ziqian:  …

"Indeed. Just know that you are trash."

Saying that, he touched Mo Nanbei's head.

It is only the sympathy and compassion of the superior for the inferior.

After that, what Mo Nanbei was thinking about and what he was unwilling to do had nothing to do with Li Ziqian.

He glanced at the time, and then said to Mo Nanbei, "Should we eat?"

"Which meal?" Mo Nanbei raised his eyes and asked.

"Um... let's just say it's... lunch?"

Mo Nanbei:  …

What a godly lunch.

"Why, the second meal after getting up is called lunch, right?" Mo Nanbei complained angrily.

"Yes? Is there a problem?"

Mo Nanbei:  …

"No problem, no problem." She waved her hand, indicating that she didn't have the strength to quarrel with Li Ziqian, and then she asked another extremely dangerous question,

"Who cooks at noon?"

...

After the question was asked, both of them fell silent.

In fact, it's not that you don't want to cook for each other.

Yes, as long as cooking, that means being responsible for one thing:

-What's for lunch today?

This terrifying question was something neither Li Ziqian nor Mo Nanbei wanted to think about.

The first is Li Ziqian who launched the first attack.

He first returned the mobile phone to Mo Nanbei and then said confidently,

"I'm a patient, so I think you should cook this meal! Could it be that you still want me to cook for you?"

After speaking, Li Ziqian rolled up his sleeves and showed Mo Nanbei the 'tragic' wound on his body.

At this time, the red marks have disappeared by more than half of the previous amazing degree, and the visual effect is not as scary as spare money.

Seeing this, Mo Nanbei hurriedly said, "Then I still don't know how to cook! I've never cooked before."

Li Ziqian: ? ? ?

"Can you be a little more perfunctory? You won't find any excuses?"

Can't cook?

What did he eat during that time?

who did it?

Ah!

It's just that I don't want to think about what to eat today!

Coincidentally, neither does he!

Therefore, concessions are not concessions!

The flames of war that had just been extinguished rose again within a question!

"But we have to decide what to eat, right?" Li Ziqian began to reason to Mo Nanbei.

"Yes, we have to settle for something to eat."

"If there's no one to cook, then we have to order takeout."

"Well, there's nothing wrong."

"Ordering take-out, in fact, can't avoid the matter of what to eat."

"Ok."

Mo Nanbei nodded, affirming Li Ziqian's words.

"And one thing that's not as good as cooking is that the ingredients at home are limited, so the combinations you can make are also limited, and it won't make you feel at a loss like takeout and don't want to eat anything at all!"

Mo Nanbei: ! ! ! !

"You're so right! Then hurry up and cook!"

Li Ziqian: ? ?

I'll be reasonable to persuade you, but why are you obsessing about me?

After glaring at Mo Nanbei, Li Ziqian said to her,

"Since no one wants to go, let's be fair and just!

Just rock paper scissors! Whoever loses will cook and cook! "

Mo Nanbei:  …

Rock paper scissors, right?

I remember correctly what I did last time was also decided by this shit.

She lost so badly!

but! Everyone will improve! Failure is success fucking!

The last time he had memorized the order and habits of Li Ziqianju, this time she would definitely not lose! ! !

So, Mo Nanbei, who was confident, said to Li Ziqian with confidence,

"No problem! Come on! I will definitely beat you this time!"