My girlfriends are all weird?

“Because we are friends.” Uesugi Xiaxiang gave a thumbs up: “If I can help you be with Huashanyuan senior sister…”
“Hehe…” Uesugi Xiaxiang said this, and suddenly showed a wretched smile: “As a reward, give me some photos of her, it’s not too much.”
“Do you think that as the senior sister of Huashan Academy, you will fall in love with me?” The corners of her mouth twitched, and she looked at her with a little more pity. Would I tell you that I have been in various weird poses with your goddess? All unlocked.
“Normally, of course not.” Uesugi Xiaxiang shrugged, looked at him and said, “In terms of appearance, you are actually quite handsome, at least in my circle of friends, you are the most likely, although you may It’s that 0.0001 percent.”
“And, do you know?” Uesugi Xiaxiang suddenly said: “It is said that Miss Huashanyuan was quite ordinary when she was young.”
“Oh?” Originally she was casually perfunctory, but when she heard the information about Yuzuru Hanayamain, she suddenly became interested. This woman has been tossing her for more than ten days, and she must find a way to break the situation: “Tell me.”
Chapter 3 The Son-in-Law
“The details are not very clear.” Uesugi Xiaxiang was obviously slow before speaking: “When I met Senior Sister Huashanyuan, she already looked like a princess. ”
“Didn’t you claim to know everything about Senior Sister Huashanin?” He is now eager to collect any information related to Yuzuru Hanayamain: “It’s too dereliction of duty if you don’t even know her past.”
“Who said I don’t know.” Uesugi Xiaxiang became anxious for a moment, and looked away, hesitated for a few seconds before lowering his voice: “Don’t tell others.”
“Don’t worry.” Thumbs up: “I’m not from the Neon country if I talk nonsense.”
“Okay.” Uesugi Xiaxiang then lowered his voice and said, “The son-in-law of the Huashanyuan family is also the father of senior sister Huashanyuan, who divorced her mother ten years ago. .”
“Zuo-in-law! Isn’t it normal for marriage to be discord?”
“Oh, I almost forgot, you’re not from Neon.” Uesugi Xiaxiang patted his head: “The son-in-law of Dongguo is different from your Xiaguo.”
Uesugi Xia Xiang patiently began to explain: “When the Dongguo family business has no male heir, the head will usually find a capable young man and marry his daughter to him.
The main purpose of recruiting a son-in-law is to let him inherit the family business, and then formally adopt him as his own son and become an adopted son through a ceremony. This method is called son-in-law and adopted son-son-in-law and adopted son become one. ”
After hearing her explanation, I had a little idea, but I immediately realized Hua Dian, “Adopted son married daughter?”
“Why is your angle always so unique.” Uesugi Xiaxiang continued to explain with a look of disgust:
“In Dongguo, after marriage, you need to take your husband’s surname, and the adopted son will change his original surname to the new family’s surname and swear allegiance to the new ancestor when performing legal adoption procedures, so as to avoid the leakage of family property.”
“That’s how it is.” Nodding, Dongguo’s son-in-law and adopted son culture is indeed not just as simple as divorce if they don’t agree with each other, it’s more similar to Xia Guo’s severing parent-child relationship.
“Yes, although it’s not a secret.” Uesugi Xiaxiang shrugged: “But the Huashanyuan family has been deliberately controlling the news, and it was already ten years ago, so not many people know about it now.”
“So what does this have to do with Senior Sister Huashanyuan?” Speaking of Huashanyuan’s beautiful appearance, it was hard to imagine that such a gentle girl had such a change in her family.
“Idiot.” Uesugi Xiaxiang lowered his voice and said mysteriously: “This is your chance, now Huashanyuan is in charge of the sister’s mother, you just need to study hard, and then work hard in the Huashanyuan’s group.
With your ability and appearance, if you are favored by your senior sister’s mother and adopted as an adopted son, you can marry into Huashanyuan’s family. ”
Uesugi Xia Xiang became more and more excited as he talked, and his eyes lit up: “Not only can I marry a wife, but I can also give a young, beautiful and good-looking mother. The senior sister’s mother is also a sexy and mature beauty. Buy one get one free, and it’s okay to look at it at ordinary times.” Eye-catching, blood-earned.”
“Usually watch less strange movies.” The corners of her mouth twitched, and she waved her hand to stop her strange fantasies.
While the two were talking, the school bell rang. After class, Shangshan Xiaxiang was very serious. According to her, she wanted to be admitted to the same university as Huashanyuan’s senior, so that she could see her from a distance every day, vividly interpreting The self-cultivation of an ultimate licking dog.
The one-day class was spent in such a very peaceful way. After all, high school students in real life don’t need to save the world.
It wasn’t until after eight o’clock in the evening that Cangchuan Qingshui appeared at the door looking drunk.
He was sitting on the sofa reading a book, when he saw his aunt like this, he quickly poured a glass of warm water and handed it over: “Auntie, are you drinking again?”
Cangchuan Qingshui’s face was slightly red, with a smirk on his face, his eyes seemed a little blurred, he skillfully took the cup and drank it in one gulp, with a charming voice: “This is the trouble of adults~”
After he finished speaking, he kicked his black high-heeled shoes to both sides of the hallway. He didn’t wear slippers, and stepped on the floor with his bare silk stockings on. At the same time, he leaned on him: “No, help me to the sofa.”
“Idiot.” He stretched out his arms to hug my aunt’s waist, and hugged her with one hand behind his neck, as if his chest was pushed against by something.
Li Muzhi secretly made a comparison with Yuzuru Huashanin, and felt that the two were similar, they both looked like D..
He dragged her and threw her on the sofa, poured another cup of warm water, and handed it to her. Cang Chuan Qingshui’s eyes were blurred, and he reached out to take it, just took a sip, and coughed it out.
“Don’t drink so fast.” Hastily patted her on the back, took out a paper towel from the side to help her wipe off the water stains on her clothes and black stockings, and complained: “Drink so much every time, can you pay attention to your own safety?” ?”
“I’m not afraid, I am…” Cangchuan Qingshui stretched out his hand drunkenly, took off the wet old-fashioned suit jacket, and threw it aside, revealing the white shirt inside.
Seeing this scene, she quickly reached out her hand to stop the hand who was unzipping the skirt. There was only a pair of black transparent pantyhose under the skirt. Although she was her elder, it was better to avoid suspicion.
“What’s Auntie?” After stopping her movement, she leaned forward, but the incident happened suddenly just now, and she didn’t hear the second half of the sentence clearly.
But there was only the sound of my aunt’s well-proportioned breathing, and she was already lying on the sofa and fell asleep in just a split second.
With a wry smile, he glanced at the aunt on the sofa. She was slender and curvy. She was wearing a white shirt, and some black shadows could be seen through the gap.
The most attractive thing is the faintly charming smile on her cheek, which is completely defenseless now.
For some reason, I always feel that this plot is inexplicably familiar. I stretched out my hand to hold my aunt’s feet, and there was a strange tactile sensation in my hand, no wonder there are such creatures as foot control in this world.
According to the general plot, some disharmonious things will happen with the feet at this time, and with the current degree of coma, my aunt will not know it at all.
But the reality is not the book, and he will not be in love with his relatives. He holds my aunt’s feet just to put her back on the sofa, so as to avoid sore thighs after getting up in the morning because of the wrong posture.
He took out a stack of blankets to cover the beautiful spring scenery, turned on the air conditioner so that she would not catch a cold, and boiled a pot of hot water on the tea table so that she could drink more hot water when she woke up.
After finishing everything, he returned to his room. If he could, he didn’t want to sleep, even those strange dreams could achieve the effect of sleep.
But it is still tiring, because the dream at night is not like an ordinary dream, which is quickly forgotten when you get up in the morning, but it will be like what happened in the real world, and even the touch of the skin can be clearly remembered.
For example, in a dream, Yuzuru Hanayamain was wearing western-style armor. Although it was the bikini style, I don’t know what kind of armor it protected. However, when performing the necessary procedures to escape from the dream state, it is extremely annoying.
Chapter 4 Actually I Like Boys
I remember that time it was in a cell, Hanayamain Yuzuru was an extremely dangerous prisoner who needed to be tortured.
As a highly guarded female prisoner, of course she will not be as noble and dignified as she was when she was seen by the academy during the day.
In the torture room, there is a two-meter-long steel frame that almost reaches the roof, and six arm-thick chains extend from each.
There are steel rings at the end, which are put on her neck, pink elbows, slender waist, and jade knees respectively, hanging her up in a large character.
Although he was wearing armor, the key parts were just some small pieces of iron, and his white and beautiful body could be seen almost at a glance.
It was also the time when Li Muzhi made sure that this young lady, who does not eat fireworks, secretly watched dramas similar to the White Beast, otherwise this kind of armor would not be designed by ordinary people.
It wasn’t long before Li Muzhi entered the dream state, and before interrogating her, he deliberately covered her eyes from behind.
Finally, when he touched those iron pieces, the cold metal texture and the heavy feeling in his hands made Li Muzhi begin to suspect that this was not a dream at all, but reality.
For this reason, Li Muzhi also went to cosplay to touch some well-made metal armor, and he was sure that it was no different from the one he felt in the dream. The amount of information displayed here makes people think carefully.
Li Muzhi also thought about it, relying on his proficiency with her body, to touch some body parts, to see if the senior sister’s reaction in reality was the same as in the dream, to confirm his guess.
However, the two people’s identities differed too much in reality. In order to avoid being beaten to death, they gave up this idea.
Today, Li Mu was going to challenge the dream again, and after thinking about the plan for no loopholes, he sat on the bed and fell into a deep sleep.
After an unknown amount of time, Li Muzhi opened his eyes, and the surrounding environment changed dramatically. He was standing in a spacious old Japanese-style building.
There were shouts of killing outside the room from time to time, accompanied by the desperate screams of the soldiers before they died. The dream this time did not seem peaceful, but it was similar to the previous dreams. Each dream contained elements such as despair and disqualification.
Li Muzhi lowered his head, he was pressing on Yuxian Huashanin, and she was in a comatose state with her eyes closed.
This time, Yuzuru Hanayamain was wearing a gorgeous costume of an ancient princess from the Eastern Kingdom. His hands were tied behind his back, and his body was covered with a lot of dust and mud, which spoiled his appearance a bit.
However, ancient kimonos seem to have no fat times, and I don’t know if it is true.
At this time, a section of the gorgeous clothes was taken off by his right hand from the shoulders, revealing fair shoulders, smooth and tender skin at the hands, and a slender and attractive figure, which need not be repeated.
Li Muzhi’s eyes froze, and he saw under the kimono, just below the chest, there was a light-colored pattern, which should be a birthmark, because of the angle, this was the first time he saw it.
Before he could make the next move, a strong smell of blood came. Li Muzhi turned his head and saw two maids lying in a pool of blood behind him.
They all had extremely deep knife marks on their bodies, and blood was flowing out from the wounds, obviously these were fatal injuries.
Li Muzhi frowned, who was so insane, such a lovely maid was directly stabbed to death.
At this moment, Yuzuru Hanayamain who was below him murmured, as if he was about to wake up.
Li Muzhi hurriedly raised his left hand to help her put on her clothes, but immediately found that he was holding a samurai sword in his hand, and the edge of the knife was still dripping blood.
Huashanyuan’s stringy melon-seeded face, slender willow eyebrows, are half covered by black and supple bangs, a straight nose like jade, and that tender little mouth, which makes people want to kiss.
After getting closer, I realized that the demon who trapped me was actually just a 17-year-old girl.
Of course, this complete picture will be broken soon, Hanayamain Yuzuru slowly opened his eyes, his originally confused eyes regained his spirit in an instant, glanced at the maid lying on the ground in a pool of blood, and straddled himself, Li Muzhi, who was still holding his chest with one hand, instantly became resentful, staring at Li Muzhi: “You devil, why did you kill them!”
Seeing that Li Muzhi didn’t speak for a long time, but just looked at him calmly, Yuzuru Hanayamain tried hard to get up, but immediately found that his body was pressed down and he couldn’t move at all, and his tone immediately became extremely arrogant: “You maggot, how dare you treat me like this?” If the princess does such a disrespectful thing, I will tear you apart and make you regret living in this world.”
Li Muzhi glanced at Yuzuru Hanayamain who was incarnate as Princess Zuan, and it was really hard to connect with the Hana Kaolin who was polite to everyone in the school.This is her second form. Once she expresses that she is not interested in her, she will immediately enter this form, constantly insulting herself and trying to irritate herself.
Until Li Muzhi couldn’t bear her humiliation, he pushed her to the ground and used various methods to teach her a lesson.
Of course, no matter how much you teach her, even if the pain makes her face distorted, she won’t stop swearing, and that contemptuous look at the scum always makes you feel humiliated inexplicably.
However, after so many days of insults, Li Muzhi’s tolerance is also gradually improving, at least he won’t hit her with a stick immediately.
In order to be freed from the curse of this dream, more information must be obtained.
Li Muzhi resisted the urge to stuff her mouth with something, and said, “Well, let me ask you a few questions. If you answer honestly, I’ll let you go. I’m not interested in you.”
“Hmph.” Huashanyuan Yuxian snorted coldly: “You bastard, do you think I will believe your words?”
Li Muzhi suddenly said, “Actually, your real identity is .”
Hanayamain Yuzuru looked puzzled, as if waiting for him to finish speaking.
When Li Muzhi was halfway through his speech, he realized that he couldn’t speak the rest of the sentence. Sure enough, anything outside the logic of this dream would be automatically blocked.
In this dream, you can only speak with the logic of the setting.
Looking at the beautiful Huashanyuan Yuxian, Li Muzhi said with a smile, “Let me tell you the truth, I actually like boys, but I’m not interested in women.”
“Um…” Yuzuru Hanayamain, who was swearing, was obviously taken aback, as if his computer had crashed.
“Hmph.” Li Muzhi smiled confidently. Although the dream was very absurd, it still required a set of behavioral logic.
And what Li Muzhi is doing now is to destroy this set of internal logic, causing bugs to appear in the dream.
However, Yuzuru Huashanin just froze for more than ten seconds, and the expression on his face immediately turned into humiliation, staring at Li Muzhi: “You dirty maggot, you actually want to use this princess as a boy!”
“What?” Li Mu’s face was confused, what the hell is it for a boy.
Before Li Muzhi could react, he saw Yuzuru Huashanin wriggling and backing away, and at the same time trying to put both hands behind his back to cover his back, the contemptuous look in his eyes was about to overflow.
“…” The corners of Li Muzhi’s mouth twitched, this senior sister Yuxian has something, and it can be rounded off.
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