My girlfriends are all weird?

But of course Li Muzhi himself would not give up easily. After thinking for a few seconds, a bit of shyness suddenly appeared on his face, and he said shyly, “Well, I’m actually more passive.”
Chapter 5 Don’t Come Over!
“You…” Yuzuru Hanayamain’s beautiful eyes were filled with disgust, and he said coldly, “As long as you let me go, I can cooperate with you.”
“Okay.” Without hesitation, Li Muzhi stretched out his hand to untie the rope on Yuxian Huashanyuan’s body, and immediately found that the rope binding was extremely delicate, and it would be extremely difficult for non-professionals to untie it for a while.
Yuzuru Hanayamain’s body is slender and skinny, and can only be described as icy muscle and jade bones when touched. At this time, the clothes are half untied, and in the process of untying the rope, it is inevitable to touch some inappropriate places.
Probably because he was afraid of being bumped into a strange place, Yuzuru Hanayamain’s lips trembled, his body trembled, and he turned his head as if accepting his fate, tears streaming down like pearls.
“Hey, I’m just helping you untie the rope. Don’t move your waist. It makes me feel very guilty.” Li Muzhi discovered very early on that she had no past memories in the dream, which was extremely interesting, but every time To experience such a dream at night is too much for the body.
In the end, it was Li Muzhi who cut the rope with a samurai sword and released her.
After Yuzuru Hanayama was freed, he put his legs together in a hurry, without thinking about standing up, using the strength of his waist, he twisted and backed away: “Don’t come here!”
“Don’t worry!” Li Muzhi put the samurai sword on the ground, and stretched out his hands to show that he had no malice: “I won’t hurt you, you have to cooperate with me in what you say, but you must mean what you say.”
“I will do what I say.” Yuzuru Huashanin said coldly, “You dirty maggot.”
After speaking, he stretched out his hands together and made a thousand-year killing gesture.
“I won’t touch your dirty clothes, so I loosen my belt and turn around.”
“??” Li Mu had a question mark on his face: “What are you talking about?”
“Don’t you still want to hear Bengong spit out obscene words to get pleasure?” Yuzuru Huashanin’s lips trembled, and besides anger and humiliation, his face gradually became more rosy.
“You suffer, Bengong is already willing to cooperate with you, don’t push yourself too far!”
“God tm cooperate with me!” Li Mu was stunned, his face livid: “Is this the cooperation I am talking about? You are a woman whose mind is full of strange animation thoughts!”
Li Muzhi raised his samurai sword as if he was about to strike.
Yuzuru Huashanin took a few steps back, staggered and fell to the ground. The gorgeous princess dress suddenly split from the middle and fell to the ground, losing protection. She was like a crystal figure carved from jade.
“You maggot, pervert!” Yuzuru Huashanyuan clenched her silver teeth, squatted down, and picked up a piece of cloth to cover her body in embarrassment. She was completely different from the humble and polite noble lady in the school. people.
“Hey, you are obviously touching porcelain, okay?” Li Muzhi immediately found out that this was a bug, and quickly argued: “My knife didn’t touch your clothes, it was ripped open by itself, there is something wrong with this world! ”
“Sophistry!” Huashanyuan Yuxian roared: “Don’t think I don’t know, you bastard!Sui is a famous kendo master in the capital city. After the saber slashed out, he chopped off my clothes with saber air! ”
“Fuck, can you still add settings like this?” Li Muzhi pointed to the simple armor on his body: “My armor is like a small soldier no matter how you look at it.”
“Hmph, this is your deliberate conspiracy.” Yuzuru Hanazanin expressed grief and indignation: “As a master of swordsmanship, he got in among the soldiers and broke into the palace in an attempt to humiliate this princess!”
“Can this be rounded back?!” Li Muzhi felt his scalp tingling. It seemed that in this dream, as long as the logic was self-consistent, Yuzuru Hanayamain would not realize that he was actually in a dream.
According to past experience, it will take two times before this dream will automatically end.
And the dream time and the real time are out of sync. Even if I spend ten years here with her, it will only be one night when I really wake up.
Seeing Li Muzhi’s unkind expression, Huashanyuan Yuxian saw a look of fear on his face: “If you dare to mistreat me, my mother will never let you go, and will definitely tear you apart and throw your body on the wall!”
“Mother?” Li Muzhi frowned. This was the first time the setting appeared. He picked up the handle of the knife from the ground and threw it to Yuzuru Huashanin: “You can do it yourself, I really don’t have the strength.”
“What do you mean!” Yuzuru Huashanyuan frowned, looking at the handle of the knife that fell on the ground, and asked sharply.
“That is, if you don’t say it, I can’t help it.” Li Muzhi propped his forehead with his hand in the middle of speaking, and did not say the two words. It seems that words that are not in the logic of this world will be blocked.
If you want to convey useful information, you must flexibly bypass the mechanism of this world, and Yuzuru Hanayamain’s nonsense reasons just now are useful, so the mechanism of this dream is actually not strict.
Li Muzhi picked up the handle of the knife from the ground, and there was a thick and cold feeling of metal in his hand.
“You…don’t come here!” Hanayamain Yuzuru put one hand on his chest, panic and fear showed on his beautiful face.
Ten minutes later, Li Muzhi pulled out the hilt of the knife and threw it aside. He sat back on the tatami mat with some exhaustion, reached out to pick up a piece of cloth, and wiped the sweat from his forehead.
He stretched out his hand and patted Yuzuru Hanayamain, who was motionless on the ground. Although he scolded very fiercely during the whole process, which was far from the image of the senior sister of Kaolin no Hana at school, the meeting finally calmed down.
Huashan Yuanjie’s eyes were dull, his stubborn head was tilted to the side, half of his miserable face was covered by his sweat-stained black hair, revealing a small section of his fair and soft neck, his whole body was trembling, and he was still muttering: “I…I Curse you, you maggot, I’ll be waiting for you in hell.”
Li Muzhi is not a pervert, including matching the handle of the knife, these are based on past experience, the rougher he is, the sooner the dream will end.
“No, I’m actually the victim.” Li Muzhi put his hands on Huashanyuan Yuxian’s back, and massaged her carefully, so that she could recover quickly, and she couldn’t communicate at all with her current appearance.
When he first appeared, he was wearing a princess robe, so his figure looked very bloated. Now he is lying on the ground like this, only to find that his figure is actually very slender. It is only because he is 171 tall, and some areas are more mature than his peers, so he looks visually Mature and tall.
But in fact, the waist is very thin, and it is as weak as a child when you hold it. It is also very light when you hold it, which makes people feel pity and want to take good care of her.
Of course, this is only limited to when she is quiet. Once she wakes up, her mouth and eyes are too poisonous, and every time the consequence is to bully her even worse.
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Chapter 6 Paying Attention to Your Body
Li Muzhi glanced at her body, the red pattern on the right, reached out to touch it, and just touched it, Yuzuru Hanayamain got up to avoid it like an electric shock, but Li Muzhi stretched out his hand and took her into his arms.
The two looked at each other like this, and after a while, Yuzuru Huashanyuan said coldly: “What are you going to do to me?”
“Actually, I was forced.” Li Muzhi tried to communicate in a language that would not be blocked by dreams.
“Hmph, at this point, do you still want to pretend to be innocent?” Yuzuru Hanayamain sneered mockingly: “You want to say that you were forced to do all of this?”
“No.” Li Muzhi supported Hanayamain Yuzuru’s slender waist with both hands and said seriously: “In fact, the master of swordsmanship is not my real identity, in fact, my identity is a magician.”
“What?” Huashanyuan frowned.
“Well, he is actually a magician who came to the Eastern Kingdom on a trading ship from the European continent.” The corner of Li Muzhi’s mouth curled up, and it was exactly as he imagined, saying that magicians are not good, but if you add An identity that may appear under the existing world framework can be spoken normally.
“Nonsense.” Yuzuru Hanayamain looked contemptuous: “Businessmen from Europe are all blond, do you think I’m an idiot… woo”
Before she could speak, Li Muzhi suddenly kissed her, and put the second half of her sentence back into her mouth.
Yuzuru Hanayamain tried her best to twist her waist, trying to break free, but her body was tightly hugged, and she couldn’t break free at all. After twisting a few times in Li Muzhi’s arms, the resistance gradually weakened.
After a long time, the two separated, Huashanyuan Yuxian curled up in Li Muzhi’s arms, with a fragile expression that had never been seen before.
“I’m here to help you.” Li Muzhi put his head next to her ear and said softly.
. . . . . .
The sun came in through the window, Li Muzhi sat up from the bed, covered his eyes with his hands, and opened them tiredly after his eyes got used to the morning sun.
There was a soreness in the waist, as if beforeParticipated in strenuous labor one day.
“Ah! It’s true…” Li Muzhi complained, sure enough, all Asahi was a liar, and in the end, Yuzuru Huashanin slapped her severely, although she was also severely taught a lesson later.
Lifting off the quilt, she glanced down, her brows were tightly frowned, it was early in the morning, but she was totally lacking in energy.
“No…something went wrong.” Li Muzhi put his hand on his waist, wanting to check his brother’s condition and make sure there is no problem.
He stopped halfway through undoing the belt, turned his head and glanced at the door.
“Haha, really, the real world is not a novel, how could someone break in after changing his pants.” Li Muzhi shook his head helplessly, recently he was made suspicious by this dream.
Concentrating on it, I stretched out a hand to check it, fiddled with it for a while, and then let out a long breath, but fortunately, it was functioning normally.
With a “squeak”, the door of the room was pushed open, and Cangchuan Shimizu was still standing at the door wearing her teacher’s overalls and black stockings.
Although Cangchuan Shimizu and Hanayamain Yuzuru have similar busts and similar heights, Cangchuan Shimizu has a much plumper figure, and the eyes alone make people feel very charming. The typical fox eyes show mature femininity to the fullest.
Their eyes met in the air.
“I promised to wake you up the day before yesterday.” Cangchuan Qingshui blinked his talking eyes, and said innocently.
“Thank you.” Li Mu said calmly, “I’ll be down later.”
“Oh~” Cangchuan Qingshui turned around, paused for a few seconds before continuing: “I’ll be late in an hour, better hurry up…”
“Go out, please, and close the door.”
“Ok~”
The sound of feet on the wooden floor outside the door continued to educate.
“Ah!” Li Muzhi wanted to put his head in his hands, but felt dirty, so he had to get up and wash his clothes.
During breakfast, the two of them looked at each other in silence, got into the car as usual, and Cangchuan Qingshui glanced at Li Muzhi from the corner of his eyes from time to time.
“Drive and look ahead.” Li Muzhi reminded with a calm expression.
“Oh~” Cang Chuan Shimizu hesitated to speak.
After driving for a while, Cang Chuan Qingshui suddenly spoke with an extremely cautious tone: “Actually, from a biological point of view, the biological instinct with the highest priority is actually the perfunctory of the group, not the health of the individual. If everything follows the biological instinct It is not the best solution for personal health to act.”
“Speak human.” Li Muzhi’s mouth twitched.
“It’s just too much rushing, it’s not good for your health.” Cangchuan Qingshui showed a worried look on his face.
“Hey, aren’t you being too arbitrary in your conclusions?” Li Muzhi only felt that his eyes were darkened, that what was finally coming, still came.
“Although this kind of thing will make you shy, there is actually nothing to hide, and correct guidance is needed.” Cang Chuanqing said with a serious expression, “You can’t hide this from my aunt.”
Li Mu was startled, and turned his head to look at his aunt in astonishment. Why can my aunt see that her yang energy has been exhausted recently, and recently because of dreams, she always feels weak.
Cangchuan Qingshui was stared at by his nephew, but he was not afraid at all, showing the signature smile of an adult woman, completely as if as long as I am not embarrassed, it is someone else who is embarrassed.
Li Muzhi just looked at each other for a few seconds, then lost his battle and turned his eyes to other places. He really felt embarrassed. It was always weird to say such things from the mouth of an elder.
At this moment, a burst of fragrance penetrated into Li Muzhi’s nose. It was the smell of an adult woman, completely different from the feeling of Yuxian Huashanyuan. It seemed to have a special temptation, like red wine, with an intoxicating taste.
Li Muzhi felt in a trance for no reason, his eyes glanced at the vanity mirror on the car, and it was this same glance that made Li Muzhi startled.
In the makeup mirror, the aunt next to her still had a mature and beautiful face, but on both sides of her ears were furry animal ears. Even with Li Muzhi’s poor animal common sense, she could tell that they were a pair of fox ears.
Li Muzhi slapped his face fiercely with a “slap”, and he immediately woke up from that trance state, looked at the makeup mirror again, and at the same time turned his head to look at Cangchuan Shimizu who was driving.
“What’s wrong?” Cang Chuan Qingshui said in a strange tone, “Don’t take it too seriously, it’s just for you to restrain yourself, you don’t need to harm yourself.”
“It’s okay, there was a mosquito just now.” Li Muzhi has come to his senses at this moment, and just now he regarded his elder as a beast-eared mother. It really is too deeply affected by the dream of Yuzuru Huashanin, and he must quickly solve this trouble Caixing: “Auntie, how can you tell that I’m not in good health?”
“Because my aunt knows Chinese medicine~” Cang Chuan Qingshui held both hands on the steering wheel, and said with a smile: “I can tell at a glance that you are at least twice a day.”
Li Muzhi’s face remained unchanged, and there was indeed a turbulent wave in his heart. The two times were exactly the restrictions for him to come out of the Yuxian dream of Huashanyuan. Every time he reached this number of times, the dream was automatically released.
Chapter 7 Mother-in-law?
“So you don’t have to be shy, just treat your aunt as a doctor. In the eyes of doctors, there is no distinction between male and female, they are just creatures with different physiological structures.” Cang Chuan Qingshui glanced at Li Muzhi from the corner of his eyes as he said, She stretched out her jade hand and made a movement of moving up and down: “If you are willing to cooperate with restraint, my aunt can help you deal with it.”
Li Muzhi almost fell headlong, with a strange expression, he turned his head and looked at his aunt who was driving, her whole body exuded the air of an adult woman, and her slender fingers with red nail polish were holding the steering wheel.
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