One Piece: What If Kaido Did Sit-Ups

Grand Line, the underwater prison of Impelton.

Also known as Impel Down, it is the world's first prison under the jurisdiction of the World Government. It is located in the Calm Belt in the first half of the Grand Line and is extremely tightly guarded.

Because the prisoners in the prison are some of the most heinous felons, the interior is very eerie and scary. There are various monster jailers and video phone bugs monitoring the prison. There is also a Marine fleet patrolling and guarding the outside of the prison. There are also a large number of large sea creatures on the seabed outside the prison. Kings, thus giving Impelton the title of "Iron Wall".

Impel Down is divided into 6 floors, where prisoners with varying bounty sizes and dangerous levels are held. In addition to the various cells where prisoners are held, each floor has a unique form of torture, so each floor is given a hell. The torture of the prisoner will intensify with each lower level of the title.

The fourth underground floor, the scorching hell.

This is not only a prison for heavy-duty prisoners, but it is also the office floor of the director of Impel Down. The kitchen and granary of the entire prison are also located here. Due to the huge boiling blood pool and sea of ​​​​fire below the floor, the temperature of the entire floor is very high. , hence the name.

The current Director Hannyabal is a middle-aged man who looks as ugly as a Prajna demon. After the prisoner riot and escape incident two years ago, the former Director Magellan took the blame and was demoted to Deputy Director. Hannyabal finally got his wish and was promoted to director.

However, although the positions of the two have been exchanged, Magellan still plays an important role in the prison with his extraordinary strength and prestige. The most powerful man in Impel Down still has more influence among prisoners and subordinates than him, as if he is still The position of number one.

In comparison, the current director Hannyabal looks like a vase decoration. Apart from handling some daily official duties of the director, his life is basically the same as that of the original deputy director. When an emergency occurs, prison staff The first reaction is to go to Magellan, but he, the highest officer, is only a belated thinker.

Over time, Hannyabal felt very uncomfortable. He also knew that his strength and ability were very limited, and he was far inferior to Magellan, who was an elite. If he wanted to manage this important prison, he must rely on Magellan's power.

In order to make up for the emptiness and trauma in his soul, Hannyabal still used the hard-won powers of the director as much as possible within the scope allowed by the prison regulations. For example, all staff must clock in at the designated location every morning, and cadre members must also clock in at intervals. He would be called to the office for a regular meeting to discuss some insignificant work matters.

These cumbersome new regulations troubled the prison members, but Hannyabal, who wanted to satisfy his own vanity, enjoyed them, because only in this way could his identity as the director be revealed to everyone.

On this day, just after enjoying the director's breakfast carefully prepared in the kitchen, Hannyabal was the first to come to the conference room impatiently, sat down in his special director's seat, and happily waited for his subordinates to report.

Not long after, Domino, the current warden, arrived on time. After saluting him and reporting, he sat down and waited.

Domino, the former deputy warden, is a tall, elegant beauty who is deeply trusted by her superiors and subordinates for her rigorous and meticulous work style. In the incident 2 years ago, the former warden Shiryu Raino turned over and joined Blackbeard's gang. , she took over the position.

However, the two waited for a long time, but still did not see the third person coming.

This made Hannyabal, who had been waiting for a long time, very anxious and disappointed. He immediately called the secretary of the director and asked, "Didn't you pass on the notice of the meeting yesterday? Why are so many people absent now?"

The newly hired female secretary said nervously: "Director, I did convey your notice to all cadres yesterday! It's just..."

"Just what?" Hannyabal was furious at this moment.

Domino on the side looked at the secretary who was so nervous that she was about to cry, and answered for her: "Deputy Director Magellan should be dealing with his emergency in the toilet at this time. Chief Sarudais has been investigating for the past few days. The whereabouts of the previously missing prisoners, their absence is indeed excusable!"

Hannyabal asked: "What about Sadi chan? She has always been fine!"

The female secretary looked nervous and said: "I just contacted the warden, Miss Sadie, and she said that she is currently preparing a love poison breakfast for the deputy director and has no time to come over!"

Hannyabal's face suddenly turned purple, but then he lay helplessly on the table, saying that he had no way to deal with these willful subordinates.

At this time, he said sincerely: "If I had known that life as a director would be so boring, I should not have accepted the appointment in the first place!"

At this time, Domino pushed up his colored glasses and said calmly: "Then my subordinate will draft a resignation letter for the director and hand it to Marshal Sakazuki of Naval Headquarters!"

The position level of the Impel Down Administrator is equivalent to that of the Vice Admiral of the Naval Headquarters, and he is subject to the leadership constraints of the Admiral and the Marshal.

Hannyabal immediately waved his hand and said, "That's no need. I risked my life to become the director!"

Domino said seriously: "Then please ask the director to pay more attention to your words and deeds in the future, and stop saying such words that are not conducive to the unity of the prison!"

Hannyabal was dumbfounded by her scolding and had no words to refute. Domino was famous for her strictness. Magellan had often been complained and remonstrated by her before when she was in office. She can be said to be a strong woman in the workplace who is dedicated to the public. Awe of superiors.

But how could the petty Hannyabal endure such a tone, and immediately asked with ulterior motives: "Domino, by the way! The newly transferred deputy warden Allen has been absent from his post since he came here to work, and he has no military discipline! That arrogant Isn’t the kid your subordinate?”

Domino said calmly: "Yes, Elilos Allen was an unruly and problem child during his time at Naval Headquarters. Because he disobeyed discipline and contradicted his superiors, he was transferred to Impel Down by Marshal Sakazuki as the deputy warden. He is a An arrogant young man who has absolutely no sense of belonging or collective honor!”

"Although his strength is quite outstanding!"

Hannyabal said: "I have read his information. Marine Rear Admiral is only 26 years old. He also possesses the ability of Devil Fruit. If it weren't for his character flaws, he would have been promoted faster! He was transferred here to be your deputy. It’s true that the bright tone has been overshadowed and the talents have been overused. No wonder he has been complaining about everything!”

"The most hateful thing is that he has been in office for such a long time, but he has never come to report to me as the director, not even once!"