One Piece: What If Kaido Did Sit-Ups

Underground level 2, Wild Beast Hell.

There are many different types of ferocious beasts and monsters placed on this floor, which will eat all the prisoners they encounter. Only the cold and solid iron cage of the cell can temporarily protect them from becoming food for the monsters, but some unruly or Prisoners who died suddenly were often taken out by jailers to feed wild animals.

There are many powerful, cruel and hungry beasts wandering outside the cage, such as the cockatrice Basilix, the man-eating lion Matikora and the most powerful monster, the Sphinx. These are all frightening beasts in the demon world. , and sometimes they even try to break open the cage and go in to eat people. Although they fail, the fear left to the prisoners is enough to make them completely give up the idea of ​​​​going out and stay in the cage honestly.

However, on this floor, there is a cell with the door wide open. A young man wearing an Impel Down uniform and cloak is lying in it and sleeping soundly. There are discarded empty wine bottles and food residues everywhere in the room, and the air is full of There was an unpleasant smell.

Although the cell door was open, no beast tried to come in, or even get close.

At this time, there was a dull crashing sound from far outside. It must be that the hungry beast was trying to break open the cell door again and go in to eat people.

The bursts of noise made the young man frown, and finally he couldn't stand it anymore. He turned over and sat up, and walked outside with cold eyes.

Outside a certain cage, a group of man-eating lions as big as hounds were frantically crashing into the cage.

"It's so painful!"

"Who can help me!"

"Pants!"

"Black stockings!"

Those who said these words were not the prisoners who were scared to death, but the greedy and crazy man-eating lions. They have human bones in their bodies, can imitate human faces, and can even imitate the prisoners to say some words. Simple human language.

Their desire for human flesh makes them extremely powerful. The cage that they usually cannot break has been twisted and deformed by the impact. It seems that it is only a matter of time before they are broken.

The devastated prisoners were mentally prepared to become food for ferocious beasts, but suddenly they noticed that the man-eating lions outside suddenly became quiet.

I saw a uniformed figure walking over slowly, and the man-eating lions who heard the familiar footsteps showed a look of fear.

The young man in the distance stood silently and glanced at the group of beasts, causing them to flee in panic in an instant.

"Fortunately, that monster kid came over, otherwise he would have been eaten this time!"

"Since he came to live here, all the monsters have been controlled and obeyed, and he has become the boss of this floor!"

The prisoners discussed it for the rest of their lives.

After frightening away the noisy beasts, the young man yawned and returned to the cell, ready to catch up on his sleep, but found that there were several figures outside the cell.

Seeing Domino and Hannyabal, his two immediate superiors, the young man just frowned slightly, but still went back to the cell and lay down regardless.

Facing such rude subordinates, the arrogant Director Hannyabal suddenly became furious, and the secretaries and jailers on the side stepped forward to dissuade him.

Domino took out a handkerchief and covered his nose. He went in, looked at the mess in the room, frowned and said, "Deputy Warden Allen, Imperial has obviously arranged a cadre dormitory for you, why do you have to live with the prisoners! "

But young Allen turned over, turned his back to everyone, and said lazily: "The three floors below are either too hot or too cold. I don't want to sleep uncomfortable!"

Domino said seriously: "The superiors did not transfer you here to work just for you to sleep here!"

"You can't sleep well, so why talk about work!" Allen snorted disdainfully.

At this time, Hannyabal broke free from the obstruction of everyone and stepped forward to ask: "I ask you, my meeting notice has been conveyed so many times, why have you never come once!"

Allen turned over, propped up his head and looked at him, and said, "Because I think it makes more sense to stay and sleep than to go to that lousy meeting of yours!"

"You kid!" Hannyabal was furious.

"Director, are you angry? Are you dissatisfied with me?"

Allen's expression changed at this moment. He actually sat up and said with a look of joy: "Then fire me! I was forced here anyway!"

The implication is that I have no nostalgia for Impel Down's job, and I am even looking forward to leaving.

When Hannyabal saw this, he was immediately stunned. His director's authority was not effective at all when faced with such an inexperienced bad boy.

At this time, the warden Domino stepped forward, looked at him and said: "Since you insist so much, then I will draft a document for the director immediately!"

Allen looked happy, but it didn't last long.

"Originally, Naval Headquarters only planned to let you train here for a period of time. Since it has no effect, I will help you apply for an extension of the period until you are qualified for the job!"

Hannyabal also reacted at this time, and said with a sinister smile: "Domino is right, if you continue to be disrespectful to me, the director, then I will let you stay here for the rest of your life!"

Now Allen's expression completely changed. After a moment of confusion, he changed his previous unruly and lazy look and said to Domino with a smile on his face: "Leader, you have something to say! Why do you have to make such a fuss!"

Domino adjusted his glasses and said, "Then it depends on your work performance. Now go back to your post immediately and clean up the mess left before! Let's talk about other things after you finish the accumulated official duties! "

Allen's expression changed. Since he came to work here, he has hardly touched work. He eats, drinks and messes around every day. He doesn't even understand the basic procedures of the prison. Who knows how much work has accumulated and has not been processed.

"What? You owe so much work that you can't finish it, right?"

Domino saw his thoughts at a glance and said coldly: "Then you'd better start right away!"

Allen, who looked ugly, could only take his two swords and leave in a hurry.

At this time, Hannyabal let out a sigh of relief and laughed, and said: "Quack, you still have a way to deal with this brat! Domino!"

"I really want to be the director, ah! I already am!"

Unexpectedly, Domino turned around again, looked at him with a stern face and said, "Director, you should go back to the office at this time! Instead of staying here and chatting with your subordinates!"

"Ah! Such a stern subordinate!" Hannyabal's laughter suddenly stopped, and he left with an embarrassed look on his face.

The secretary and jailer, who were covering their mouths and snickering, quickly followed suit.

Domino then left the cell with a frown and disgust, and said to the jailer outside: "Clean this cell and make it vacant for the next batch of prisoners!"

"But this is the deputy warden's residence!" The jailer looked embarrassed.

"Not anymore!"