One Piece: What If Kaido Did Sit-Ups

Level 4, scorching hell.

Deputy Director Magellan was still handling emergencies in his exclusive public toilet at this moment, when a violent and strange sound and unpleasant smell filled the surrounding area.

A group of jailers were wearing uniform gas masks and were waiting respectfully outside.

There is no other reason. These permeating gases are all highly toxic gases that can cause death. This is why his toilet must be built in separate isolation.

Magellan, the strongest person in Imperial, is a poisonous person who has eaten the poisonous fruit of Paramecia. He can produce deadly venom and poisonous smoke. Even the breath he exhales is poisonous, and his abilities can be enhanced by directly taking the poison. , but even normal food will be poisoned by the poisonous gas exhaled by it. Therefore, although the body is immune to all fatal poisons, it will have serious diarrhea consequences.

Excluding the time for eating and sleeping, Magellan's daily office hours are only a short four hours, and the other nearly ten hours are spent with diarrhea because he cannot avoid eating activities and even eats a huge amount.

After a loud flushing sound, a tall figure of nearly 5 meters walked out of the toilet, holding his stomach. His legs were paralyzed from squatting on the toilet for a long time. He was holding on to the wall with his other hand and staggering. .

The 47-year-old Magellan now has a hideous scar on his face compared to 2 years ago, which was caused by being seriously injured by the former warden Shiryu and the Blackbeard pirates.

"Another day of intense fighting!"

Magellan looked relieved at this moment and said slowly: "What I enjoy most is this moment, and a beautiful day starts from now!"

The jailers stepped forward and saluted respectfully and said: "Thank you for your hard work, deputy director!"

"This is the breakfast prepared for you by Chief Warden Satie himself, pufferfish sashimi and poisonous soup!"

Magellan frowned and said, "This Sadi chan, how many times have I told her not to waste time doing such unimportant things!"

Since the incident 2 years ago, Magellan's deeds of guarding the Impel down by himself have moved countless subordinates. Among them, the warden chief Sadi chan has fallen madly in love with him and expresses his love to him every now and then. He did not hesitate to put himself in danger and personally prepared highly poisonous food for him.

Magellan is a man with a strong sense of responsibility. Whether it is for work or for his colleagues, he is very aware of the limitations of his highly toxic constitution and cannot come into close contact with other people. Even his colleagues who work with him must wear respirators at all times. Mask, with antidote at hand.

In other words, he is a being who is destined to be unable to get close to others.

Therefore, in line with the mentality of being responsible for others, Magellan repeatedly declined Sadi chan's intentions, unwilling to delay or harm the young girl.

However, Sadi chan is obviously like other young girls, with a strong attachment to love like a moth to a flame. She refuses to give up no matter how many times she is rejected. She always regards Magellan as her unparalleled hero.

The jailer immediately said: "Yes, I will reply to the chief jailer like this for you!"

"etc!"

Magellan suddenly stopped the other party and looked at the tender and juicy puffer fish sashimi (not detoxified) and the steaming poisonous flavored soup on the plate. He swallowed subconsciously, then he lifted it up, swallowed it into his stomach, and took a sip. After a long belch of poisonous gas, he said calmly: "Just tell her not to follow suit!"

The jailer was startled, scratched his head and said, "Deputy Director, you seemed to have said the same thing last time, and it was the same the last time! What should my subordinates do?"

Magellan glanced at him with a stiff expression, and then went to the office area accompanied by everyone.

After being demoted to deputy director, his work has been reduced accordingly. He is currently mainly responsible for the security of the prison on the sixth floor of the underground, and he is currently the only one capable of doing it.

"There's nothing unusual about the important prisoners I named, right?"

The jailer replied: "The others are fine, but Doflamingo seems to have become more restless recently due to some external matters. He talks nonsense to other prisoners all day long!"

Magellan paused in his steps and his expression became solemn.

"Deputy Director, in fact, not only the prisoners, but also the subordinates are talking about the recent events at sea!" A subordinate came forward and whispered.

Magellan glared at them and said: "Your scope of responsibilities is limited to this prison, and anything that happens outside has nothing to do with you! If you dare to talk too much, don't blame me for being ruthless!"

Magellan's ruthlessness is known to everyone in the prison. Not only does he not care about executing prisoners, he also kills some of his subordinates when necessary. It is precisely with such thunderous methods that he can manage this most dangerous prison obediently. .

Later, his subordinates followed him tremblingly into the Eternal Hell, the lowest level of the prison.

The prisoners who can come in here are all criminals who have made trouble in the past. The prisoners there are either death row prisoners or dangerous people imprisoned for life, including some monster sea monsters whose crimes were so heinous that their traces had to be erased from history. Thieves, and even many legendary figures, were covered up by the government because of the many crimes committed by the prisoners on this floor, and some of the extremely cruel things they committed were even deliberately concealed in newspapers.

Then, Magellan ignored the crazy guys who were cursing and talking without restraint, and walked straight to a special cell.

There is only one person imprisoned inside, and he is bound by seastone chains. He is a tall blond man wearing sunglasses. He always has a cruel smile on his face. Even if he is trapped in hell, he is still leaning on the cell leisurely. Inside, he also held a copy of the latest newspaper in his hand. This was a special treatment that other prisoners could not even imagine.

Magellan said coldly: "Heavenly Yaksha, because of Vice Admiral's previous instructions, we gave you these benefits, but they are not for you to talk nonsense!"

"Especially the words you shouldn't say will only make you die faster!"

The original Seven Warlords of the Sea pirate, Don Quixote. Doflamingo let out a dull chuckle at this time and said: "Hey, are you caring about me? Magellan! Speaking of which, this time is really a blessing. You protected me so that the killers sent by those guys could not succeed!"

Magellan said: "Don't get me wrong, the reason why I protect such a heinous scum like you is entirely out of duty. Since you are escorted here, you should not be killed by outsiders at will! No matter what the reason is, Purpose!"

"But if you can control your mouth, my job will be much easier!"

Doflamingo smiled and said: "Hey, some people want me to die, and some people want me to live. This is a simple truth! They are so anxious to start, it's just because the situation forces them!"

"Watch, Magellan! Their worst fears are about to come!"