People in Fengxian: Put on hair wax and become the boss

Seeing that Tong Tong was finally fooled by himself,

Lu Yu suddenly laughed proudly.

And in the live broadcast room,

The audience was also happy for a long time, and they were all laughed at by Lu Yu's brazen face!

"Hahahaha, I suddenly found out now that it's actually good to watch Chen Aijun with a baby, at least, Chen Aijun can't kill me with anger, but Brother Lu, he can really laugh me to death!"

"As soon as I came in, I saw that this old pit was in the pit again, and he actually wanted to take half of the snacks that Goddess Su Xue bought for Tong Tong, how embarrassed was he to open his mouth!" (covering his face.jpg)"

"The point is that what he said is still a thief, just like the old sow with a murderous cover, one after another, directly fooling Tong Tong and fainting, hahaha!"

"Shentao Ma and Tong Tong are the same age, Shen Tama and Tong Tong are about the same height, Brother Lu, let's have a face!"

"Hey, upstairs, just say that what Brother Lu said is right!"

"The post-90s and post-10s, is there only one post-00 separation? And both of them are more than one meter tall, are they about the same height?

"No, no, no, I'm going to be laughed to death by Brother Lu's divine logic, according to that, my grandfather and I are also the same age, and we both live in the 21st century!"

"Hahaha, then you go to your grandfather super senior, you see if your grandfather can't beat you, it's over!"

"Brother Lu, I can beg you to have a face, you bully a child like this, can you really get by on your conscience!"

"Didn't Brother Lu say that having a child is meant to be playful, and if you don't play, it will be meaningless for you to have a child!"

"Brother Lu is really too bad, he robbed other people's snacks, and he actually asked Tong Tong to thank him, the key is that Tong Tong really thanked him!"

"No way, Tong Tong is convinced of her father's identity as a magician!"

"Tong Tong is too miserable, if Goddess Su Xue is here, maybe she can help her deal with her father, Goddess Su Xue is not here, Tong 06 Tong can't resist it at all!"

"Hahaha, hurry up Goddess Su Xue, let her see, the snacks she bought for Tong Tong are about to be snatched away by the devil's father!"

"Su Xue!"

“......"

Seeing the scene of Lu Yu fooling Tong Tong's snacks,

The audience really can't hold back,

On the entire barrage, there was a ball of laughter.

Many viewers even cheered up Su Xue,

I want Su Xue to take a look,

The snacks she bought for Tong Tong,

How did you step by step, you were fooled by Tong Tong's father!

And in fact,

Even if the audience is not Su Xue,

Su Xue has also seen this scene.

She was sitting in the special car of the program team back in the studio hall,

While hurrying,

While watching the live broadcast.

One second ago,

She was also stolen by Chen Aijun to eat the patty in the sweet hamburger, and she couldn't be angry.

One second,

was the picture of Lu Yukeng's children's snacks again,

I almost didn't fall off my seat when I laughed!

Hahahaha!

This daddy guy,

It's really not worrying at all!

I just walked on my front foot,

He then started the idea of children's snacks!

And

The reasons for which he said,

It's really funny,

Not to mention Tong Tong, a five-year-old child,

Even she was stunned by Lu Yu.

"If you throw Lu Yu into those places that engage in pyramid schemes......

"It is estimated that with Lu Yu's eloquence and brain, in less than two days, he will be able to turn those MLM personnel one by one and follow him!"

Su Xue couldn't help but think.

As for

Lu Yukeng took the matter of the snacks she bought for Tong Tong......

Of course Su Xue won't care,

Truth be told,

Whether it is Su Xue or the audience,

In fact, you can see it,

Lu Yu and Tong Tong, the two of them,

It's just a matter of having fun,

Lu Yu is playing with Tong Tong,

Tong Tong is also happy to be teased by her father like this,

On the surface, the two are sharing snacks,

In fact, they are falling in love and killing each other,

What a loving thing,

Su Xue won't be stupid, she really went to help Tong Tong get the snacks back!

Besides,

So many snacks,

Tong Tong couldn't finish it by himself......

When Su Xue was thinking like this,

In the picture,

Lu Yu has completely convinced Tong Tong,

Snacks began to be divided.

Let's start with those funny eggs.

"Tong Tong, is it you or me, I listen to you!"

"I'll divide it, Dad!"

Tong Tong immediately said vigilantly,

"You like to play tricks, I'm afraid that you will give you more and give me less. "

"The last time we divided the milk, you made the wrong difference. "

"You got seventeen bottles, but I only got seven. "

Remembering the last time I divided the milk,

Tong Tong was depressed.

Said that one person and half are good,

I also watched my father divide it with my own eyes on the side,

After the results are divided,

I don't know what's going on,

Dad has so much more than himself!

In the face of Tongtong's vigilance,

Lu Yu couldn't laugh or cry,

"You kid, why are you still digging through old accounts. "

"If you say that, then I won't let you go, let's rock-paper-scissors!"

"Whoever wins, who wins!"

Lu Yu proposed,

To be decided with rock-paper-scissors,

Who's going to divide those snacks.

Tong Tong thought about it, rock-paper-scissors, it was quite fair, so he agreed.

"Dad, come on!"

Tong Tong raised his little hand,

"Rock-paper-scissors—"

The moment he finished shouting,

Tong Tong immediately made a cloth.

On the other hand, Lu Yu,

It was a quick glance at Tong Tong first,

And then it was 0.01 beat slower,

A pair of scissors stretched out.

no doubt

This game,

Lu Yu won!

Tong Tong was so young, naturally she didn't find out, her father cheated again, and suddenly slapped her leg depressedly,

"Ahh

"Why do I play rock-paper-scissors with you, I never win!"

"Dad, I seriously doubt that you have quietly used magic, did you ask the magic pig, so you know what I am going to do!"

Tong Tong pouted and said.

"How is it possible, you don't know that my magic power has run out today. "

Lu Yu smiled solemnly,

As soon as the inspiration moved,

"Why don't I give you another chance?"

"What a chance, anyway, I can't win you with rock-paper-scissors!"

Tong Tong said.

"This time, let's not come to rock-paper-scissors, let's guess the numbers!"

Lu Yu said,

put a hand in his pocket,

"Guess what, how many fingers does this hand in my pocket have?"

"If you can guess correctly, then you win!"

"I can give you three chances!"

“......"

When I hear it, it's a guess of the numbers,

Tong Tong came to the spirit again.

If you guess three times,

At the very least, you can guess it correctly once!

"Dad, talking counts!"

"Then you stretch it, I'll guess when it's stretched!"

Tong Tong said eagerly.

Lu Yu immediately gestured in his pocket,

"Alright, guess!"

"Uh-huh, I guess so...... Three!"

Tong Tong thought for a moment,

Say it directly.

"Hahaha, I guessed wrong!"

Lu Yu took his hand out of his pocket,

Saw

He stretched out two fingers.

Seeing this, Tong Tong

The little face of annoyance suddenly wrinkled.

"Guess again. "

Lu Yu put his hand in his pocket again.

"This time, I'll still guess three!"

Tong Tong said.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I guessed wrong!"

Hearing Tong Tong's answer,

Lu Yu took out his hand and looked at it,

I saw, (read the violent novel, and go to the Feilu Novel Network!)

This time it was four fingers outstretched.

"It's the last chance, if you guess wrong, don't blame me!"

Lu Yu smiled and put his hand in his pocket again,

pretended to make a few gestures,

Let Tong Tong continue to guess.

This time

Tong Tong guessed four,

Outcome......

Naturally, you can imagine,

She guessed wrong again,

Lu Yu stretched out five fingers this time.

Seeing this, Tong Tong

Annoyed no,

called himself really unlucky, and he didn't guess right once three times.

However, []

Audience in the live broadcast room,

But he was going to be laughed at stupidly for a long time.

"Hahahaha, Brother Lu is really a talent, I found out, he fooled the children, he was really good, and he didn't repeat the routine at all!"

"I'm laughing to death, it's really, there are children at home, even if you don't have time, you have to take the time to watch this show and see how Brother Lu takes the baby!"

"Follow Brother Lu to learn a few tricks casually, and you can turn your children around!"

"Tong Tong has walked the farthest road in her life, it is her father's routine, and there is no end at all!"

"Brother Lu's guessing number game, it's the same as the lottery, you guess a few, he won't give you a few, even if you guess right, he will give you a change before you get out of your pocket, and make you wrong.jpg!"

"Upstairs, you're bold, are you questioning the fairness of the lottery?"

"Lottery numbers are random,You didn't guess,It's here to force crooked,The director of the lottery center,How can you guess so many times,It means that you are still not as good as others!"

"Huh, I really don't understand it, why does Brother Lu know that Tong Tong must not be able to guess?"

"Flutter, brother dei, are you serious, do you still need to explain this, have you forgotten Brother Lu, is he a magician, he can pinch and calculate, he will definitely make Tong Tong guess wrong!"

"Hahahaha, people are stupid, you still tease others, right, brother dei, don't listen to him, I'll be honest with you, it's because Brother Lu asked the magic pig in advance and knew what Tong Tong would say, so he deliberately didn't stretch that number!"

"Damn, it's no different from not explaining, Brother Lu, ask for a tutorial!"

"Oh my God, there's a big clever guy here!"

“......"

On the barrage in the live broadcast room, there was constant laughter.

Lu Yu's pit doll routine,

It also made many viewers say that they have benefited a lot,

I'm going to take it and tease my own children.

On the car,

Su Xue also laughed again, leaning back and forth,

She really convinced Lu Yu,

It's too pit,

I don't know,

When the child grows up,

When I look back at these videos,

What a wonderful expression.

In the footage.

After two games of rock-paper-scissors and guess the numbers,

Tong Tong is completely speechless,

can only put the right to share snacks,

Handed it over to his father.

"Dad, you might be wrong!"

"I'm going to keep an eye on it here!"

"If you dare to cheat, I'll ...... I'll let Aunt Su Xue, 087 kick your skin stock!"

I'm worried that my dad will cheat when he divides it,

Tong Tong first verbally warned Lu Yu a few words.

If dad dares to cheat,

Let Aunt Su Xue kick her father's skin stock hard!

"Don't worry, Tong Tong, when did my father play a liar!"

When Lu Yu heard this,

said with a serious face,

"If I'm really cheating, don't let your Aunt Su Xue kick my skin, I'll take it off and give it to her!"

"Can you still take off the strands?!"

Tong Tong touched his small skin in shock.

"Of course, when my dad was in college, his stomach hurt and he wanted to stink, but he didn't want to get up from bed and go to the bathroom......"

"Take off the skin strands, give it to your Uncle Junping, let him take it to the toilet, and pull it for me!"

Lu Yu said,

and piled up all the funny eggs in front of him,

"Okay, don't talk nonsense!"

"Look at it, Dad is going to start dividing!"

"Don't wait for me to finish dividing, and you say that my sharing is unfair!"

“......"

Hearing Dad's reminder,

Tong Tong also came back to his senses from the terrifying fantasy of Uncle Junping taking his father's skin and going to the toilet.

Hurriedly widened his eyes,

staring at the pile of strange eggs in front of him without blinking,

I'm afraid of my father,

and when he is not paying attention,

Give him a lot,

But they give themselves very little.

This time

Tong Tong made up his mind,

This must not be allowed to happen!

That's it

Under the gaze of Tong Tong's full attention, increased vigilance, and wide-eyed gaze,

Lu Yu finally smiled evilly,

began to divide up.

"I'm divided, you see!"

Lu Yu said,

Pick up a quirky egg,

put it on its own side,

"I'm one!"

meantime

Pick up another curious egg,

Put it on the side of the child,

"You're one!"

Followed by

"I'm one!"

"You're one!"

"I'm one!"

"You're one!"

"I'm one!"

"I'm one!"

"You're one!"

"Daddy one!"

"Lu Yu one!"

"Tong Tong's father!"

"Tong Tong one!"

"I'm one!"

"I'm one!"

"My daughter one!"

"A daughter's father!"

"I'm one!"

"Dad, one!"

"Lu Yu one!"

"You're one!"

“......"

“......"

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